Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

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Morning Scrunchies - it’s Day 5 of the BYG Awards 2022. I’m sure you know the drill by now but just in case you don’t, I have selected some categories for you to pick your favourite from.

To vote you simply click on the corresponding reaction emoji to that shown in the image depicting the nominated item/event.

This has been a difficult one to collate because today you are voting on your Favourite @Pom Bear Artwork of 2022

Legendary Scrunchie Pom has been delighting us with their artwork for a long time and is always on hand for a cheeky request or to surprise us with their own creations. It has been hard to choose 4 to pick from so I’ve used a combination of most liked and personal favourites to whittle it down.

- Guess Who using the many faces of our BYG.
- Not featuring our BYG but my personal fave showing Chunky Chaz.5 on a skateboard. This was created from a comment I made on a photo from an OK shoot which was discussed in thread #58 (https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...horse-freezing-in-the-pool.29521/post-9610126). You might need to look back for the context if you don’t remember it.
- Pom’s more accurate depiction of the advert that should have gone with her randomly selling a wedding dress.
- BYG had yet another beauty treatment (Loz they’re still not working!) posing with what looked like a toilet seat behind her head. Pom magicked this up for us.

Big thank you to @Pom Bear for all the time you put in to making us laugh over the year. I know you are in demand from a number of other threads but I secretly hope this is your favourite

 

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Slightly later posting than planned on Day 6 of the BYG Awards 2022.

To vote you simply click on the corresponding reaction emoji to that shown in the image depicting the nominated item/event.

The penultimate category is Best FML* photo of Baby Gel

This category was requested by @OldBlondie and it has been hard to narrow them down. These are photos of Larose that BYG has shared on IG.
*FML is Fuck My Life for anyone who wasn’t aware.

- Stupid headband Thoroughly cheesed off expression
- Leaving me to sit covered in food yet again?!
- This fugly headband takes the biscuit!
- Now a pink beret? Seriously WTF

Tomorrow is the final category…

 

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Day 4 of the BYG Awards 2022 and this might be the hardest category yet!

To vote you simply click on the corresponding reaction emoji to that shown in the image depicting the nominated item/event.

Today you are voting on Our BYG’s biggest whopper* of the year

*Not talking about a Burger King one

As we know our BYG has only a passing relationship with the truth and this year she’s been quite extraordinary in fibbing (needlessly) or bending the truth. Which was her biggest and best?

- Announcing she was starting her own YouTube channel, setting it up, promoting it, saying she had filmed for it, making up some nonsense about having no WiFi and then still having no content months later.
- In a Q&A on Instagram where she asks herself questions, this is the genuine answer she gives…
- Despite selling all but the kitchen sink (that was too blocked by Chaz.5) on her jumble sale of doom she tries to make out she has the money to go to Selfridges to buy herself Cartier jewellery for her birthday. This episode spawned the phrase Fartier. Around the same time she started promoting a fake designer goods brand - coincidence?
- Lets her bots followers know that the filler shed is being painted to be open for business as part of her home refurbishment but moves out shortly afterwards to commune with the spirit of dearly departed Jake in the flat she once shared with him in Chigwell.

 

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The wait is over! The votes are in and have been counted and independently verified Time to reveal the winners of the Bewful Yun Gel Awards 2022



Winner of Most WTF item from the Jumble Sale of Doom

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The wall of microwaves won by some margin. Thanks to @geordiegirl for sharing (Thread #76 post 272)

Winner of BYG’s cringiest post/story of 2022

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Thanks to @Emzabeth2020 for first sharing this embarrassment with the Scrunchies (Thread #70 post 375) and @MRSgs for spotting the hair elastic modification post 411.

The winner of Best photo of Big Loz in the wild

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A closely fought battle in this category. Thanks to @maggisojuicy for finding the pic. Not sure which thread this was found in, but the outfit first appeared in Thread #72.

The winner of Our BYG’s biggest whopper of the year

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Thought this category might split the votes but of course soft looking pretty won the day! Thanks to @Eureka for sharing first (Thread #52 post 368)

Winner of Favourite @Pom Bear artwork of 2022

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Almost too tight to call between Guess Who (Thread #62 post 710) and her beloved sweetcorn. Thanks again to @Pom Bear for all the laughs and to @hayleybaby for requesting this exquisite idea.

Winner of Best FML photo of Baby Gel

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The category and winner both nominated by @OldBlondie. Let’s hope Larose continues to blossom in 2023 despite her mother! Video of baby gel not enjoying her bonfire night with BYG was shared by @CrazyBaldhead (Thread #77 post 976) and screenshot originally shared by @Sjr2607 (Thread #77 post 998).

