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HardysMrs said:

Hope she carries on making money if the ex and little daughter need it. Googling Scouse Bird Problems is bit like looking at the old Perez Hilton site with people's physical features circled in pics etc. So if you build a business on taking the pee and gossip then beware coz karma will come back at you. Didn't realise she was from Walton (sorry anyone who lives there) had to walk through there as a student once or twice think the prison is the only feature Not knocking the people of Liverpool though.

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Mad that people come here for uni and then see actual Liverpool... (other than town) and then suddenly act as though they've got culture shock. Walton isn't necessarily a bad area and it just makes me wonder 1.where you're from that has marble fucking pavements across every Borough for you to consider it so and 2. What brought you to Liverpool in the first place if not the city itself??...
(Rhetorical btw)

Saying "no offence to the people of Liverpool but I reckon Walton was rough as fuck because of that one time I walked through it" is as tone deaf as me saying "no offence to the students that come here for uni but why don't you bother reading up on the city's history before you come here, fuck the city up and then fuck off to tell anybody who will listen that it's rough as fuck but pop world is sound"

Wonder if your city would fair so well with a managed decline since the 80s and an everlasting uphill fucking battle against the public perception ever since...

*to stay on topic, Jeff isn't from Walton anyway, she's a wool from an area outside of Liverpool called Maghull.

I’d be interested in her perspective as to where the line is. If you’re an “influencer” you must accept your job is to get people’s attention in order to influencing them into buying products.

You cannot really control whose attention you get. You must be aware that not everyone whose attention you get will like what they see.

So if you accept that, you must also accept they have a right to voice their opinions.

As an influencer, you can object to hearing those opinions and you can choose to block them. But you can’t deny people’s right to express them in any capacity.

I find it fascinating that when they’re getting positive attention which they can capitalise from they consider it a profession and an industry. But when they get negative attention (and it doesn’t even need to be abuse or harassment, it’s simply the attention) it’s trolling and bullying.

People form opinions. Good and bad. The only difference here is influencers have a lot more people with an opinion on them coupled with an opportunity to hear those opinions

If I were an influencer (never in a million years) I would be creating an effective boundary between my personal and professional life and would not be posting anything I wasn’t comfortable with people having an opinion on.

It is also possible to remain anonymous (scouse ma, Steph at first etc) but if you’re making the choice to allow the world in, you surely must accept all that goes with that

Never bought one thing off her, never will. If I wanted Liverpool themed gifts I’d go to the shop at the Albert Dock that’s been there for decades or Liverpool Museum. I wouldn’t venture that side of town and most definitely not down that side street that is nothing short of moody at the best of times.

Her whole rant that she’s published irks me massively - it shifts some blame onto the consumer and yes, it is absolutely a horrendous time for businesses (I also have my own), but it’s also even more horrendous for the average consumer. Some people have no choice but to ‘nip into the Asda’ for a Valentine’s Day card. Fuck, some people won’t even be able to add that extra cost onto their shop. Thing is, it’s not as black and white as ‘shopping local’, it’s getting to the shop itself or paying for postage and packaging. If you don’t drive, it’s a bus or train ticket on top and if you do drive, it’s parking fees as well as petrol costs to shop local and that all adds up. Going into town for most isn’t a necessity - they visit when they have money to spend whereas going to the Asda for a weekly shop is a necessity. What she’s not getting is, whilst people are empathetic and understand the shit position that businesses are in, a lot just physically don’t have the cash to shop local, which is sadly viewed as a luxury these days.The blame for small business failure doesn’t lie with the consumer opting to go to the Asda or Aldi, it lies with the government and bleating on about people shopping local won’t change that - it’ll just make people realise just how fucking skint they are even more. If you want people to shop local, introduce local incentives - ditch the delivery fee and deliver yourself for example and offer it free to the consumer. Yes, you’ll have to pay for it, but it’s a well known marketing fact that if someone is getting something for free, they will part with more cash if they can afford it. On balance, it would work out better in terms of sales for the sake of a days time and a tank of petrol. Local business is a two way street and to be local, you have to be part of the local community or you’re just another shop on the high street, whether you have scouse in the shop title or not. Shopping local is about the consumer investing in your brand but equally, you have to invest in the consumer and where they live. She won’t do that, she will just want the money. She markets herself as a scouse brand but doesn’t do anything that is meaningful to scousers - not once has she attended a hillsborough memorial service and she wouldn’t be seen dead at a soup kitchen. She’s not part of our patchwork as a city, she just wants to make money off the brand that scousers have created for themselves over decades of time. She’s even shown a snobbish attitude to less well off areas of the city, constantly going on about living in Crosby which to be honest, is nice but average?! Yet she then expects a wider audience to buy into this scouse bird shop facade and part with their cash on the back of being underhandedly told that they’re not as good as her cos they don’t live in fucking Crosby. Her business inexperience shows massively and her downfall will not be down to people not shopping locally.

