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  1. Tomi2015

    Scousebirdblogs #29 Jeff the meffs had a baby girl called Gaia

    Think I’ve done this right. Obviously couldn’t fit it all in but it’s supposed to be Jeff the meffs had a baby girl called Gaia - pass it on
  2. M

    Scousebirdblogs #28 Brows like Gary Glitter. Scousebird Brand down the sh..

    Thanks to @Rangoonio for the title. Never made a thread before so hopefully not cocked it up! --- How on earth has she found Ryman’s hotel, broken in and left a load of inside out drinks and a diary IN MAY
  3. Shazblag

    Scousebirdblogs #27 Jeff is only a Tory on days that end in Y

    New thread DABS most liked thread suggestion from @observerisshe 👏👏 Can anyone do a recap please.
  4. Tomi2015

    Scousebirdblogs #26 Leaving on a Jeff plane

    Thanks to @anushorribilis for this suggestion. Absolutely genius
  5. Shazblag

    Scouse Bird Blogs #25 The most unsuccessful flounce from the internet ever

    Thanks to the wonderful @MariellaMac86 for the thread title way back when Jeff declared she was leaving social media for patreon, but she never did. Can some smart troll do a brilliant witty recap please.
  6. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird blogs #24 Duck the trolls, duck the haters, I’m off to Patre

    Thanks for the title @latetotheparty22 ❤️ WELCOME to thread 24 to all the OG and new DABs and FDF’s 💋 we have had a massive influx of posters lately and guess what Jeff *hard swallow* you only have yourself to blame hun, if you didn’t hold yourself in such high regard by crying ‘stalker’...
  7. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird Blogs #23 Oh dear what can the matter be Jeffs new kitchen is a total catastrophe

    All the best for the new year DABs, it’s new thread day just in time for 2022 and we have Jeff in isolation to look forward to *cackle cackle* however judging by the below image it could be lord only knows what type of infection the scruffy bitch well done darling DAB @Tomi2015 for the...
  8. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird Blogs #22 Lucky new man gets taken to a funeral and the caravan

    Thanks to my wiki sidekick @MariellaMac86 for the title 🤣🤣 I wish we could add ‘and a lovely arse to scran’ at the end but alas no swearing aloud Good morning DABs and FDFs it’s new thread time! And a special welcome to the influx of new DABs you are now in a safe and sacred space 🤣❤️❤️❤️ For...
  9. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird Blogs #21 inspector Jeff, reading tattle like a meff

    Good morning my beautiful darling DABs and FDFs it’s new thread day. They do say a Sunday well spent brings a week of content 🤣🤣🤣 thanks @NextSlidePlease for the thread suggestion!! Another influencer/bullshitter getting their eye well and truly wiped by the detechtives scandal 🤣🤣🤣🤣 soft...
  10. Tomi2015

    Scousebird blogs #20 Steph McCann

    Thanks to @MariellaMac86 for this title Holidaygate has been a whirlwind. Absolutely hilarious entertainment from Liverpool’s favourite scouse bird 🤔
  11. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird blogs #19 The proper rubbish mum with a fat front bum

    Good afternoon my darling DABs and fucking dumb fucks alike, thanks to my good self for the thread suggestion 🤣 feel a cunt congratulating myself but at least I don’t take my kid to a prinny’d up Instagram farce daft cringing event wearing FILTHY PASTIED TRAINEES!!!! @Dwight are you around to...
  12. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird Blogs #18 Promotes alcoholism in a neon gym set, rents a mate off the internet

    Good evening my beautiful DABs old and new and welcome fucking dumb fucks! congratulations @Rosieposiepie for the title ❤️ 17 thousand comments of calling you out for your shit Jeff. one of them innit!!! READ THE WIKI!! 💋 if someone could do a recap that would be splendid *chefs kiss* Xoxo
  13. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird blogs #17 Extortionate gin, mum title in the bin (P.S it’s still a double chin)

    good afternoon DABs and what a gorgeous half term day it is to spend in the garden with your child ☀ oh no WAIT..... dick hunting and photoshopping weight loss pics is more important 😴 congratulations @Noteanoshade for the title 🤣🥂 35 likes... you’ve earned a hairy fanny pen let’s see what...
  14. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird blogs #16 Tory gigs and Tory wages, hasn’t seen her kid for ages

