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This photo I can’t he wants to be James bond so bad
instead of being Rick rolled we will have to turn this into a meme and say you’ve been forked
Ah Bali, Bali. How many days without mentioning Bali? Now, she’s mastering the same-favorite-boring-topics-in-one-story thing. Drawing attention with a non-existing near death experience, trying to be funny, looking for some f*cking signs, probably begging for a new sponsorship, and still Bali.
She will probably use what supposedly happened to her to make a sponsored video, called « A HUGE WAKE UP CALL #2 ».
She will probably use what supposedly happened to her to make a sponsored video, called « A HUGE WAKE UP CALL #2 ».
Nothing special to add i just want to say i freaking love this commentThis photo I can’t he wants to be James bond so bad
LBR, CBT would do her well. Maybe she needs that first before the scooter course
She can wangle a sponsored tuk tuk and keep those ads rolling in!!
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How can she not ride a scooter but she drives a car? I think my least favourite Niomi trait is when she does the helpless little girl act tbh, it's not funny or cute to be this inept at almost 30. Gives me the ick tbh. I can see why she's appealing to scrotes like Forky who probably loves the idea of having a 'silly little woman who needs a big man to do everything for her'. Foul tbh
As for this dude, how many days without mentioning something very much needed?
Yeah, I’d be buzzing too if I had a vacuum for free. He’s talking about it as if he didn’t have time to do the cleaning because he lives in a castle
besides does « very much needed due to Roots and his shedding » mean that he actually never cleans his flat?
This hypocrite sticks with a Mac and yet, did an ad for a Huawei laptop a few months ago, saying he’s using it to « work ».
Yeah, I’d be buzzing too if I had a vacuum for free. He’s talking about it as if he didn’t have time to do the cleaning because he lives in a castle
besides does « very much needed due to Roots and his shedding » mean that he actually never cleans his flat?
This hypocrite sticks with a Mac and yet, did an ad for a Huawei laptop a few months ago, saying he’s using it to « work ».
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I don't get why both he and Niomi are BARELY showing the product. Like sorry all I see is around disk type thing on the floor. What about a close up? Multiple shots? Does it mop? what about the corners? how much sound/noise does it make on a scale from baby can sleep to a baby will scream? how often do you have to clean it? how difficult is it to install? how much energy/power does it use?
don't sell appliances if you have no idea how to sell them and have no idea what people want to know about the product.
so frustrated that they get all this stuff for free when most of us can do a much better job and are likely to sell more items too lol. i swear i can sell a couple and so can most of you all
It’s actually a game. He showed this and you have to guess what he’s talking about.
He gives you a hint: it’s the iRobot hoover, currently hoovering the place. Did you know that a hoover can hoover a place? You learn something new every day, thanks Bradley!
I do love a good searching game but this is almost hide and seek
a hoovering hoover, who would have guessed. the wonders of this world!
Yeah, Bradley is right, but I do understand the comment though 
Niomi’s followers: Where’s Bradley?
Bradley’s followers (with a little reminder in case you forgot about Bali):
Niomi’s followers: Where’s Bradley?
Bradley’s followers (with a little reminder in case you forgot about Bali):
Thank you for the new thread with the most perfect title.
I just realized that she doesn't have a link to her YouTube channel on her Instagram, ha!
I just realized that she doesn't have a link to her YouTube channel on her Instagram, ha!
Ogilvy will no longer work with influencers who edit their bodies or faces for ads
Ogilvy UK will no longer work with influencers who distort or retouch their bodies or faces for brand campaigns in a bid to combat social media’s “systemic” mental health harms.
www.thedrum.com
oh no, how will niomi twist this one about companies taking advantage of poor old her by not allowing her to touch up her photos
He heard you
but that’s it, I guess we can’t ask him too much. Very flattering shot to promote the product. It almost makes me want to buy one.
Hands up if you thought that pic was a toiletHe heard you
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I read this article earlier today on influencer culture and the 'pseudo spirituality of manifesting.' Reminded me of Nims. https://www.redpepper.org.uk/molly-mae-hague-and-the-toxic-culture-of-manifestation/
Don’t give him ideas for his next collaborationHands up if you thought that pic was a toilet
after the hoover that can hoover, the toilet that can flush!
We have one of those robot hoovers and my poor dog is terrified of it, we can only use it when we’re all out. Also it’s loud as tit. #notspon
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