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Thanks to @Rangoonio for the title. Never made a thread before so hopefully not cocked it up! --- How on earth has she found Ryman’s hotel, broken in and left a load of inside out drinks and a diary IN MAY

New thread DABS most liked thread suggestion from @observerisshe 👏👏 Can anyone do a recap please.

Thanks to @anushorribilis for this suggestion. Absolutely genius

Thanks to the wonderful @MariellaMac86 for the thread title way back when Jeff declared she was leaving social media for patreon, but she never did. Can some smart troll do a brilliant witty recap please.

Thanks for the title @latetotheparty22 ❤️ WELCOME to thread 24 to all the OG and new DABs and FDF’s 💋 we have had a massive influx of posters lately and guess what Jeff *hard swallow* you only have yourself to blame hun, if you didn’t hold yourself in such high regard by crying ‘stalker’...

All the best for the new year DABs, it’s new thread day just in time for 2022 and we have Jeff in isolation to look forward to *cackle cackle* however judging by the below image it could be lord only knows what type of infection the scruffy bitch well done darling DAB @Tomi2015 for the...

Thanks to my wiki sidekick @MariellaMac86 for the title 🤣🤣 I wish we could add ‘and a lovely arse to scran’ at the end but alas no swearing aloud Good morning DABs and FDFs it’s new thread time! And a special welcome to the influx of new DABs you are now in a safe and sacred space 🤣❤️❤️❤️ For...

Good morning my beautiful darling DABs and FDFs it’s new thread day. They do say a Sunday well spent brings a week of content 🤣🤣🤣 thanks @NextSlidePlease for the thread suggestion!! Another influencer/bullshitter getting their eye well and truly wiped by the detechtives scandal 🤣🤣🤣🤣 soft...

Thanks to @MariellaMac86 for this title Holidaygate has been a whirlwind. Absolutely hilarious entertainment from Liverpool’s favourite scouse bird 🤔

Good afternoon my darling DABs and fucking dumb fucks alike, thanks to my good self for the thread suggestion 🤣 feel a cunt congratulating myself but at least I don’t take my kid to a prinny’d up Instagram farce daft cringing event wearing FILTHY PASTIED TRAINEES!!!! @Dwight are you around to...

Good evening my beautiful DABs old and new and welcome fucking dumb fucks! congratulations @Rosieposiepie for the title ❤️ 17 thousand comments of calling you out for your shit Jeff. one of them innit!!! READ THE WIKI!! 💋 if someone could do a recap that would be splendid *chefs kiss* Xoxo

good afternoon DABs and what a gorgeous half term day it is to spend in the garden with your child ☀ oh no WAIT..... dick hunting and photoshopping weight loss pics is more important 😴 congratulations @Noteanoshade for the title 🤣🥂 35 likes... you’ve earned a hairy fanny pen let’s see what...

Good evening DABs and thanks to our @Tomi2015 for the title 👏🏻 Chefs kiss and a large espresso martini for you on this fine Friday evening (not Wednesday teatime) a special hello to jeff the screff who has clearly been reading here and wheeled out the poor child over the last couple of...

Good evening DABs old and new it’s time for thread 15 🥳 now I don’t think strictly speaking this was a thread suggestion but it had the most likes (22) and it’s so fucking apt... thanks to our girl Shirl @TheGhostofShirleyBallas yet again 🤣🤣 *chefs kiss* @Beepbeepfiat500 do you fancy doing the...

DABs it’s thread 14 o’clock and thanks to @StormSolitaire for this title which I think we all agree is fucking hilarious and so fitting *chefs kiss* Can someone do a bit of a recap plzzzzz ❤️ For any newcomers - rectal banqueting is a polite way of saying SCRANNING ARSE which is what Steph the...

Well done to our girl Shirl for the title @TheGhostofShirleyBallas with 26 likes *chefs kiss* 🤣🤣🤣 as you were darling DABs Can someone do a TLDR please cackle cackle hard swallow cackle

all hail queen DAB @Sosig for this thread suggestion! And a cracking one at that 🤣 the stage is yours for the TLDR ❤ a fuckin essential offy though. The AUDACITY!

I was late catching up today sorry DABs! Just filtered by most liked posts... Congratulations @Trollinell on what I think is your first title? With 25 likes... Late Christmas present and a *chefs kiss* from your fellow DABs, pour yourself a scouse turd tips or maybe a pink REAL hot choc to...

New thread time my darling dabs thanks to @Hh1789 for the title!! @Sosig be a doll and do the TLDR please 😘 also apologies this one did get more likes but a while ago I read somewhere that thread title suggestions only count from page 48 onwards so that it’s a recent theme if that makes sense xxx

Well well well @MrsSavage cracking thread suggestion with 43 votes 🤣👏🏻👏🏻 Can I also mention whoever wrote ‘sausages roasting on a yankee candle’ because that has had me in bulk for days🤣🤣 I can’t remember who it was sorry Also I don’t want to do the recap because I think someone else said they...

New thread DABs!!! Thanks to our @SpiceWeasel for this smashing suggestion. Had to shorten it a bit. Go and pour yourself a nice glass of turps gin and tonic and get yourself cosy and warm in a nice bon marche number can someone do the TLDR please I’m off to cook me sausages in the dishwasher...

‘Ta very much to our very own @Jimmy Corkhill ’ welcome to the DABs hun 😘

(Think I’ve done this right 😂) New thread title! Well done to @Belladonnababy who got 36 votes 💕 ETA - I did put scranning initially but I don’t know if I’ve been had off by auto correct or what 😂

New thread title thanks to @NorthernBelle

full thread title: Even Spanish cleaning products can't clean up your filthy grid. Ere Steph, where's your kid? Thank you to @Yerma for the excellent thread title! The vote was tied with the equally brilliant suggestion by @Belladonnababy : On Onlyfans flashing her gash, start behaving like a...