Winner of Favourite creative Scrunchie moment of 2022

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Big well done to @Earl Gravy a new Scrunchie on the block. Sadly Earl has not been seen since October so may miss out on their carefully selected prize of the Primark pink thong which has finally been excavated from Lozza’s crack (Thread #74 post 363).

Thanks to everyone for taking part for a second year

 

[chichi100]

Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

 

[Pom Bear]

@Pom Bear - You are on fire today

Thank you xx.

One well (5 pics of .5 lol) for tonight then back tomorrow Love Pom x...

Looooool xx

 

[GlassOfBeans]

So she was with Khloe Kardashian in Vegas but Drake was hitting on HER? Think I found a pic of the night in question…

 

[Pom Bear]

PS: Has Pom ever made Lozza into Andy Pipkins (Little Britain?) If not, I feel a calling for her mastery.

Hope this is ok xx..

I just laughed so hard at this thought the first one was something you had done

Looool xx.

 

[Pom Bear]

Loooooool x...

 

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Day 7 and the final day of the BYG Awards 2022.

Thank you to all the Scrunchies who have taken part so far. As always to vote choose the corresponding reaction emoji to your favourite entry.

Our final category is Favourite creative Scrunchie moment of 2022

I think this is the funniest thread on Tattle and we’re blessed with hilarious and creative people who come up with some excellent content. These are a few of my favourite creative posts over the last year. I’ve linked below to the original post in case the font is too small/the text has been cut off.

- @JakeM imagining BYG’s playlist

Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

Charles rapping: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/12643830/katie-pirce-ex-charles-drury-sings-drug-use-debut-single/amp/ Laureen Dion (1:04) LAUREEN DION!!! I CAN NOT 😂😂😂😂😂 Here comes the iceberg.

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- @Badirene giving us a bewful Valentine’s poem for BYG and her (then) love Chaz.5

Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

Soft pretty bewful girl Trying to prove she takes the kid outside 😂😂😂 must be killing her she has to do this instead of farting on the sofa. Team Tattle wins!!! And this pregnancy, why the fuck she keep wearing that half crop top that covers her boobs. Has she cut her sweatshirt in half...

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- Newcomer @Earl Gravy with a fitting song for our Del Gel

Lauren Goodger #74 Big Loz, acting like a teen, gagging for the peen.

Poor child. It must be bad enough seeing it 24/7 let alone hear it try to sing. Beast. 🤢 I think this was a dig at Tattle. She obviously reads stuff on here 🙄

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- @Crowbag giving us a poem inspired by the jumble sale of doom

Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers

Hope they realise these will end up in the Big Lozza and the Jumble Sale of Doom 😂 They’re only £6 each so hardly Victorias Secrets stuff 😂

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I’ll give the voting a few more days and then I’ll be back to announce the winners

 

[CocoLoco2]

Bewful

 

[Pom Bear]

Bewful Yun Couple

Looool xx.


Here is Loz back at work after a small ten min workout in her ASDA uniform x...

 

[Pom Bear]

Pom can you make a BYG’s new years wish come true and turn her into an avatar View attachment 1849506

I tried...here are some of the different stages lol xx ...
The end result is the purple background one.

 

[Pom Bear]

Amazing, so funny

Thank you xx

Loz and .5 are spotted working in Asda together doing the Asda dance by singing " Thats Asda Price!" and patting their pockets.

 

[Anna666]

" Sexual work out in knickers "

 

[Pom Bear]

oh i hope so, dying to see how she squeezes herself into that, Perhaps shes getting an award for her inspirational jumble sale of knock off doom

Maybe she has another 8 of the same dress, and somehow sews them all together to make a sort of tent which she put on before filtering to make her look a size 12 xx..

Here is the unfiltered carpark pic ..

..and here is the filtered one lol x...

 

[Pom Bear]

Those 'pouches' look as cheap and nasty as she is. Look at her getting clumsy with her big fat sausage fingers!

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They had to send the one with Mummy on to get it more personalised xx...

 

[Pom Bear]

Haha love it! Particularly like the Yorkshire pud that’s bigger than her, which is saying something!

Thank you xx loool at the Yorkshire pudding xx

As promised last night two pics side by side of Loz from this week and last week xx...

Mix both together in a bowl and you get ...

Looool x

 

[Hannah2291]

Someone’s discovered Facetune since this pap photo came out

 

[Pom Bear]

@Pom Bear this has made my day

That's great to hear Thank you xxx

How old are these photos?

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Here are the unfiltered ones xx ..