Thanks to our very own @freda19 for the title suggestion.
Previously on Keeping up with the Harkles....They're still C****. Everything smeggy says are still lies. Even smeggy herself is all fake and lies. The Harkles are becoming irrelevant faster everyday. Smeggy went on a fortune zoom meeting...
Welcome one and all to the 44th segment of Keeping up with the Mountbatten-Windsor’s or as we like to call them, that pair of what Freda says!
I’d like to thank @TC14 for thinking up our thread title and also @Scotch Mist for tidying it up. Lastly I’d like to thank all the readers for voting...
New thread, title by the infamous @freda19 with 29 likes!
Summary of last thread: 1000 posts mostly agreeing that they are a pair of What Freda Says! And there’s still been no sign of poor Merchiedoll. Dorito has been quiet lately, in fact all the Markle clan has, except for Smegs herself!
Oh look it’s that time again. It’s only a new fucking thread!
Many thanks to @Scotch Mist for the fantastic new thread title ❤
Where to begin?
Smoke has been seen in the air over Montecito. It’s not a forest burning though it’s just a dumpster fire at chaz Harkle......again!
Thanks @Loftcat for the title.
1. Chatting with Gloria in the backyard of Santa Barbara stable (not Smeg's new mansion). tattle rumor has it, that's the origin of Meg's "long flowly" hair.
2. haz's new gig on Netflix--released on the same day as chatting with gloria
3. Doria's new role...
Thanks to @50sGirl for the title.
1. scooby doo still their mouthpiece
2. Megs dabbling into politics while still trying to be a saint at QCT
3. more grainy videos word salad nonsense
4. more job search in Hollywood
5. jetset life to a photo-op at baby2baby
Harry and Meghan #37 Do actresses piss in the woods?
Like this was ever gonna lose!
Yes, yes I know. I chickened out of getting a stern telling off from the mods. I stand before you in shame and plead forgiveness. Not really, sue me bitches 🤪
Thanks go to @PennyCrayon for thinking up the...
Thanks to @50sGirl and @Campagne for the new title which I seem to have buggered up.
@admin Can the random 0 at the end of the title be edited out please?
Meghan and Harry are still ungracious, malicious, duplicitous, hypocritical snivelling little shits 😡
And some people made rude...
Thank you to our very own Aunty Legal @antinoos for the title.
Well Harry and Meghan managed to dominate the headlines for all the wrong reasons.
The extracts of their...
After flipping a coin exhaustive research this lovely new title was deemed the winner. There is no manager here so suck it up Karen!
Many thanks to @Scotch Mist who provided it.
So what happened in the last thread I hear you ask. Well, if you really want to know then you should read it...
Thanks to @Norbs for the title with most Likes!
The Harkle Debacle rumbles on with the publication in The Times of advance excerpts from Scobie & Durand's 'Finding Freebies Freedom' eagerly republished and picked apart by other newspapers. Harry seems to be firmly under the bus driven by MM's...
Thanks @TC14 for the title.
TLDR - Harry and Meghan were increasingly obnoxious. Meghan spouted more waffle over Zoom to the Girl Up conference and is slowly morphing into a cross between Cher and a Kardashian. Bea and Edo got married. The Queen knighted Captain Sir Tom...
Welcome to instalment number 31
Thanks to @Scotch Mist for the thread title ❤
A quick recap of the last thread:
Aunty graced us with his presence and educated us on the legal shenanigans of Cringe the rotten minge.
@Yorkiejules claimed to have been abducted by aliens but they booted her as...
Continue here everyone ☺
I am loving the new thread title, thanks to @Doodlebug005!
A brief summary of the last thread is that we all think they are thoroughly ridiculous, but that is nothing new. 😂😂
Admin, please correct my typo because I’m an idiot! ☺️💜
Greetings one and all. Welcome to another edition of smeggie and no balls cunt the world
Many thanks to @Melodybear for the glorious new title ❤
Apologies to those who wanted a dancing mushroom in the title. Computer said no!