So apparently Daddy isn’t fit enough for 37 threads but the whole of the FBC beg to differ…
Poll: which facial hair preference tickles your tuppence fancy?
Another week of dryteeth content due to Masons illness. The FBC were astounded to find out that Mason was in fact poorly due to his wisdom tooth but still firmly believe NPB did not hear this from the horses mouth and probably was just fishing/clouting/begging for information.
Proper recaps will resume business when we hopefully get some saucy England content next week….
We we’re treated to the new Christmas Sports Direct advert which features Spicy and a now iconic one liner “Oi, it’s snowin!”
Lightbulb also looked like a lost member of East 17 and we had some cute daddy content making snow angels
Mama Suder is now an FBC icon. We can’t wait for her reactions and comments through international week!
Scammer Stevie’s minions appeared at the hotel this weekend and we decided we all need to Be More Kai as he doesn’t take any of their bullshit and ensures he looks as miserable as possible in their selfies.
@jflurker93 is treating us to some Countdown Christmas Smut. If Mason isn’t under my tree on Christmas morning then Christmas is cancelled….. 
Mason played around 10 minutes against Burnley. He looked tired and peaky. The FBC have volunteered to provide him with some heartwarming meals to perk himself up as TT was worried he has lost weight 🤍
Daddy has shaved his beard off. This divided the FBC and official results will be revealed in the next thread….
We have a new clout chaser to put in the bin and she goes by the name of Tallia Storm. Nobody knows why she was there and what she is famous for but has put herself firmly on the map as an Insta Baddie. We came to a conclusion that she’s shagging the kit man and that’s how she wangled tickets in the high heavens….
A TikTok appeared of teens screaming Masons name at the match where he responded with the worlds most “duck off” smile. The teens weren’t having it and deleted any traces of people thinking Mason might be pissed off some days…
@MrsGrealish provided more transcripts from the England teams WhatsApp group. We have strong sources to legitimise these messages….
Scammer Stevie also pissed us of even more than we thought was possible by posting “pack my order” TikToks. It seems she runs her business from her wardrobe drawer and throws £150 signed T-shirts onto her dusty floor and packed into a shite Jiffy bag….. someone call trading standards
I serenaded the FBC with a cover of Adele in homage to Voldemort 🤍
I can’t really remember what else happened but spicy and lightbulb own some questionable jumpers which heightens the phrase “money doesn’t buy class”…
Remember the Wiki for any newbies or lurkers and only give blozzers to people you love…
Over and out from the plant-based Insta Baddies
Mason & Reece putting NPB, Voldemort, Tallia Storm, Scammer Stevie & Gerard in the bin and Chilly providing as a cheerleader
Poll: which facial hair preference tickles your tuppence fancy?Another week of dry
Proper recaps will resume business when we hopefully get some saucy England content next week….
We we’re treated to the new Christmas Sports Direct advert which features Spicy and a now iconic one liner “Oi, it’s snowin!” Lightbulb also looked like a lost member of East 17 and we had some cute daddy content making snow angels
Mama Suder is now an FBC icon. We can’t wait for her reactions and comments through international week! Scammer Stevie’s minions appeared at the hotel this weekend and we decided we all need to Be More Kai as he doesn’t take any of their bullshit and ensures he looks as miserable as possible in their selfies. @jflurker93 is treating us to some Countdown Christmas Smut. If Mason isn’t under my tree on Christmas morning then Christmas is cancelled….. Mason played around 10 minutes against Burnley. He looked tired and peaky. The FBC have volunteered to provide him with some heartwarming meals to perk himself up as TT was worried he has lost weight 🤍 Daddy has shaved his beard off. This divided the FBC and official results will be revealed in the next thread…. We have a new clout chaser to put in the bin and she goes by the name of Tallia Storm. Nobody knows why she was there and what she is famous for but has put herself firmly on the map as an Insta Baddie. We came to a conclusion that she’s shagging the kit man and that’s how she wangled tickets in the high heavens…. A TikTok appeared of teens screaming Masons name at the match where he responded with the worlds most “duck off” smile. The teens weren’t having it and deleted any traces of people thinking Mason might be pissed off some days… @MrsGrealish provided more transcripts from the England teams WhatsApp group. We have strong sources to legitimise these messages…. Scammer Stevie also pissed us of even more than we thought was possible by posting “pack my order” TikToks. It seems she runs her business from her wardrobe drawer and throws £150 signed T-shirts onto her dusty floor and packed into a shite Jiffy bag….. someone call trading standards I serenaded the FBC with a cover of Adele in homage to Voldemort 🤍 I can’t really remember what else happened but spicy and lightbulb own some questionable jumpers which heightens the phrase “money doesn’t buy class”…Remember the Wiki for any newbies or lurkers and only give blozzers to people you love…
Over and out from the plant-based Insta Baddies
full beard was the obvious choice but like 
cried during Camp Rock songs