Welcome to thread 56 , and what a thirsty, feral thread 55 was 🥵❤
Title credits to @GGina 💙
Poll results 📊
A whopping 75% of us prefer fluffy side parting haired Mase.
However, jury is still out for some of us, who are waiting to see the end result 😬
⚽ The FBC are getting in the Christmas...
Poll results 📊
A whopping jollopping 83% voted to shag rooting tooting Tone’s personality in Mason’s body. Quite frankly, that was the worst poll choice in 55 threads 🤣
⚽️ Tony was hot topic once again. We all know my feelings on Tone and his nips 😍. If I don’t watch myself I’ll be starting...
Welcome to thread 54!
5 + 4 = 9 which isn’t 10, but what can you do.
THREAD 53 RECAP:
⚽ The last thread actually lasted longer than 24 hours for the first time in a while
⚽ We read a strange Fic about Ben being a shit dad and Mason filling his shoes #AreYouMyDaddy? #CanHeBeMine?
⚽ We all...
Thread 53 already!
Thank you to @Bumblebee81 for the thread title! 💙
The poll results from thread 52 were that a whopping 66.2% of us would call Mason ‘Daddy’ if he asked with 12.7% saying we’d only call him it at Christmas!
Recap -
⚽The usual shit chat with the occasional cameo from Mr...
Thanks to @jflurker93 for the title, the smut, the blozzer videos (if you’re new here… maybe read the last thread), you’re the gift that keeps on giving 👏
I kept his name in normal writing so that it stayed the same as the rest of the threads because I don’t think I could’ve coped with it...
Well, thread 50 came and went quicker than you could say “Twister ice lollies”.
I’m bringing back the footballs in the recap which I believe was a @calmyourritas thing, because I think it’s cute and because the FBC love footballs.
Recap:
⚽ Daddy was (fittingly) ranked #19 in the Ballon d’Or...
Thread 50!! Elder thread 👵👵
Title by @calmyourritas
Recap:
-Most of the thread consisted of the hangover from all the Saturday content and the preparation for Monday's content, which ended up being...well, not what we expected.
-Tiktok still scares us, but entertains us at the same time...
Thank you to @Smca53 for the fab thread title!
Which Pam are you Poll!
📈POLL RESULTS📉
The FBC believe that Mason’s new haircut is going to be an 80’s perm 🤣 I feel like we’re being trolled by Sweeney Todd and his just going back to fluffy Mase but we had fun guessing!
What a Soaking...
Title by @Bumblebee81. Had to cut it a bit because it was too long.
Recap:
-Thread 47 is the thread for you if what you're looking for is many photos of Mason's hands/fingers and/or the best tiktoks.
-Mr PunkRocker had to be put in the bin for not caring about Mason's tiktoks. Unacceptable...
Thread title provided by @Suder34
A brief recap of the last 24 hours:
-Mason was in Paris during the international break but @irishgal2013 decided not to tell us. She says it was to stop the instahoe talk, which is a good reason. I think it was so I wouldn't run around Paris looking for him...
Another new thread!
Poll Results 📊
With 35%, the FBC favourite Christmas film is Home Alone!
Again, I have no idea what’s happened but we need a new thread.
We’re currently obsessed with #singyourdialect on Twitter 😅
Daddy’s beard is growing back and that’s all that matters
Welcome to thread 45
Apologies for the lack of grammar in title, I needed to cut the characters down. 🤦🏻♀️
Poll Results are in…
64% of us believed @zazamagic is Greeny. 🌳 Although we've since disregarded this theory and he has an alibi.
@zazamagic either put up or shut up. We've got places...
I think this is the fastest we’ve got through a thread…..
📊 Poll Results are in…📊
With a mediocre 40%, the FBC and lurkers believe @zazamagic is in fact Benjamin James Chilwell but after some thorough investigating skills from @kria, we are now not so certain….cough Greenbush cough
Mason...
Welcome to thread number #43 and what a shitstorm the last one turned into…
Firstly 📊 results and unsurprisingly the FBC and lurkers decided that Mase’s Guns were better than Naths 💪🏼
So to cut a messy thread short @zazamagic graced us with their presence 🧨💥💣
They claimed the following...
📊 Poll results 📊
With a landslide 69% (meal for two oi oi 😉) the FBC & lurkers decided Tallia “InstaBaddie” Storm’s “sneaky link” doesn’t actually exist. @MrsGrealish also heard on the grapevine that Sean Dyche was the sneaky link!
⚽️ Chilly flew in another member of his international...
thread title by the wonderful @jflurker93
I don’t want to dredge through thread 40 for a recap. The less said the better.
Mia & Nigel have run off together to live happily ever after.
mason has resurfaced and there is a significant lack of facial hair.
as we were….
Title provided by @Smca53 (tweaked a little)
HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY TO THE THREAD!
📊 Masonism’s Poll Results!
🥇 In first with a staggering 47% was ‘I still look as good as ever’
🥈 Second was “Big T’s flying a spaceship” with 22%
🥉 3rd Place went to “I won’t even chew, I’ll just swallow it...
WELCOME TO THREAD 39!
One thread away from the big 40 !
Original title was I want him in my vagina, but not like that but I was worried it might get pulled down for indecency so I tweaked it a little! 🤣
📈 Let’s get the polls back up and running so vote for you’re fave Mason’ism from his...
So apparently Daddy isn’t fit enough for 37 threads but the whole of the FBC beg to differ…
📊 Poll: which facial hair preference tickles your tuppence fancy?
Another week of dry teeth content due to Masons illness. The FBC were astounded to find out that Mason was in fact poorly due to his...
Happy new thread!
I’m sorry the title is not my best work but I can’t remember what’s happened once again 🤣
I promise I will take notes for a proper recap for the next thread!
No Daddy content so far this week. I feel like I’m having withdrawal symptoms and it’s been less than a week…..
Here...
Happy thread 34!
Tbh after my weekend I have no idea what’s happened…
BUT
I WAS DRINKING IN THE SAME BAR AS MY FUTURE IN LAWS DEBBIE AND TONY and I can confirm Tony is a DILF..
Mason missed the Newcastle match which I was absolutely gutted about. There are rumours he had either the nervous...
No need for a recap seeing as the last thread was less than 24 hours ago.
Were still not over Mason being on TikTok. Although we were highly unimpressed that he/his PA/Butternips didn’t reply to any of our comments.
He went to Thorpe park and wore a Wet Wednesday jacket which went down very...
Wednesday 27th October 2021
The wettest Wednesday in history as Daddy FINALLY joined TikTok
That’s it, that’s the recap because I’m still trying to recover….
Also, petition for @keylimepie to receive royalties from Uno as these secret UNO messages are going too far now…. We know you know Masonk