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Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon
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I know I'm older than a lot of Scrunchies but sometimes I feel like I'm from another world from the likes of the lozzeraptor.
I just don't get filters.
What's the point!
Self delusion, plus a bizarre form of I'm more gorgeous than anyone else arrogance, plus zero self esteem and total reliance on superficiality.
Is that it?!
My friends would absolutely piss themselves if I sent them a filtered photo, especially if I said it was how I genuinely look.
My daughter would disown me.
duck it, i would disown me!!
I just don't get filters.
What's the point!
Self delusion, plus a bizarre form of I'm more gorgeous than anyone else arrogance, plus zero self esteem and total reliance on superficiality.
Is that it?!
My friends would absolutely piss themselves if I sent them a filtered photo, especially if I said it was how I genuinely look.
My daughter would disown me.
duck it, i would disown me!!
Hope this is ok
xx..
LoooolI just laughed so hard at thisthought the first one was something you had done
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Love it Pom!!
Just when I think I can’t laugh anymore than I did on your last masterpiece. Is it me or does Lou look very much like. 5 there?!
Added: Pic for further Char’g lookalikey reference:
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Insta vs reality
What's happened to her ear on the filtered shot? Did anyone see the Paddy McGuiness vid yesterday he did using a filter as a joke. Took 20 years off him haha
I never watched Towie, but I would if she was back on it.....
Comments on Twitter as she’s flogging her beef curtains over there
Posting heavily edited pictures to make money.. knowing men are cracking one out to your picture makes you feel sexy? Yeah alright Lozza if anything it makes me feel sick.
LozzaWho on earth would pay a grand for that coat
Bullshit there’s no way she’s going to donate that money to charity. Not a penny will go to charity.
How utterly utterly embarrassing
This is why we had the selfie on this day
She knew she had been papped and wanted to prove that she didn’t look like the pap shots and that they had altered her pics again
In the words of loz ‘someone’s lying’ !
Her go to filter is 80s
He go to filter is 80s Brooke Shields/khloe Kardashian hybrid....
How's she gonna cope if she goes back to Towie, 3ton of vaseline smeared on camera lenses....
She live on planet Loz, in Loz world. In this amazing fantastic place, Loz is -8st, soft, pretty, glass cutting cheeks and chin.
Married to Mark Wright, 2 perfect kids, Mark jr and Lureen jr.
Big house, Instagram deals, TV appearances...
Get the drift?????
How would she cope?
Permanent filter on the cameras???
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The Notorious BYG is the gift that keeps on giving.
Lets have some Scrunchie comments (not being moderated!)
Lauren Goodger 'is in talks to return to TOWIE six years after she left show' | Daily Mail Online
Lauren Goodger 'is in talks to return to TOWIE six years after she left show' | Daily Mail Online
She's like miss trunchbull
Apparently they only get paid 100-300 per episode. So they’re on it for exposure not money but make their money off social media from the exposure.
Fatty has had her exposure so I can’t imagine even if she got on the show what it would do to her social media profile after the show, she has no pulling power and the big brands stay clear of her.
I would comment but they never publish it even on articles that aren’t moderated. Bastards
Only if she’s allowed in the editing suite to “touch up” her own image
Can you imagine her walking in on a scene with this soft focus and alien face that looks other worldly (and not in a good way) compared to the others on screen? Oh yes, a scrunchie made it through!I would comment but they never publish it even on articles that aren’t moderated. Bastards
There’s nothing going on behind those eyes
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