Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

[Blair-Waldorf]

Good evening DABs old and new it’s time for thread 15

now I don’t think strictly speaking this was a thread suggestion but it had the most likes (22) and it’s so bleeping apt... thanks to our girl Shirl @TheGhostofShirleyBallas yet again *chefs kiss*

@Beepbeepfiat500 do you fancy doing the TLDR again, the last one was hilarious

let’s continue the battle of making up the best lies and get strapped in for another whirlwind of piss yellow hair, dodgy sleepovers in her ex’s ma’s (wtaf), the missing 4 year old and the disgusting mismatched underwear which I’m eternally thankful that in 2021 smelly vision isn’t a thing

xoxo

 

[Helpmeout]

I think our jeff will love that title

 

[Tomi2015]

We’ve done more threads this year than the amount of time Jeff has actually had Cora
#wherescora

 

[MrsPurchase]

Excellent thread title, let the battle of the lies commence!

 

[omgyes]

She defo asked herself the “whats the weirdest lie youve ever heard about yourself” question “shumone shed ah wez a shwinger *mad cackle*”

 

[Helpmeout]

She defo asked herself the “whats the weirdest lie youve ever heard about yourself” question “shumone shed ah wez a shwinger *mad cackle*”

Who was it she was meant to be in a thruple (omg that word ) with? Was it the dog weirdos and the hubbys a pilot? Why am I thinking of dog cages?!

 

[NorthernBelle]

Love that out of allllll the gossip about her on here, she says the swinger stuff is bull!
So the fact she’s been called out as a crappy part time, scummy mummy is true then yeah Jeff

 

[Tomi2015]

She defo asked herself the “whats the weirdest lie youve ever heard about yourself” question “shumone shed ah wez a shwinger *mad cackle*”

No not someone love. Several people who have absolutely no connection with each other. Except being DAB’s. They don’t know each other personally but it’s strange that several people have said it. Who’s lying then?
Is she trying to be the next Sean Connery with that voice

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Good evening DABs old and new it’s time for thread 15

now I don’t think strictly speaking this was a thread suggestion but it had the most likes (22) and it’s so bleeping apt... thanks to our girl Shirl @TheGhostofShirleyBallas yet again *chefs kiss*

@Beepbeepfiat500 do you fancy doing the TLDR again, the last one was hilarious

let’s continue the battle of making up the best lies and get strapped in for another whirlwind of piss yellow hair, dodgy sleepovers in her ex’s ma’s (wtaf), the missing 4 year old and the disgusting mismatched underwear which I’m eternally thankful that in 2021 smelly vision isn’t a thing

xoxo

Oh girls, I'm thrilled to be on my second thread title, it's like winning the glitter ball trophy

I see Jeff claims she doesn't swing... HEY JEFF, SAY HI TO MARTIN FOR ME

 

[Tomi2015]

Oh girls, I'm thrilled to be on my second thread title, it's like winning the glitter ball trophy

I see Jeff claims she doesn't swing... HEY JEFF, SAY HI TO MARTIN FOR ME

Take it away Shirl

 

[Yerma]

As we know, I can’t watch her videos, so what lies are we trying to outdo each other? I’m sure some of us have shared some low times in our lives when we’ve derailed from big bird, myself included. I’d call that bonding, with a shared dislike of Merseyside’s mother of month.

 

[davidsdead]

I think she sent the “do you get on with your ex husband” to herself too.

 

[Scousebird0924]

she deffo asked herself those questions.
Also why is she always doing a stock check? She’s such a bullshitter no one stock checks that much! We know you have a shop Jeff by stock you mean counting all those soon to be out of date chocolate bars no one wants abd all the Easter shite you still have

Oh girls, I'm thrilled to be on my second thread title, it's like winning the glitter ball trophy

I see Jeff claims she doesn't swing... HEY JEFF, SAY HI TO MARTIN FOR ME

Well done shirl

 

[SpiceWeasel]

I still need to catch up properly, love the title @TheGhostofShirleyBallas

 

[davidsdead]

Next time I’m gonna ask her how she judges her career with being a full time mum

Oh girls, I'm thrilled to be on my second thread title, it's like winning the glitter ball trophy

I see Jeff claims she doesn't swing... HEY JEFF, SAY HI TO MARTIN FOR ME

Martin though, he sounds 50! Was he?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Why would anyone be arsed whether or not a shop keeper gets on with her ex husband though? Come on Steph.

 

[Howarewe]

How has she had her jab already?

 

[Tomi2015]

How has she had her jab already?

Because she’s Jeff. Kween of the scouse birds
Empress of Merseyside

 

[NorthernBelle]

How has she had her jab already?

She’s prob classed as vulnerable with all the std’s she’s got going on

 

[Asevithankstome]

Lies about Jeff; she is a consistent hands on mum, she has exceptional taste, she is a fantastic influencer, her shop is stacked full of desirable goods, she truly represents Scouse women. Anyone wanna compete? Hiya Jeff!