Harry & Meghan #425 Fright in white satin

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Thanks Chita. I think whoseyerdaddy did the title on behalf of Nuttynana so credit to nuttynana!

Brilliant title!
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Brilliant new Fred and title! Thank you @Who’sYerDaddy and @Nuttynana and @Chita for starting it.

What a lot to recap!!! Chris tit has demanded a forensic cataloguing of the contents of all royal gardens, but don’t forget he also has no pubes @PurvyPanda!

The world has gone bonkers, TPPoW remain steadfast, calm and classy and despite the sugars demanding they provide proof of life for TPoW and want to know why Willy has a bruise on his neck when it’s in shadow.
 
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Link plus the article copied and pasted.
It mentions Harkles and bots briefly but is mainly about Catherine.





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LIFEOPINION
The Princess and the Photograph
RehnaMarch 12, 2024photograph,photoshop,Prince and Princess of Wales,Princess Catherine
In the past few weeks, different groups on social media and sections of the mainstream media have released the kraken of their pent-up envy of the woman they still call by her maiden name, despite her 13 years of marriage, three children and official title, as the wife of the heir to the British throne. They think their petty use of it devalues her. It doesn’t. It does, however, reveal much about them.
In the 20 years the former Kate Middleton, now the Princess of Wales, has been in the public eye, she has not put a foot wrong. Like Mary Poppins, she’s been practically perfect in every way. Quietly and almost unobtrusively she’s risen to become the jewel in the monarchy crown, despite not being born a royal. That fact alone drives her detractors crazy. It’s why they still call her by her father’s name. They think it puts her in her place.
But Catherine, Kate, the Princess of Wales has been creating her own place for 20 years. Initially, quietly, steadily.
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Then that gold dress, at the James Bond premiere in 2021, turned her, overnight, from royal star to superstar. Suddenly, even casual observers saw what the smart folks had picked up long before. This young woman, who took the time to learn from the best (Queen Elizabeth II) combines the poise, mystique, impeccable behaviour of the Queen and the smiling steel of the Queen Mother, with the willowy grace of her late mother in law, Diana, Princess of Wales. She glides, seemingly effortlessly, from Hollywood glamour to being sporty, from playing the piano at her Christmas carols service to photographing her children for press publication, from whizzing down a playground slide to convening summits for her passion projects such as early childhood development. She looks as at ease with Presidents as she does with the elderly in care homes.
And she does it all in high heels and with not a hair out of place.
Perfection terrifies most of us, it’s true. But that fear is weaponised only by the inadequate and the cruel.
So, when perfect ‘Kate’ suffered that most human frailty of all, health problems, they pounced. While she is at her most vulnerable, they are attacking her, for the crime of – (*checks notes*) -tweaking a Mother’s Day family photo. Not a photograph given to the press as an official portrait, but a picture posted on social media.
The photo shows a smiling family and was likely posted to put an end to the hysterical and libellous speculation about her condition. In January, it was announced by Kensington Palace that the Princess had undergone major abdominal surgery and would not be in the public eye until around Easter. She’s not the head of state. There’s no constitutional or political crisis caused by her absence. So, in the real world it was accepted she had a health issue and needed time to recover – in private.
Not so, according to the media, both social and mainstream.
That she had entered and left hospital without anyone outside her close circle knowing about it, seems to have been seen as an affront by those who claim to be in the know about the royals because they have ‘sources’. It blew apart the narrative of others in the public eye who cry constantly about not being able to have ‘privacy’ – if the most photographed woman in the world can manage it, so can they. That she wasn’t telling the world exactly what was wrong with her, complete with colour diagrams, also seems to have irked many.
A lot of noses, it seems, were put out of joint.
So, the speculation began. First as a grumbling murmur, then a demanding crescendo. Now it’s a vicious, global hounding of a woman still recovering from a significant medical intervention.
There’s even a hashtag on Twitter “Where is Kate Middleton?”
It’s supported by ‘demands’ that ‘Kate’ disclose her private medical records and/or parade herself in public during her recovery process. This apparently would ‘reassure’ complete strangers that she is okay, or even alive, according to the worst of these ghouls. The demands come from a variety of unsavoury sources; self proclaimed ‘royal experts’, attention seeking newspaper columnists, D list zelebrities, the vicious ‘supporters’ of Netflix reality show duo, Meghan and Harry (whose sickening posts warrant investigation by the authorities) bots and trolls spewing the same semi literate script provided by whoever is funding them, the abolish the monarchy lot and sundry other unhappy/unhinged folk.
