Poll results With a landslide 69% (meal for two oi oi
) the FBC & lurkers decided Tallia “InstaBaddie” Storm’s “sneaky link” doesn’t actually exist. @MrsGrealish also heard on the grapevine that Sean Dyche was the sneaky link! 
Chilly flew in another member of his international harem, where she had an adult sleep over at his house. Let’s hope he’s got plenty of antibiotics stocked up in that bathroom! Combat Gaming have another live stream this coming weekend which includes @keylimepie husband Nathan looking like a GI Joe/sculptured Terminator. That’s a very big gun you have there Nath
Members of the FBC stated who they would shag, marry, kill out of Grandad, Snail & Ratboy. The results varied as tbh it’s slim pickings with those choices! We’re still not over daddy being clean shaven. Mason Trout strikes again. Over in the Chilly thread, we came to the conclusion that if Mason likes an Instahoe’s picture, he’s automatically shagging them all. At the same time. Whilst he’s been M.I.A. Still 
Mia and Mason are no more 
The deluded TikTok teens we’re back in force and STILL don’t believe Jack would cheat on Sasha. But he liked her last post so they must be ok! @jlflurker93 shared part 2 of the bridge tour smut. 
I introduced Zaza to a hunky picture of her husband on a banana boat and all I’ll say is BICEPS 
Keylimepie was eyeflirting with a rep at her office and I heard Nathan was devastated and hasn’t stopped crying into his mini Kleenex @Eden246 found some gorgeous baguette slippers to add to the FBC official uniform. Another TikTok appeared of Mason’s trademark smile dropping faster than the FBC’s knickers and now were all riddled with anxiety that this could happen to one of us and we could never come back from it….. Keylimepie and Tallia are now full on besties! Remember us when you’re famous. Go pre-save her new song peeps
Wet Wednesday 
did not disappoint once again as we were given a strange but sexy video of Daddy licking honeycomb viciously and we were flooded! 
We we’re also ecstatic to know Mason still has his Argos canisters 
The TikTok teens had us in stitches thinking Raya was another of Lightbulbs acquaintances The FBC took a stand to TikTok knobs who put their 2 pence in and accuse girls of only liking football for the fit men. Yes that is an added bonus but don’t go there hun 
Apparently if we can name 15 La Liga players then we are worthy of liking football…. The age is slow long declining in who PunkRocker finds attractive. As long as they’re not a minor then no judgement from me…. Apparently you’re rich and spoilt if you go to Alton Towers We we’re mentioned on Tumblr again. Apparently teens think women are only good for keeping a house and looking after their husband and kids. We really need to go outside more! BUTTERNIPS IS BACK! 
I wonder what it was about the tie dye jumper that they felt THAT would cement their dearly missed return. Lightbulb has apparently been dating ANOTHER gal behind sashas. Back. Tbh I’ve lost count now 
We we’re given a snippet of Mrs G’s Bentley smut 
A lurker who’s not a fan of Mason but keeps up to date with his insta followers alluded us to another Instahoe he’s followed. There’s only one GIF that sums this information up…. We all miss Spicey Mason visited his old school and wore an official school coat that made him look like the hot PE teacher. Quite frankly, if he was my PE teacher I would be staying behind for “extra curriculum” (obviously not a minor before any lurkers start) 
Bumblebee/Punk Rocker said Mason gives off Marlon Dingle vibes and I’ve never read something more traumatising but hilarious 
Mason recycled his trust cargo trouser and hoody combo. We love it so much!
Remember to read the Wiki if you’re new. Only give blozzers to people you love and women are only good for cooking & cleaning according to Gen Z Teens….
I’ll take a minute to think about the poll. I’m loyal to Mase but Nathan’s guns are nothing short of impressive!
Thank you for the new thread & excellent recap
Even the teens aren’t happy… 
