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  1. Jelly Bean

    Caroline Hirons #43 Nanna is definitely on a man hunt

    Thanks to @FrankieBelle and @Rowling for most popular thread title suggestion and nomination. Amended from 'cock hunt' 😂 It will enrage her no end as she's definitely 100% very happy being single. She got three kittens and one died after a couple of days in an accident. She's having an...
  2. Jelly Bean

    Caroline Hirons #42 One round of funding, a pop up and she thinks she's Estée Lauder

    Thanks to @Rowling and @bottlewrapper for thread title suggestion and nomination. Last thread: She slagged off M & S clothing as being for old boring people. She launched her Skin Rocks Pro salon partnerships. She and Jim have split up.
  3. Jelly Bean

    Caroline Hirons #41 Is her hair on purpose?

    Thanks to @Rowling for the most popular thread title suggestion. Very brief previous thread recap: Caroline hates Tattle users and hopes we all get killed in a road traffic accident. Her lawyer has been scarred reading here. Usual new kits new products. Australian suncream brand Ultra Violette...
  4. Traazers

    Caroline Hirons #40 She's the Elon Musk of skincare

    New thread, title by @bottlewrapper nominated by @yessina_d congrats guys, you can share a tiny alibaba kitbag but only if you wear it as a hat. Kit #89304 still hasn't sold out despite the genius children who work for her dubbing it "straight out of Caroline's skincare scrapbook". Scrap indeed.
  5. 50sGirl

    Caroline Hirons #39 She’s got more trademarks™️ than products!

    Thanks to @Nottonightbabe for the thread title and the nomination by @TriviaNewtonJohn (love your user name!) Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-38-its-not-luxe-and-neither-is-she.48009/ Anyone care to do a recap please? The usual Hirons hypocrisy continues…
  6. Jelly Bean

    Caroline Hirons #38 It's not luxe and neither is she

    Thanks to @SqualorVictoria and @Nottonightbabe for thread title suggestion and nomination. Hirons has launched a live 'unfiltered' podcast tour for 2025 (£40) with numerous as yet undisclosed special guests. These will definitely include various Hirons offspring and the ubiquitous Gregpanda...
  7. SqualorVictoria

    Caroline Hirons #37 The Devil Wears Camo

    Thanks to @StoptheMadness for the brilliant thread title If anyone wants to do a recap feel free but in short the oaf is as brash, rude and nasty as ever Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-36-why-does-ava-look-like-her-mums-prison-lover.46667/page-50
  8. Traazers

    Caroline Hirons #36 Why does Ava look like her mums prison lover?

    New thread time! Title by @pommynoir, suggested by @ButterTart, congratulations! you both win a used, 4 year old tub of Blue Babboon that I found in the back of my fridge along with a lump of stilton that's grown legs. You have to share it. Title from these bizarre pics posted by Cazza...
  9. 50sGirl

    Caroline Hirons #35 Travel Kits Cult Beauty 1, Hirons 0

    Thread title with most votes was by yours truly 😳, although she’s released ANOTHER Shitkit™️ since then so it feels a bit dated. Quick recap: (please add anything I’ve missed) Still using her podcast to talk about herself. Still rinsing The Freaks every pay day. Still has an over inflated ego...
  10. 50sGirl

    Caroline Hirons #34 Skin Rocks - Just Four Products and a Flannel!

    There was only one thread suggestion that I could find (which was mine but it was shite so I vetoed it!) so I hope you don’t mind that I tweaked a sentence from a “most liked” post instead. Courtesy of @bottlewrapper Old thread here...
  11. 50sGirl

    Caroline Hirons #33 Bad reviews are deleted, the skin ain’t rocking and The Freaks feel cheated…

    Congratulations to @LyraBalaqua for the great title! Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-32-query-the-price-shell-show-you-the-door-its-not-expensive-youre-just-poor.44211/ V quick recap because I‘m tired so please feel free to add more. 😳 The influencer...
  12. 50sGirl

    Caroline Hirons #32 Query the price, she’ll show you the door. “It’s not expensive, you’re just poor!”

    Congratulations to @yessenia_d for the thread title. We only started the last thread on 25th Jan so it must be the quickest Hirons thread we’ve ever had. Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-31-needled-by-ozempic.43813/ Quick recap: Hirons released her next kit...
  13. 50sGirl

    Caroline Hirons #31 Needled by Ozempic!