So, a photo was posted on the Prince and Princess of Wales Twitter account, probably to try and appease the baying beast.
But a photo was never going to satisfy the mob. Even a close up of her stitches would not have done that. A number of vested interests saw an opportunity to kick the Prince and Princess of Wales when they are vulnerable . They have come together, in an unholy alliance to conjure up a ‘crisis’ from which they each seek to benefit. The hysteria is so out of all proportion to the (admitted) photo editing that it smells bad and co-ordinated. (There must be a story here for an intrepid, investigative journalist, to join the dots between these different groups).
There are articles and news pieces about how the photograph has been ‘doctored’ or ‘manipulated’. These words make it sound sinister as if something terrible has been done. ‘Photoshopped’ wouldn’t have the same effect, one supposes. One American newspaper had a dramatic headline but the article itself contains only one line about what has actually been done to the Royal photograph – namely there had been some ‘minor tweaks’ made to it. The rest of the piece was about Photoshop and how commonly it’s used.
If the media genuinely believes there is a serious story here, they should say so.
Are they claiming that the Princess of Wales was not in this photograph? And that her image has been super imposed upon it? If that is not their claim, then why is there this fake global outrage across the media, pushing out news about wars, elections, political upheaval, and the current decrepit, spineless leadership in the West?
Why are complete strangers demanding that the Princess reveal her confidential medical records to them? Why is a woman recovering from surgery being hounded to parade herself in public so that strangers can gawp at her and gossip about whether she looks different?
What impact is all this nonsense having on her 3 children? Prince George is of an age where he may be well aware of both social and mainstream media. These children have had the scare of having their mother being in hospital for two weeks, recently. They don’t need to see the ‘Be Kind’ brigade posting that their mother is probably dead, on Tik Tok.
What impact is all this likely to be having on the 75-year-old King undergoing treatment for cancer?
It’s poisonous stuff for a family that has suffered two very significant deaths within a short period; the Queen and Prince Philip, the King being diagnosed with cancer, the surgery of the Princess, continued betrayals from the reality show duo. And they’ve had to endure it all in the unforgiving glare of the world media as well as under the often hostile scrutiny of the British press which routinely instructs them how to conduct their lives.
The only positive from this shameful treatment of the Princess is that she may well have the last laugh? The photo has 83 MILLION (and counting) views on one Royal Twitter account alone. To put that in perspective, that’s more than the combined total of followers the BBC and Associated Press Twitter accounts have.
The photo was not given as an exclusive to any media agency or outlet which means they haven’t made big money from it. Will any public figure or celebrity offer an exclusive image to the media again when they know now they can post it on their own social media account which they can monetise?
And since the Princess has probably now established herself as the most marketable public figure in the world, how likely is she to want to offer anything, in future, to the worst media outlets?
The Prince and Princess may have done themselves no favours by rushing out a picture just to try and appease the social media beast, instead of waiting until Easter, as originally planned for the Princess to return to public life. But it may be the mainstream media that has truly shot its future in the foot.
Nevertheless, it would be naive to think that anything will change immediately. The reality is that both the mainstream and social media are what they are. And the Royal family has to work with the first and be aware of the second. Any photograph released in the near future will be pulled apart by armchair sleuths in need of a boost in likes and followers. The best way forward, after a short break, will be to release a few short videos over a period of time, of the Princess back at work, at Windsor castle, meeting with small groups of people representing her charities, patronages and foundation. Similar to the snippets we get of the King meeting the Prime-minister. It’s a ’back to work’ message but with a caveat; the Princess is still recovering, still needs time and is not fully back to undertaking her engagements in the usual way. It’s also a message that her ‘comeback’ will be on her terms, at her pace and in an environment she is comfortable in.
 
