Marcus Mitchell #66 Underground, overground, wombling free, Marcus of Camborne scamming the DWP 🎵

[Rach88]

Thread title by @spaceraider69 sorry it just felt relatable

I'm sure I'll be forgiven by the next 4/20 anniversary

Link to previous thread here

Marcus Mitchell #65 Postman Fat, Postman Fat, Postman Fat Strapped the fitbit to the cat 🎵

Thread title win by @Lucyxxxx I'd do a recap but there's not much just hope something is bubbling and he fucks it up royally for himself in some shape or form as he usually does in the end 💀 I miss his gormless foodie lives can't believe I ever complained Let's see how long it takes us to get...

tattle.life

 

[Venom]

Did you all see Marcus on the royal balcony ??

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Recap.

As we enter a new thread slight cracks seem to be appearing and this has slightly got our hopes up.
The diet is slipping.
Managed to have a drink with Sids fella without giving him the doorstep treatment.
Boring.

 

[spaceraider69]

Thread title by @spaceraider69 sorry it just felt relatable

I'm sure I'll be forgiven by the next 4/20 anniversary

Link to previous thread here

Marcus Mitchell #65 Postman Fat, Postman Fat, Postman Fat Strapped the fitbit to the cat 🎵

Thread title win by @Lucyxxxx I'd do a recap but there's not much just hope something is bubbling and he fucks it up royally for himself in some shape or form as he usually does in the end 💀 I miss his gormless foodie lives can't believe I ever complained Let's see how long it takes us to get...

tattle.life

Thank you beaut it’s about time I won a thread

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Recap.

As we enter a new thread slight cracks seem to be appearing and this has slightly got our hopes up.
The diet is slipping.
Managed to have a drink with Sids fella without giving him the doorstep treatment.
Boring.

Recap.

He is having spa dates with his dad in the hope of bagging himself an older homosexual.

The rancid toe made an appearance.

He claims to have lost 5 stone but is yet to show us him stepping on the scales (probably cos his nearest zoo has been too busy to let him in).

His new bestie appears to be out the picture again.

He hadn’t updated us on his steps recently

TBC he did a murder/robbery/assaulted a cat in the local park area near Sids

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Thank you beaut it’s about time I won a thread

Righteo.

 

[VC10]

A new thread

 

[Lucyxxxx]

It's his birthday real soon. Maybe that will give him the nudge he needs.

 

[NomChompsky]

It's his birthday real soon. Maybe that will give him the nudge he needs.

If it does, I shall be tempted to go "people watch" for a couple.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I am so sick of this smug bleep. I hope he chokes on his next mayo salad

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Just goes to show what a boring bleep he is, I didn’t even realise there was a new thread.

Surely to be financially stable you need a job

 

[Jeai]

He's such a boring bleep I ended up straying into KP's thread and just look who I bump into...

Aw Marcus, remember how estatic you were whenever she crashed your lives?

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Just goes to show what a boring bleep he is, I didn’t even realise there was a new thread.

Surely to be financially stable you need a job

Financially stable on benefits street

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

How can financial stability be your goal if you never intend to work a day in your life? And no he hasn’t changed his eating habits - he posts the same crap food and calls every day a ‘cheat day’.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

duck off is he no longer obese

 

[Rach88]

duck off is he no longer obese

And there is no bleeping way he's 12 stone sorry

 

[Shamelesshorse]

so going off his supposed BMI, he should be around 5’7ish.

there is no way an adidas tee is this long an a person of that height. my partner is 5’1 and they fit her like that.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

He’s so full of tit

 

[VC10]

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so going off his supposed BMI, he should be around 5’7ish.

there is no way an adidas tee is this long an a person of that height. my partner is 5’1 and they fit her like that.
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There's no way he's got down to 14 stone - and in 4 months? From 22- 23 stone? Impossible. Fat reduction & skin surgery would be the only way there........
He's 20 stone, down from 22- 23 , I'll wager
He has lost some , and good luck to him there , but he tips the scales

 

[Not_A_Troll]

I’d bet his massive head alone weighs 12 stone!

And bollocks is he having 1000 calories a day