Sometimes vegan (eats flesh and dairy while on holiday - which is twice a week even during covid) and allegedly a wellness infuencer who was signed gleam futures.
Was engaged to Joe Woodward, the son of the rugby coach Sir Clive Woodward but they broke up during lockdown - maybe due to her hiding peanut butter from him and freaking out over wanting toast. Doesn't really stand for anything, will advertise anything. Although will never declare freebies or affiliate links. Thinks influencers are gross and she's better than other influencers. Drives a gifted jaguar to press trips and gifted yoga breaks. Doesn't use public transport - takes taxis everywhere and refuses to wear a mask even when sick.
Her second engagement was to Dublin based Business Mentor and Life Coach Jamie White, they spent some time in Bali together but the relationship appears to have ended not long after attending a couples retreat that included cock worship.
To all our British friends in here, may the queen rest in peace, thoughts and prayers are with the whole country. All the love.
(No ridicule recap jokes this time just out of respect. Thread title that I missed in the 47th thread by @Pundertaker My apologies ❤)
Cause it seems like we're litcherally in a scary movie now, thread title inspired by @cocochino and this masterpiece:
Thread recap? we barely even talked about Niomi... but hey she had a lump in her breast for 2 months and didn't get it checked until her mum dragged her to the doctor..
Lordgy...
Welcome everyone to the continuation of the shitshow. Grab a coffee, some wine and some pain killers because this gonna be a long one!
First of all, title by one of my new favorite people on Tattle who had a post or two in the last thread that made me choke to almost death 😂 pointblankperiod...
Well she's got another man.. confirmed, instagram official, family introduced, unbelievable, yet true!
🎉🎉 Tattle meet Lordon McDonkey! 🎉🎉
The nims downgrade from Forky Van Der Dickson (never thought it possible!), he is our second random boyfriend of the year, a life coach collected from her 7...
Thanks to @Critchley for the thread title! Apologies, I had to tweak it a bit to make it fit.
Recap:
Niomi's grandpa sadly died while Nims was in Bali, but instead of returning home to support her family and attend his funeral, Nims stayed right where she was, because:
Nims turned 30...
It wasn't suggested as a title, but it's one of the most liked posts and it's litcherrally pawfect! so lilamay thank you!
Recap? her biological grandpa died, didn't go home for the funeral, she made one story about it, but she's making non stop stories about her hair, her (non existing) ass...
Sorry for the delay, I'm on a vacay. A much needed one 😂 No flamingo poses I promise.
No official thread titles suggestions have been made so here is a combination of everything that has already been said before. A messy mess as our beloved Nimbobs.
There is a bingo going on!
Well hello guys! Congrats for the 40th Nimbobs thread!!! So glad to have you all in my life, you guys are litcherally so kind and amazing, I'm so glad you guys. Oh wait.. I'm starting to sound like someone I know.......
Well anyway!
Title thread by @meowmeowmeow3030!! (25 votes) 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳...
Thread title by le moi. Thread recap? it's litcherally all in the title. That's it. (Pawfect)
Introducing The First Tattle Fashion Week 2022-2023 recap instead: (Pawfect)
Thanks to @sitkx for the thread title inspiration and also to @tattle420 for I'm a Nobody...Get Me Out of Here, which also works!
Whew!
In case you missed it: Dimbobs and Dick Van Fork got LOST IN THE JUNGLE...
Welcome to the 36th thread and the final one where we talk about Niomi still talking about Joe! yeah right.. AS IF!
Oh guys.. Oh moon... Oh Tattle! Nimbicile is still talking about her lost dreamy/toxic perfect/bastard lost love. As a Gemini myself who is still processing her own break up with...
🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳 HAPPY NEW YEAR NIMBOBS TATTLERS!!! 🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩
First new thread of the year! and what a year!! We went from thread 16 to 35 with A LOT of new members!! yoohoo!
As for our favorite Nimbecile, she had quite the year too:
- she isn't an influencer anymore, she is a (read with the most...
A new pawfect thread you guys, like litcherally!
Thank you to @DeviantMuch for the thread title and the recap because it sums it all up really 😂
All right, seriously, let's try and do a proper recap of the most boring week yet in the life of Liomi. So..
Niomi had Covid > she isolated for...
Well isn't this the most active thread for the most boring person ever on Tattle?
Welcome to the 33rd hunger games, I mean Nimbicile's worst nightmare, I mean Niomi Smart's Tattle thread!
Thread title by your faithful servant, LE me, by 71 votes, very grateful to you all.
Extra special mention...
Hi yall!
Thread title by the one and only @Pundertaker !!
Sorry no recap from me this time because I seriously have no words for what's happening lately with NioME :censored:
Oh.. this.. is still going:
Oh moon!
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your new thread! Sorry for the delay, I litecherally had the longest day at work and just got home!!
Thank you to everyone who collaborated for the thread title, most of all @Lionsden and @Nitfey, it’s just pawfect.
Special mention to the other contender, also by...
Ladies and gentlemen, one thread per week.. Aren’t we LICHERALLY the pawfect queens of productivity?
(Warning: take a shot for every LICHERALLY in this post thank you)
So obviously the winning title was Niomi Smart #30 Fu@k You, but I was afraid that the thread will be deleted or something and...
Happy 29th thread yaaall just as the number of Nimbob's years on planet earth..
Title thread by the amazing @Pundertaker inspired by @lilamay (almost 40 votes :love:)
Special mention to:
- Niomi Smart #29 Colon cleanses and #gifted cars can’t cure lonely Lie-omi by @Tshads404 😂
- Niomi Smart...
Good morning loves.. Time for a new pawfect thread!
Thank you for the pawfect title @Hannah Banana and for the inspo @ILikeToWatch
So the last thread was almost all about the WE away with her new fling the non official relationship reveal with Forky Bradley whateverhisnameis.. they spent the...
Hi friends, here's our new thread and a small recap for all the latest Niomi related excitement.
- Seems that Niomi is still not over her broken engagement with her IG posts and stories that often seem targeted at dreamy Joey.
- Heavily promoting her new fake bestie personal...
@ECH asked and @Hannah Banana delivered! Thank you for the amazing thread title!
Recap: THE MOVE - THE VIDEO!
Finally Princess NimBOOBs moved to the new house, and we haave been graced by a video about her meltdowns, how she's doing this alone (aka without a boyfriend because she did have a...
No real thread titles were made but this last minute suggestion was really good so let's go with it! It's by @Coldfeet 😍
So recap.. oh man.. the recap of nothing!
she went on a podcast blahblah
she finally came back from her family holiday
still no videos
still minimum effort on instagram...