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I have a theory, bear with me.

When Lady C announced there would be something happening/being announced, whatever (who knows). First she said this would be before the end of last year.

Does anyone think this was delayed because the royals know Charles and Catherine were not well, and they needed time to recover and be strong enough to deal with whatever it is?

It just seems that by moving this until Spring/Summer coincides with when we're told that Catherine will return to work, and possibly Charles treatments could be complete.

Someone, apologies as I forget who, on the last thread said this may not now happen until June. Is this possibly once again to ensure C&C are fully recovered? Do we know where the June date came from? 🤔
 
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The world has gone bonkers,
I think that's what the media would like us to believe. Dull, boring and normal just doesn't get clicks or eyeballs (and as a consequence money). The vast, vast majority of us just plod-on with our ordinary lives getting through our day as best we can (with varying degree's of success). It's pretty obvious now that media outlets, even respected ones, are more content creators than news reporters. The best thing about Tattle is that contributors often post primary sources and orginal documents (thanks) so that we can make up our own minds on certain things. A lot of the legacy media now just produces tattle! Oh how the tables seem to have been turned!
 
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In the 20 years the former Kate Middleton, now the Princess of Wales, has been in the public eye, she has not put a foot wrong. Like Mary Poppins, she’s been practically perfect in every way. Quietly and almost unobtrusively she’s risen to become the jewel in the monarchy crown, despite not being born a royal. That fact alone drives her detractors crazy. It’s why they still call her by her father’s name. They think it puts her in her place.
But Catherine, Kate, the Princess of Wales has been creating her own place for 20 years. Initially, quietly, steadily.
Fabulous! Thanks for that @Chita.

I am just quoting a small piece I especially love - that she has been practically perfect in every way. 😍
Aww. It's so true.
 
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I have a theory, bear with me.

When Lady C announced there would be something happening/being announced, whatever (who knows). First she said this would be before the end of last year.

Does anyone think this was delayed because the royals know Charles and Catherine were not well, and they needed time to recover and be strong enough to deal with whatever it is?

It just seems that by moving this until Spring/Summer coincides with when we're told that Catherine will return to work, and possibly Charles treatments could be complete.

Someone, apologies as I forget who, on the last thread said this may not now happen until June. Is this possibly once again to ensure C&C are fully recovered? Do we know where the June date came from? 🤔
I think it was as a result of the MOD randomly announcing Catherine would be at TTC in June, with no KP input.
 
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The press are using this moment of vulnerability to bully the Wales into having family photoshoots with a pack of photographers in their living room. Diana literally used to host the media in her home, inviting them to photograph young William and Harry, while revealing personal details of the children’s lives. Then she died and the press had to take only set arranged photo ops or get nothing at all. Then the boys grew up and the press were firmly locked out of Williams home for good.

William married Catherine and the press thought they’d get their money making exclusives again, returning to the private Royal homes and photographing their lives as they pleased. Except the first Royal baby came along and it was only Catherine and her family taking the photos. They’ve been pissed ever since as Catherine taking all the photos means loss of money for the press, and no control as Catherine owns the copyright. This isn’t the first time the press have demanded that Catherine put the camera down and let them into her home instead.

This is the first picture ever taken and released by William instead of Catherine and I think it scares the pants of the press. The rare times a photographer gets access to the Wales family time is when Catherine herself needs to be in the picture and can’t take it. William taking the family photo in a drought of Catherine pictures to sell potentially closes the door for good on press access to the Wales private life.

The press better be real careful. The Wales have just made it clear they’re happy to be the only ones allowed a lens in their home. We used to get barely any family photos. What’s to stop the Wales refusing to release any more private happy snaps.
 
