My god thank you!!!!!!
It’s been killing me the past few days!!!
I knew you beautiful gels would help this soft gel out!
I can sleep better now tonight
Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon
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It’s been killing me the past few days!!!
I knew you beautiful gels would help this soft gel out!
I can sleep better now tonight
Isn’t this a bit like those cryptic posts on Facebook that have everyone asking “ u ok hun?”
Finally my vision is complete so it deserves a post!
I just cannot un-see it !!
I just cannot un-see it !!
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ha ha youre welcome - it was the first image that popped in my head when you described the beast so i thought it may be the one you were thinking of ha ha xMy god thank you!!!!!!
It’s been killing me the past few days!!!
I knew you beautiful gels would help this soft gel out!
I can sleep better now tonight
towie have signed Amy's boyfriend as a full-time cast member also she is in talks for the filming of the birth of her twins towie start filming in a couple of weeks has lauren decided if she will go back as according to the SUN they are desperate to get her to sign up she will be the big star do these paps believe any rubbish she spouts by now if that was true she would be already signed up not selling herself on onlyfans and selling anything that's not nailed down to pay her rent
WTAF is the moron up to with deleting her posts?
We all know what a bleeping weapon she is, you can't polish a bleeping turd!
We all know what a bleeping weapon she is, you can't polish a bleeping turd!
Thank youLove it Pom!!Just when I think I can’t laugh anymore than I did on your last masterpiece.
Is it me or does Lou look very much like. 5 there?!
Added: Pic for further Char’g lookalikey reference:
xx.Lol that does look like him and that gave me an idea for a pic...
xx.....
The wait is over! The votes are in and have been counted and independently verified
Winner of Most WTF item from the Jumble Sale of Doom
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The wall of microwaves won by some margin. Thanks to @geordiegirl for sharing (Thread #76 post 272)
Winner of BYG’s cringiest post/story of 2022
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Thanks to @Emzabeth2020 for first sharing this embarrassment with the Scrunchies (Thread #70 post 375) and @MRSgs for spotting the hair elastic modification post 411.
The winner of Best photo of Big Loz in the wild
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A closely fought battle in this category. Thanks to @maggisojuicy for finding the pic. Not sure which thread this was found in, but the outfit first appeared in Thread #72.
The winner of Our BYG’s biggest whopper of the year
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Thought this category might split the votes but of course soft looking pretty won the day! Thanks to @Eureka for sharing first (Thread #52 post 368)
Winner of Favourite @Pom Bear artwork of 2022
Almost too tight to call between Guess Who (Thread #62 post 710) and her beloved sweetcorn. Thanks again to @Pom Bear for all the laughs and to @hayleybaby for requesting this exquisite idea.
Winner of Best FML photo of Baby Gel
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The category and winner both nominated by @OldBlondie. Let’s hope Larose continues to blossom in 2023 despite her mother! Video of baby gel not enjoying her bonfire night with BYG was shared by @CrazyBaldhead (Thread #77 post 976) and screenshot originally shared by @Sjr2607 (Thread #77 post 998).
Winner of Favourite creative Scrunchie moment of 2022
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Big well done to @Earl Gravy a new Scrunchie on the block. Sadly Earl has not been seen since October so may miss out on their carefully selected prize of the Primark pink thong which has finally been excavated from Lozza’s crack
Thanks to everyone for taking part for a second year
Thanks @Clickbait for all your hard work
xx...
Her camera roll at the bottom!
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This just popped up on fb and made me snigger. Reminds me of our Bewful Big Gel!
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I noticed this and also screenshot it too, then looked again knowing it would be taken off once the thicko realised well that must be the case as it has gone already.......
Haven’t been on here for a while as Loz has been so damn boring but loving that my ‘jumble sale of doom’ phrase is still going
And what in the attention-seeking madness is happening here?! Definitely trying to reinvent herself
the thing is, she loves being on social media so she will either get the new ‘content’ up very soon or she’ll get bored and just repost her old stuff. Maybe actually something she’ll follow through on unlike her YouTube channel or annex of asfetix. Cannot wait.
Here’s my speculation about the new content:
1. All raunchy OF posts with posts of her babies scattered in between for more inappropriateness
2. Her famous cooking channel she promised on Tik Tok. All sweetcorn recipes
3. Flashback posts of her on TOWIE to pretend she’s back on the show
4. Tutorials on how to look nothing like yourself in real life
5. A health and fitness page masquerading for all the surgery she has. She has her lipo in instalments to pretend it’s real weight loss (and she’ll be on a payment plan for the surgery so they’ll maybe do one cankle at a time) and tags herself at juice cleanse retreats (remember those days)
Hang on, it’s BYG!! What am I thinking?! It’ll be all of the above as she has no creativity, honesty or integrity.
And what in the attention-seeking madness is happening here?! Definitely trying to reinvent herself
the thing is, she loves being on social media so she will either get the new ‘content’ up very soon or she’ll get bored and just repost her old stuff. Maybe actually something she’ll follow through on unlike her YouTube channel or annex of asfetix. Cannot wait.Here’s my speculation about the new content:
1. All raunchy OF posts with posts of her babies scattered in between for more inappropriateness
2. Her famous cooking channel she promised on Tik Tok. All sweetcorn recipes
3. Flashback posts of her on TOWIE to pretend she’s back on the show
4. Tutorials on how to look nothing like yourself in real life
5. A health and fitness page masquerading for all the surgery she has. She has her lipo in instalments to pretend it’s real weight loss (and she’ll be on a payment plan for the surgery so they’ll maybe do one cankle at a time) and tags herself at juice cleanse retreats (remember those days)
Hang on, it’s BYG!! What am I thinking?! It’ll be all of the above as she has no creativity, honesty or integrity.
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Hahaa I’m sorry please stop!! I’m going to wet myself from laughingThank you
Lol that does look like him and that gave me an idea for a pic...
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Thanks @Clickbait for all your hard work
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How old are these photos?
Is she on drugs? That’s all I can think at this point
The way she is always putting old pictures of herself does make you wonder if she regrets what she’s done to her face etc
‘Comes with folds’…does she mean ‘they come back folded’? Why can’t she just be normal fgs.
Why when you are wishing your sister a happy birthday would you post an interview about a boob job 
She has absolutely no boundaries
She has absolutely no boundaries
She’s absolutely bonkers. So her insta is ‘under construction’ she purged all her posts and photos yet leaves all highlights and vids up which of course still show her fake different faces and bodies.
It‘s like someone said oh go through insta make sure there’s no bad posts but because she’s lazy she just deleted them all.
It‘s like someone said oh go through insta make sure there’s no bad posts but because she’s lazy she just deleted them all.
Also notice she has to mention it’s her big sister. And as usual picks photos she thinks she looks good in. Just a series of digs.Why when you are wishing your sister a happy birthday would you post an interview about a boob job
Someone’s discovered Facetune since this pap photo came out 
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