And we want to see this because why exactly fatty??Soft pretty bewful girl
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Trying to prove she takes the kid outsidemust be killing her she has to do this instead of farting on the sofa. Team Tattle wins!!!
And this pregnancy, why the duck she keep wearing that half crop top that covers her boobs. Has she cut her sweatshirt in half?? So bizarre.
Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid
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The bear skin hat pram is bleeping hilarious
..... Both ` natural ` beauty 
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bleeping state of it. And thatโs WITH a filter 
Bit unfair referring to a baby as' it'.
I just wish someone would gift that poor child a toy if her parents just wonโt buy her any. Our house was full of brightly coloured Lamaze type toys when our children were that age. It breaks my heart to see her so under stimulated.
Her looks soft and pretty,
Her nipples very front on.
Chaz had a dip in a Bisto kid,
But he's still Big Lozza's the one.
Their eyes met across a kebab,
They knew it was love at first sight.
Loz did her bestest chef act,
Putting vine tomatoes on a dinner so shite.
Their love made Labored,
Now they await Launexpected.
Their pram has a minge likely to singe,
In the glow from Bafta Yung gel.
She thought she smelled of tuna,
She blamed it on baby Brian.
Her squeezes herself in polyester best,
Nanna slippers on trotters like swine.
Big Ben bent at an angle,
He fainted at such a sight.
He never imagined what would result,
After a quickie at Sheesh one night.
I've come over all poet laureate for soft and pretty yungel for Valentine's Day
Her nipples very front on.
Chaz had a dip in a Bisto kid,
But he's still Big Lozza's the one.
Their eyes met across a kebab,
They knew it was love at first sight.
Loz did her bestest chef act,
Putting vine tomatoes on a dinner so shite.
Their love made Labored,
Now they await Launexpected.
Their pram has a minge likely to singe,
In the glow from Bafta Yung gel.
She thought she smelled of tuna,
She blamed it on baby Brian.
Her squeezes herself in polyester best,
Nanna slippers on trotters like swine.
Big Ben bent at an angle,
He fainted at such a sight.
He never imagined what would result,
After a quickie at Sheesh one night.
I've come over all poet laureate for soft and pretty yungel for Valentine's Day
Larose still looks miserable in the video she never smiles and when Lauren is saying she dances that poor baby looks over to Lauren looking totally fed up as usual and should she not have mittens on
Bravo!!Her looks soft and pretty,
Her nipples very front on.
Chaz had a dip in a Bisto kid,
But he's still Big Lozza's the one.
Their eyes met across a kebab,
They knew it was love at first sight.
Loz did her bestest chef act,
Putting vine tomatoes on a dinner so shite.
Their love made Labored,
Now they await Launexpected.
Their pram has a minge likely to singe,
In the glow from Bafta Yung gel.
She thought she smelled of tuna,
She blamed it on baby Brian.
Her squeezes herself in polyester best,
Nanna slippers on trotters like swine.
Big Ben bent at an angle,
He fainted at such a sight.
He never imagined what would result,
After a quickie at Sheesh one night.
I've come over all poet laureate for soft and pretty yungel for Valentine's Day
Every single outfit this kid wears is too small. I donโt get it - when my babyโs stuff gets a bit snug we buy bigger sizesโฆ itโs simple. Honestly this is something we should discuss more because we can actually see that this is an issue and that there is a problem. Unlike our discussions on LaPoos stimulation etc I think there is actual evidence of tit parenting and neglect here. The poor kid is constantly bursting out of clothes and curling her toes Up to fit into too-small sleepsuits.
Did anyone else notice the Poor girl was bursting out of that sleepsuit far too small for her. Donโt tell me byg is so nuts she even wants her baby in smaller sized clothes.
So,,,,,
Who is big chaz gonna hook up with Valentineโs Day,bisto kid or our big natural pwetty baby gerwl?
Who is big chaz gonna hook up with Valentineโs Day,bisto kid or our big natural pwetty baby gerwl?
Does this child never smile? She always looks in a daze. Probably witnessed some right sights with those two as parents... Imagine
Brilliant!!!Her looks soft and pretty,
Her nipples very front on.
Chaz had a dip in a Bisto kid,
But he's still Big Lozza's the one.
Their eyes met across a kebab,
They knew it was love at first sight.
Loz did her bestest chef act,
Putting vine tomatoes on a dinner so shite.
Their love made Labored,
Now they await Launexpected.
Their pram has a minge likely to singe,
In the glow from Bafta Yung gel.
She thought she smelled of tuna,
She blamed it on baby Brian.
Her squeezes herself in polyester best,
Nanna slippers on trotters like swine.
Big Ben bent at an angle,
He fainted at such a sight.
He never imagined what would result,
After a quickie at Sheesh one night.
I've come over all poet laureate for soft and pretty yungel for Valentine's Day
Really surprised at her outfit choices. I thought she would be putting her in a gazillion and one different outfits that had frills and lace and polyester tutoos. Iโm actually pleasantly surprised she hasnโt used her as a dress up doll. And suprised sheโs put her in adidas tracksuits for a birthday.
I guess when she reposts images of baskets of clothes being sent to LaRose she asked for cash to repost the image and tells them tokeep the goods instead. I know she asks for more money to post images ofLaRose if sheโs wearing the outfits.
Unless sheโs selling it all on eBay
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Loz is just a dozy bleep more interested in her own perception of being a slim, pretty, soft young gel than the reality of having a child that requires attention, love and nurturing.
God help Larose if the new born is mildly better looking because she will then spend the rest of her early childhood strapped in a chair watching tv 24/7 whilst mumma of the year obsesses over La'femmere'al.
Sorry if am covering ground thats already been trampled, but is it me or is there more than a hint of Ken/Jessica Alvarez to this shot (ignoring the Big Ben thing obvs...).Her photoshopping skills getting ripped in comments
Lauren Goodger puts on united front with on-off ex Charles Drury
Lauren Goodger put on a united front with her on-off boyfriend Charles Drury on Saturday.www.dailymail.co.uk
The size of her shadows 
she is literally a hippo
she is literally a hippo
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Must be those pesky wind machines making her look bigger than she isThe size of her shadows
she is literally a hippo
Looks like the devil in the first one with horns lolThe size of her shadows
she is literally a hippo
The second one looks like Big Ben. Did she bring it with her.The size of her shadows
she is literally a hippo
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