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Thanks for the new thread and title. :)

Brendan O'Neill in the Spectator, if someone can archive it.


And he's right. If people want Royal oversharing they can always look to the Harkles for drama kicks, read about Hazbeen's dick issues and Mummy fantasies and leave the Royal who lives her whole life in a dignified manner alone.

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Thank you for the shiny new thread and the wonderful title.

It reminds me of that essential element of many a horror films and stories (our ghosts are smarter and prefer chiffon). Of course, it is blasphemy to compare the beautiful and iconic Sadhana with... Smegs 😂

 
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Thanks for the new thread and title. :)

Brendan O'Neill in the Spectator, if someone can archive it.


And he's right. If people want Royal oversharing they can always look to the Harkles for drama kicks, read about Hazbeen's dick issues and Mummy fantasies and leave the Royal who lives her whole life in a dignified manner alone.

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I have a theory, bear with me.

When Lady C announced there would be something happening/being announced, whatever (who knows). First she said this would be before the end of last year.

Does anyone think this was delayed because the royals know Charles and Catherine were not well, and they needed time to recover and be strong enough to deal with whatever it is?

It just seems that by moving this until Spring/Summer coincides with when we're told that Catherine will return to work, and possibly Charles treatments could be complete.

Someone, apologies as I forget who, on the last thread said this may not now happen until June. Is this possibly once again to ensure C&C are fully recovered? Do we know where the June date came from? 🤔
I honestly think Lady C knows nothing. Has she ever been right about gossip we didnt know about?

I take what she says with a pinch of salt anyway,
 
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Thank you @Chita for starting this new thread and recap and @Nuttynana for suggesting this excellent title but couldn’t be arsed posting it 😜 so also thanks to @Who’sYerDaddy who did it for her!

A previous post got me thinking about if Catherine had Chrons disease..... my friend has it and hardly leaves the house now because she could need a toilet at a moments notice, she doesn’t have a stoma.

Until Catherine is totally happy with going out and about why not have the various charity representatives etc come to her? I know some events need the royal to go to them and also the public like to see a royal in person but it is not always necessary for everything. I’m sure many people would be thrilled to be invited to the palace for afternoon tea etc and more than one charity could be invited at any one time. This would prevent the need for her hairing up and down the country and walking about a lot and a toilet would always be within a few yards. Just a thought.
 
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Winning title by @Who’sYerDaddy
Old thread here - https://tattle.life/threads/harry-meghan-424-anus-whoreibilis.44400/

In which we discussed photoshopped pictures and
Samantha Markle's court case being dismissed
and
same old, same old.


Tattle on Tattlers.....
@Chita Thanks for starting the new thread!
That’s @Nuttynana ’s suggestion! I told her I’d put it forward on her behalf, but it’s definitely HER win & not mine!!
Conga Rats to @Nuttynana 👍🏻🙌🏼
(You old Mucker, you!) 😉🥰
 
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I think the palaces need to overhaul their IT department as there's too many errors. They need at least one dedicated person to thoroughly scan and check through their website and provide updates where required. People are tired of all the inaccuracies and it doesn't sit well at all.
 
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Fabulous! Thanks for that @Chita.

I am just quoting a small piece I especially love - that she has been practically perfect in every way. 😍
Aww. It's so true.

I do think people tend to credit the Queen a bit too much when describing Catherine's behaviour as a royal. Comments such as,
"Like the Queen taught her" etc.

I think Catherine can teach (and has taught) the royals a thing or two. For example, how to raise children within the monarchy machine.
Her grace under fire and steely inner resolve is, I think all her.
And I credit her parents as much as (if not more than) the Queen for how well Catherine is doing as a royal.
Of course William has been taught so much by the Queen and this will have influenced Catherine but I still think she gets very little credit herself.

I doubt any of her kids will turn out like Andrew or Harry.
Andrew was hardly the Queen's finest hour, was he.
And Harry.........well, we all know how he's turned out!!!!!!

The Queen was NOT perfect.
 
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