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

New early thread suggestion #24 - F*ck the trolls, f*ck the haters, I’m off to Patreon see ya laters

The Holiday From Hell...... (According to Scousebird)


Scousebird went on holiday and Tattle were agog
Because she's taken Cora her poor forgotten sprog
On arrival at the hotel, things did not look good
She discovered on her pillowcase a little spot of blood
Well Steph was really fumin, to Reception she did trot
And demanded that a cleaner remove the little dot
But that was just the start of it poor Steph went off her nut
When suddenly the penny dropped that ' Kids Club ' had been shut
She stuck her fist in her mouth and grunted liked a sow
'How can I go out cock hunting I'll have to childmind now!
Next morning at the poolside Steph was Defcon Red
When she and little Cora couldn't find a bed
'Those Fucking Germans hog the beds it's their claim to fame
I'm going to get up early and beat them at their game'
So 2 am next morning she crept down with her phone
Hang on a minute Kate McCann is Cora all alone???
Next day Steph was buzzing the Kids Club was once more
She grabbed poor Cora by the arm and launched her through the door
She found herself a sunbed and sprawled out in the sun
With one eye on the waiters, the cock hunt had begun!
But as we know all holidays have to end sometime
And Scousebird needs to run her little shop of grime
However it's not over, the drama is not dead
Because it looks like Scousebird has grown another head.

New thread title #5 suggestion. Part time mum & scranning bum - we are not the same hun

What kind of scouser swears in the holy land. Salt of the earth scousers (like me ) had nans who went to mass once a week, confession once a month, knew all the words to ‘do not be afraid for I have redeemed you’ and didn’t eat meat on good Friday, my nan would be turning in her grave if I carried on like this cretin. lord have mercy on her

jeff girl for the 100th time you do NOT represent me!!!!! Have some fucking respect

trixiefrog said:

Fucking LOVE this. Well said. The fact that this city is thriving despite the Tories literally trying to destroy it, is a testament to the community spirit we have here. Someone walking through Walton with their nose in the air going ‘ew’ can fuck off.

PS see ya Jeff, no one’s arsed you’re going.

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Thanks geeeerrl. Petty of me to even acknowledge it tbf but imagine coming onto a thread for a "scouse" influencer and talking down Liverpool thinking it's sound cause you said "no offence" ...it just does my fucking swede in! So common with students as well, they come here for the benefits of our beautiful city and it's rich history, the fact our unis are good and plenty, the nightlife and the "everybody is welcome in Liverpool" attitude without realising ALL of that is a byproduct of the people of Liverpool and they are the ones that fuck it up for us when they finish uni and piss off to enrich the local economy of wherever they go all the while slating us and our city in the process, adding to our everlasting uphill public perception battle despite the city and it's people appealing enough for them to come here in the first fucking place! Meanwhile we've got student gaffs being thrown up left, right and centre all over the place, ruining our city and local economy, to accommodate them doing so. It's poverty tourism, pure and feckin simple. If the city and it's people aren't good enough for you then neither are our education institutions.




I'll gerroff me soapbox now, sorry.
As yous were, for real this time.

Always resisted the urge to comment on here but Jeffs latest posts around the death of someone has knocked me sick. I know people who have had dealings with this bitch and she isn’t pleasant. She cheated on her ex Paddy, she used to meet some lad off Twitter in the Travel lodge for sex. He works in the Royal Liverpool Hospital as an admin assistant. He said she was filth and would do anything in bed.
she wasn’t outed by the daily mail. She was outed by a scouser in their circle who made a blag Twitter account and outed a few ‘Twitter famous’ scousers in the middle of the night. So by the time they had seen theyd been outed, it was too late, loads had already seen what they all look like. Jeff said she didn’t mind as she looked fit on the picture that outed her. She actually looked like a man in drag, although better than she looks now with that ambrosia custard hair colour.
Her house stinks of must.
She owes money for rent for the place she used to rent on Dunningsbridge Road. Very Strange for someone whose turned over a million pound.
Her only mate is NMH who is what we could class as an acquaintance.
Her old account wasn’t hacked. She sold it.

anyway DABS, HIYA

cbdgummybear said:

Closing Down sale, coming soon!!

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Prediction from your girl Shirl: she'll maybe make it until Christmas by filling the shop with novelty Christmas shite that people will buy for secret santa and crap like that. In January the shop will close, accompanied by a video of her going on about how mean and unreasonable the landlord was. It'll be something like the ceiling was leaking, people upstairs were a nightmare etc, and how she had no choice but to go. The jefflets will comment on how he's a cheeky bastard, "better off elsewhere hun", and validate the bullshit when the reality is she'll be massively in arrears. She'll then post videos about how "something amazing" is coming, "onwards and upwards" or whatever, following which she will go online only and claim it's a better life balance for her and Cora. A few weeks later, her ex employees will join this forum and tell us they didn't receive their last pay packet.

