Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

[Katie8ee]

Charles rapping:

Katie Price's toyboy ex sings about her drug use and 'KP nuts' in debut single

KATIE Price’s toyboy ex-boyfriend Charles Drury sings about her drug use and calls her ‘KP nuts’ in his debut single. The builder turned rapper, 23, enjoyed a fling with Katie, 42…

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Laureen Dion (1:04)

LAUREEN DION!!! I CAN NOT

Here comes the iceberg.

 

[geordiegirl]

Name suggestion: LaMurat

 

[Beaology]

Be grateful for small mercies she is 16 weeks gone

How long do we give until the reconciliation story line Moleman is already touting no doubt.

She milked the last pregnancy how is she going to up the stakes ?

Poor baby gel LaStaresintothedistance will be ousted to the annexe or she will have to get a bigger bed to prop up new baby gel LaGyspyRoseLee

The news has only been out for a day and it already feels like the longest pregacy in the wewld.

 

[Jolie1988]

LAUREEN DION!!! I CAN NOT

Here comes the iceberg.
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Laureen Dion

 

[Katie8ee]

Laureen Dion

@JakeM this may be your greatest work yet

 

[JakeM]

@JakeM this may be your greatest work yet

Laureen Dion, greatest hits album:

WEWLD
My Pregacy Will Go On
Miles To Go (Before I Give Birth)
All By Meself
I Will Be Stron
Fank Yew
Always Be Your Gel
I Drove All Night (To Get To Essex)
Lullabye (Goodnight, My Anguw)
(You Make Me Feel Like) A Bewful Yungel
Where Is The Car Park

 

[Intoxicating]

Just think of what could have beenView attachment 1015040

We will never forget…we will always have www.laulielondon.com

 

[AlwightDallin]

They are never her eyebrows! They could have me in a fight, they look like the hungry caterpillar’s hard cousins

Hard to tell if it’s the filter but if she’s been having filler whilst pregnant, she’s a dick. Mind you she likely smokes and drinks whilst pregnant so she’s already a dick. She’d be a double dick though.

Imagine if she gets pregnant 8 weeks after every tub birth she’ll have 5 under 5 at this rate, I think she’s doing it for the YouTube subscriber, has she been watching The Radfords?!

 

[Katie8ee]

They are never her eyebrows! They could have me in a fight, they look like the hungry caterpillar’s hard cousins

Hard to tell if it’s the filter but if she’s been having filler whilst pregnant, she’s a dick. Mind you she likely smokes and drinks whilst pregnant so she’s already a dick. She’d be a double dick though.

Imagine if she gets pregnant 8 weeks after every tub birth she’ll have 5 under 5 at this rate, I think she’s doing it for the YouTube subscriber, has she been watching The Radfords?!

Not only did she have filler when she was pregnant, she did her own filler when she was pregnant there was also a time when Charlie's lips looked a bit plumped.

 

[hayleybaby]

If you see building site photos it's day labour. Can confirm when on said building sites he takes photos in the skud or with his willy out for Only Fans. Can also confirm that one dark day in lockdown a bunch of us sat on this thread and witnessed said willy it was a hilarious day and the poster didn't even put it behind a spoiler.

oh my! What a sight to behold ! Gutted I missed it!

LAUREEN DION!!! I CAN NOT

Here comes the iceberg.
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She needs more than just bubbles !

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

LasagnewithasideofChipsGarlicBreadandacursorysidesalad is due on the 85th of Doctober 2025. Another bewfelyungel.

 

[Katie8ee]

Been going through some greatest hits I like this cracker. Lauren "this is my natural arse" Goodger.

 

[WeefBellington]

Been going through some greatest hits I like this cracker. Lauren "this is my natural arse" Goodger.

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duck me you could park a 747 in between those absolute iceberg cheeks

 

[Bubblepink]

Imagine if she gets pregnant 8 weeks after every tub birth she’ll have 5 under 5 at this rate, I think she’s doing it for the YouTube subscriber, has she been watching The Radfords?!

“2 baby gels and counting” coming to your tv screens soon

 

[WordSalad]

The “respect for babylarose.x” already cracks me up



Next name LaOrals.ex???

LaBums.ex

LaBia would be bewful.

 

[WeefBellington]

“2 baby gels and counting” coming to your tv screens soon

As much as I would absolutely indulge in any car crash tv she made she would never do it because she is so heavily filtered she wouldn’t be seen for the larger BYG that she is .. also.. LaScrunchie? Gotta be the new kids name

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Though I’m new I totally agree with some issues being triggering obviously I understand your fertility woes @Clickbait



My suggestions are Laporsha and Labella being particularly apt for a bewful babygewl

Derived the medieval female personal name Bella, meaning 'beautiful'.

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Welcome @Beaology pull up a chair, get a used scrunchie round your wrist and join in with all the shite on here - the next 284 months will fly past and La******* will be on the back page of Take a Dump in a hideous beige polyester froof outfit with matching headband and stripper sox and with Laureen dressed liked a xmas cracker in the January sales before we can put a pan of roast spuds on and open a can of tuna. Lawhoissheagain might be photoshopped in,under her armpit if, we're lucky!

Oh just a little tip, it's bewful when referring to our YungGel, solely reserved for her and her alone.

 

[TheTeaRooms]

Ladurée

 

[Foux du FaFa]

Our BYG has gone all Deepak Chopra on us again

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Been going through some greatest hits I like this cracker. Lauren "this is my natural arse" Goodger.

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She must be fuming the Kardashians are now removing their butt implants. I doubt this one now has the money to remove hers. And hers combined with excess goose fat just look hideous..