Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

[thenorthremembers]

I’ve never been less turned on in all my life

Jesus Christ why do men fall for stuff like this really?

 

[Bonbon76]

Either Louis Vuitton is having a laugh with those trainers or someone may have purchased them from a 'non-official source' ... those hanging threads She must have been drunk off her arse when she bought those, noone would look good in them.

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Would anyone even wear them if they were free? They're the definition of fugly.

 

[Pom Bear]

Oh pom that doggo is so cute ..I just want to munch him..you say fuckwit I say dilshad ..perfect names for our gel ..

Thank you xx.
I love adding cute corgi pics when I can xx.

 

[troutpout69]

I’ve finally found someone with a bigger arse than Big Loz! Something to aspire to BYG?

 

[Titfortattalesxo]

I’ve finally found someone with a bigger arse than Big Loz! Something to aspire to BYG?

Posing next to the garbage, how fitting.

 

[Totallygobsmacked]

If you google her name and “OF leak” there’s a whole compilation video online in some site starting with x (can’t remember full name). Her arse shaking videos are hilarious. Lots of fat bouncing up and down and her Neanderthal looking face

Be sure to have to bleach ready

I'm still catching up on the last few pages of this thread so not sure if you scrunchies have come across this when googling but apparently our BYG gel was hit on by Drake and turned him and others down???! The girls delusional!

 

[GlassOfBeans]

So she was with Khloe Kardashian in Vegas but Drake was hitting on HER? Think I found a pic of the night in question…

 

[Philimena cunk]

So she was with Khloe Kardashian in Vegas but Drake was hitting on HER? Think I found a pic of the night in question…

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He probably was wearing his beer/weed goggles that night .

 

[Bluenose70💙]

I'm still catching up on the last few pages of this thread so not sure if you scrunchies have come across this when googling but apparently our BYG gel was hit on by Drake and turned him and others down???! The girls delusional!

I just spat my tea out this is the funniest thing yet, our BYG thinks she is gods gift, she will say anything to get in a mag or paper, as if, Drake! bahahahaha. I cannot believe she actually came out with this, no I take it back, I can she never fails us our BYG.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I'm still catching up on the last few pages of this thread so not sure if you scrunchies have come across this when googling but apparently our BYG gel was hit on by Drake and turned him and others down???! The girls delusional!

Yeah righty-ho Lozza!!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

www.thesun.co.uk/tv/21046355/danny-dyer-scammed-ebay-louis-vuitton-suitcase/
That'll teach him to buy stuff from the Jumble Sale of Doom

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

With the reminder of BYG having the audacity / delusion to say Drake was eyeing her up before, it jogged my memory that her and that other woman, Lauryn Goodman, used to sniff around footballers hoping to hit the jackpot (well Lauryn did eventually get pregnant to a premier league footballer). Here’s our Loz looking ravishing, bewful & soft after a night on the town.. think she only managed to hold hands with a mate of Dele Ali.

 

[Notredamn]

Approaching a table of celebs and asking for an autograph isn’t the same as hanging out with them, Pinocchia

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Our BYG is so bleeping dense and deluded, a white woman could come onto her and tell her she's Drake and she'd believe it. He was probably thinking 'who the duck is this GOON?

 

[Crowbag]

Drake was trying to work out what you are loz, not who you are.
Looking bewildered doesn't quite equal looking lusty.

 

[behindthesofa]

With the reminder of BYG having the audacity / delusion to say Drake was eyeing her up before, it jogged my memory that her and that other woman, Lauryn Goodman, used to sniff around footballers hoping to hit the jackpot (well Lauryn did eventually get pregnant to a premier league footballer). Here’s our Loz looking ravishing, bewful & soft after a night on the town.. think she only managed to hold hands with a mate of Dele Ali.

Being chucked out with the rest of the trash I see

 

[Jaymar139]

I’ve finally found someone with a bigger arse than Big Loz! Something to aspire to BYG?

duck me drunk sideways I could fit my bike ,my blokes and my daughters bikes in those arse cracks ..at least theirs is shaped like an arse tho ..unlike our heffalump gel ..

 

[Kitty-Kat]

I'm still catching up on the last few pages of this thread so not sure if you scrunchies have come across this when googling but apparently our BYG gel was hit on by Drake and turned him and others down???! The girls delusional!

In her dreams

 

[Crowbag]

No laroasties?
No friends round for lozza's famous spuds?
No out and about baffa award winning gel doing what said gels do on Sundays?
Come on Loz, show us the new you.
Lickerally.

 

[Kitty-Kat]

No laroasties?
No friends round for lozza's famous spuds?
No out and about baffa award winning gel doing what said gels do on Sundays?
Come on Loz, show us the new you.
Lickerally.

She's gonna lose everyone's interest soon.
Everyone will get bored of waiting and forget her...

C'mon Loz