Niomi Smart #50 Insulting a culture, one day at a time

[LolitaBlah]

Title by @kale-supremacist
Recap:
- False alert of a new DJ's girlfriend, some cases of fainting have been observed on tattle.
- Nobody talked about Forky for a whole thread
- Dimbobs is still the most boring influencer ever
- AND.....

Ladies and gentlemen....

 

[Lionsden]

Let's start off this nice fresh thread with a picture of Lordy, Mr Smart-to-be, or already?

 

[Coldfeet]

Not to mention the fact thst she's renting the shed out and not living in it.
Still travelling, between free stays in a pseudo London club for posh wannabes
Hidden ads galore

 

[LolitaBlah]

Let's start off this nice fresh thread with a picture of Lordy, Mr Smart-to-be, or already?

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So he can close his mouth.. hmm interesting

 

[Lionsden]

So he can close his mouth.. hmm interesting

I thought that would provide some relief. But apparently he's still super gross with his mouth closed.

 

[absoluterules]

Wait, is Niomi actually engaged to this creep?? This is a new low.

She might be utterly average to us, but surely, Niomi can find a boyfriend/fiancé better than him? A nice, conventionally attractive guy who isn't a cult leader.

I think "posh" Niomi would look down on her current self. Be absolutely shocked.

 

[irvinelane]

So he can close his mouth.. hmm interesting

Yes, but it looks like he’s dying inside trying to hide his teeth. I mean, look at his « send help » face. Just like Niomi when she sucks in her stomach to make it flatter.

 

[Prefrontalmedialcortex]

🫥

 

[CallItAsItIs]

Seriously, if this is her living her best life, then I can’t even seriously imagine what her worst would be.
Oh wait…

 

[irvinelane]

Even the cat in her story has a cringe inducing moment.

 

[Lionsden]

🫥

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Please tell me that is quicksand.

 

[insectoverlords]

She might be utterly average to us, but surely, Niomi can find a boyfriend/fiancé better than him? A nice, conventionally attractive guy who isn't a cult leader.

Honestly I'm really perplexed by how much she seems to be struggling, I still stand by forky being a worthwhile rebound (that lasted too long). I can only assume she doesn't really have any way of meeting eligible men? she doesn't really leave her bubble or go to hobby groups where she might meet someone new, and I guess normal dating apps are difficult if you've got a huge SM following but idk what the cultures like on something like Raya. I think she's just at the mercy of hoping to be introduced to someone via friends? But she's not very good at looking after her friendships either, doesn't seem to go to many events anymore, I wonder if wandering around London at random times was her hoping for a meetcute.

 

[Cherry Waves]

🫥

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Thanks for the vomit-inducing content first thing in the morning

 

[Jackie Daytona]

She is just so proud of her tiny ass that she’s willing to show off her ass-faced boyfriend.

 

[irvinelane]

You need to close your mouth.

 

[Clover123]

Yeah I'm baffled by how low she has gone as well. I thought she would go for an older Dreamy Joe- an attractive enough guy with a lot of money, "good" family stock, who was happy to go for a very thin, boring lady as a trophy wife. I imagined her having a very boring, bland relationship where she just fucks around lunching and holidaying while the husband does some sort of family business work. There must be lots of those guys out there in London surely, just looking for the bland mother of their children to live in the country with?

How has she ended up with an odd looking culty chap- so cringey and trashy?!

 

[cookiemunchmunch]

Let's start off this nice fresh thread with a picture of Lordy, Mr Smart-to-be, or already?

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[meowmeowmeow3030!!]

Even the cat in her story has a cringe inducing moment.

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This cat is laughing at the state of nims life ‘is that your boyfriend?! No seriously..’

🫥

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Wtf these people have too much time on their hand get a proper job

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

It has happened to me too, out of nowhere Holly has started haunting my FYP
Her food looks sad, limp, devoid of it's natural colour and utterly souless. Someone in food PR needs to send this woman some condiments, pickles and sauces.

 

[ohnana]

Oh God can't her grandma introduce her to some trust fund/investor/loaded finance guy from London already? so she can marry, pop babies and go shopping at nordstrom for overpriced diapers?