Mark my words, girls.

eskimopie said:

Hasn’t said anything direct but if you read the thread it’s obvious who she’s talking about. She says she recently found out who they were, that they are a friend of a friend and they’ve overstepped the mark and that that friend would be very disappointed with that you’ve done. And that they know who they are.

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How dare she! She has upset people, including me. If she knows who I am, so be it. Her crying into her phone in a towel about Jennie was awful. Her behaviour at the funeral was awful. Her filming on the night of the funeral was awful! If she thinks this is all acceptable behaviour, it says more about her than me

I know it's been said but HOW embarrassing is she though!?

Quick question DABs, how often do you or your friends/family randomly (but consistently) pull out their phone and start recording themselves speaking to it like it's their mate? Because I don't understand this behaviour. Like at all. It's so odd, even in this social media influencer society we have these days. It just highlights how few friends she has for a woman of her age. Opening three advent calenders for your followers? Recording yourself at the airport for your followers? Documenting how long it's taking you to get to your hotel ...for your followers??? ...comes across as far less for your followers and more because 1. She doesn't know how to engage with or connect with another actual person (so talks to her phone even while company) 2. She doesn't have any mates to have these conversations with 3. She highkey thinks she's bragging

Ludicrous that she even tries to claim that she's private about anything!
Love, you've got abaaa 6 different instagram accounts that all document different aspects of your fucking life... in what world is that remotely private?! I don't even know you personally at all but I know exactly where you live, what school you went to, where you "work", I know who your exs are, I know what cosmetics you wear, I know what work is going on in your home, I know when you're home and when you're not, I know which gym you go to, I know who your PT is and I definitely know FAR too much about your daughter, her school, her living arrangements, her d.o.b etc.... that's not even all of it! That's just what I can think of now and the stuff that is 100% not speculative. Now realise none of this is stuff I've gone searching for, it's information you've simply and mindlessly shared. In retrospect all that ranting about that bad review she did the other day/week (whenever the fuck it was) is just fucking laughable! Realistically if somebody was looking to really cause some damage to her or her life then she's made no job of it at all for them. A fake review is LITERALLY the fucking least of her worries considering what the wrong person could do with all the information she puts out.

Jeff lad, John Mccririck phoned.. he wants his glasses chain and chin hair back

I clicked on the link on her bio, look at what the beggy baked bean head has put on

Fuck the elderly. Fuck the vulnerable. Fuck the 42,000+ dead. Fuck the people suffering long term effects of COVID. Fuck my mum and her underlying health conditions. Fuck my grandad and his care home. Fuck my colleague who lost her husband to COVID. Fuck my severe asthma. Fuck my pregnant cousin. Fuck the NHS.

Long time lurker here.

ive followed Steph for a long time and enjoyed her posts for many years. This past year she’s changed so much and I’m seeing exactly what you are all posting about. She’s so false.
Another thing that’s really upsetting is that I’m a rape survivor. These choking, violent and spitting tweets are really triggering for me and I know they will be for other women.

Being a mum of two daughters is hard enough with social media without seeing posts like this. I don’t want my kids seeing these tweets and thinking it’s the norm.

She’s not a queen, she’s not feminist, shes disgusting and will do anything for likes.

Fuck me I’m out of breath legging it here

Imagine using a fucking AD to announce your pregnancy
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Paging @Tomi2015

Throwback to two weeks ago when Jeff said she wasn’t going to feed the trolls. Feel I’ve been at all all you can eat buffet

Dwight said:

Thanks geeeerrl. Petty of me to even acknowledge it tbf but imagine coming onto a thread for a "scouse" influencer and talking down Liverpool thinking it's sound cause you said "no offence" ...it just does my fucking swede in! So common with students as well, they come here for the benefits of our beautiful city and it's rich history, the fact our unis are good and plenty, the nightlife and the "everybody is welcome in Liverpool" attitude without realising ALL of that is a byproduct of the people of Liverpool and they are the ones that fuck it up for us when they finish uni and piss off to enrich the local economy of wherever they go all the while slating us and our city in the process, adding to our everlasting uphill public perception battle despite the city and it's people appealing enough for them to come here in the first fucking place! It's poverty tourism, pure and feckin simple. If the city and it's people aren't good enough for you then neither are our education institutions.

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Fucking is right! They can get to fuck.
‘No offence’? Well, I’m offended. Sick of people ripping the piss out of Liverpool and expecting us to just laugh it off because we’ve done it for years. The 80s called, they want their jokes back. Scousers have had enough. If everyone voted the way scousers do then this country wouldn’t be in such a fucking mess with Tory scum grinding it into the ground and the mess that is Brexit!