    Congratulations to @Also_smoke_and_mirrors for the thread title. I was so tempted to put the new thread under the Influencers section instead of Gurus but I behaved! 🤪 Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-30-needled-by-trinny.42741/ First new thread of 2024, so I...
  14. SqualorVictoria

    Caroline Hirons #30 Needled by Trinny.

    New thread! Thanks to @LyraBalaqua for the fantastic thread title, not only was it the most liked thread title suggestion, it was the most liked post on the whole thread. PM your address hun, some blue cocoon is on the way to you! The oaf's attempted hatchet job on Trinny has backfired and...
  15. Traazers

    Caroline Hirons #29 Not an influencer? What a load of (overpriced) flannel!

    New thread! Title by @50sGirl Cazza's son married his elfin (sorry, evil) bride, started selling some flannels for an exorbitant amount and was generally an arse
  16. SqualorVictoria

    Caroline Hirons #28 Four Chambers? More like Four Parasites to her Bank Account!

    Thanks to @50sGirl for the brilliant suggestion! Last thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-27-kim-jong-hirons-too-hectorial-for-my-taste.39919/page-51#post-16426278
  17. SqualorVictoria

    Caroline Hirons #27 Kim Jong Hirons, Too Hectorial For My Taste

    Thanks to @50sGirl for the thread title! I cheated a little and made it a mash up of two requested titles Recap: the oaf is being as shouty as ever. Her overpriced cream cleanser has failed to set the world on fire like much of her range. Her latest beef is a fathers day picture of Ben...
  18. 50sGirl

    Caroline Hirons #26 An “industry first” with major Trump vibes!

    Continuing in from our previous thread… https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-25-skincare-is-merch-ask-two-homes-hirons.36837/ Thread title collaboration by @MinnieGrant @SqualorVictoria @50sGirl Quick recap: Nellie/Oaf/Ali C/Gangsta Gran is still being her usual insufferable self but is...
  19. TriviaNewtonJohn

    Caroline Hirons #25 Skincare is merch, ask two homes Hirons

    New thread time. Title from @50sGirl referencing Hirons having bought Ruth Crilly's Georgian house probably with the profits from flogging short dated skincare and luminous bought-from alibaba bags to her devotees ('freaks') AND a phrase she's hilariously trademarked probably for merch. Please...
  20. 50sGirl

    Caroline Hirons #24 Reti-nope

    Congratulations to @TriviaNewtonJohn for the title. Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-23-scamaline-hirons.33454/ Nellie has launched her skincare, well 2 items anyway. Nellie is not named after the elephant but after the character Nellie Boswell from the sitcom...
  21. TriviaNewtonJohn

    Caroline Hirons #23 Scamaline Hirons

    New thread for everyone's favourite kit bag salesperson. Thread title from @Bertha The freaks are up to their usual attention seeking ways and also profusely thanking Scamaline for selling them stuff. Recap anyone? Last thread is here...
  22. SqualorVictoria

    Caroline Hirons #22 Shiller Kween - the Del Boy of Skincare. No money back, no guarantee

    Thanks to @50sGirl for the brilliant thread title! Continuing on from this thread: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-21-karenline-hirons.30874/page-51
  23. M

    Caroline Hirons #21 Karenline Hirons

    Title thanks to @Bertha and nominated by @w8g We start this thread with not so breaking news - a new kit is coming in July! As @50sGirl put it "walk, don’t run, in fact walk like a sloth..." Guesses on theming and products for this one have begun. Will Zelens again be included? Odds on yes...
  24. 50sGirl

    Caroline Hirons #20 Maybe Creighton’s can give her some tips to shift some kits!

    I hope I’ve not missed any thread title suggestions but I only found one put forward. Thanks to @TriviaNewtonJohn for the suggestion. Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-19-its-literally-a-load-of-old-flannel.28868/ Quick recap… Gangsta and Mel Smith and Daniel...
  25. SqualorVictoria

    Caroline Hirons #19 It's literally a load of old flannel

    Thanks to @jeezlouise and @Expelliarmus for the thread title Gangsta Gran/ Ali G/ L Ron Hirons is being her unusual nasty and unpleasant self Continuing on from here...