    Good evening DABs and thanks to our @Tomi2015 for the title 👏🏻 Chefs kiss and a large espresso martini for you on this fine Friday evening (not Wednesday teatime) a special hello to jeff the screff who has clearly been reading here and wheeled out the poor child over the last couple of...
  15. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

    Good evening DABs old and new it’s time for thread 15 🥳 now I don’t think strictly speaking this was a thread suggestion but it had the most likes (22) and it’s so fucking apt... thanks to our girl Shirl @TheGhostofShirleyBallas yet again 🤣🤣 *chefs kiss* @Beepbeepfiat500 do you fancy doing the...
  16. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird Blogs #14 A substantial meal of rectal banqueting

    DABs it’s thread 14 o’clock and thanks to @StormSolitaire for this title which I think we all agree is fucking hilarious and so fitting *chefs kiss* Can someone do a bit of a recap plzzzzz ❤️ For any newcomers - rectal banqueting is a polite way of saying SCRANNING ARSE which is what Steph the...
  17. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird blogs #13 90s hair, shops a disgrace, gets her kid to smash herself in the face

    Well done to our girl Shirl for the title @TheGhostofShirleyBallas with 26 likes *chefs kiss* 🤣🤣🤣 as you were darling DABs Can someone do a TLDR please cackle cackle hard swallow cackle
  18. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird Blogs #12 The shop is an offy but no one even buys her coffee

    all hail queen DAB @Sosig for this thread suggestion! And a cracking one at that 🤣 the stage is yours for the TLDR ❤ a fuckin essential offy though. The AUDACITY!
  19. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird blogs #11 Rent a daughter, rent a mate, Jeff has every narcissistic trait!

    I was late catching up today sorry DABs! Just filtered by most liked posts... Congratulations @Trollinell on what I think is your first title? With 25 likes... Late Christmas present and a *chefs kiss* from your fellow DABs, pour yourself a scouse turd tips or maybe a pink REAL hot choc to...
  20. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird blogs #10 Covid rule breaker, copy cat candle maker

    New thread time my darling dabs thanks to @Hh1789 for the title!! @Sosig be a doll and do the TLDR please 😘 also apologies this one did get more likes but a while ago I read somewhere that thread title suggestions only count from page 48 onwards so that it’s a recent theme if that makes sense xxx
  21. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird Blogs #9 On the 7th day of the xmas, Tories gave to me, a grant from HMRC

    Well well well @MrsSavage cracking thread suggestion with 43 votes 🤣👏🏻👏🏻 Can I also mention whoever wrote ‘sausages roasting on a yankee candle’ because that has had me in bulk for days🤣🤣 I can’t remember who it was sorry Also I don’t want to do the recap because I think someone else said they...
  22. Blair-Waldorf

    Scousebird blogs #8 Desperate posts and crimes against roasts.

    New thread DABs!!! Thanks to our @SpiceWeasel for this smashing suggestion. Had to shorten it a bit. Go and pour yourself a nice glass of turps gin and tonic and get yourself cosy and warm in a nice bon marche number can someone do the TLDR please I’m off to cook me sausages in the dishwasher...
  23. O

    Scousebird Blogs #7 Rimming Rowe and Tory behaviour, has Bonmarchè as her new neighbour

    ‘Ta very much to our very own @Jimmy Corkhill ’ welcome to the DABs hun 😘
  24. Sosig

    Scousebird Blogs #6 Been had off by Badman Ting so it’s back to scramming ring.

    (Think I’ve done this right 😂) New thread title! Well done to @Belladonnababy who got 36 votes 💕 ETA - I did put scranning initially but I don’t know if I’ve been had off by auto correct or what 😂
  25. TheFox286

    Scousebird Blogs #5 suggestion. Part time mum & scranning bum - we are not the same hun

    New thread title thanks to @NorthernBelle