Welcome to thread 54!
5 + 4 = 9 which isn’t 10, but what can you do.
THREAD 53 RECAP:
The last thread actually lasted longer than 24 hours for the first time in a while
We read a strange Fic about Ben being a tit dad and Mason filling his shoes #AreYouMyDaddy? #CanHeBeMine?
We all threw hands at anyone that’s slagging Mason’s perfect nose off
A really rude interviewer told Mason his goal ‘meant nothing’. The twit wants sacking.
Mason really said get fucked with his eyes.
Mason has the biggest dick in the Prem (sorry tony)
Big T has superior jollop
Gerard earned himself a slot on death row #WalkingTheMile
We’re jealous that Summer gets free Chelsea tickets and Disney events
I said Voldy had nice hair. I must have been smoking crack at the time.
Reece bought Mason some Fortnite Pants one Christmas and Chilly hasn’t seen him in them
Tik Tok teens are still making weird videos
@Chani10 has a very cute cat 
@Rodney2208 had her Mason calendar delivered and I’m still wondering why I wasn’t sent one too?
We spoke about budgie smugglers and @StephenTJackson reminded us why they’re great, to quote the thirsty man himself:
“Hugs their arse cheeks so beautifully and cups their bulge perfectly to show them off”
He also said boxers just tend to “smash things down and flatten the assets”
We saw the vile photos of Pebbles again 
Gary Neville has XL socks. I’m not elaborating on that any further.
@Suder34 asked me to buy her a ticket for the Chilly train and @Bumblebee81 was caught lurking around the platform after we saw the wet shorts photo 
Spicy bought some clothes off a young boy and said “grey is a really really nice colour” 
Mr P aka Olaf had a huff about a shower curtain pole. Mason would never.
Someone wrote a nice but strange song about Mason on twitter and Big T liked it.
I broke the stone cold hearts of the FBC with a Winter Wonderland Fic 
A photo emerged of Mason and his instahoes. They look a little different than expected.
We’re all on the brink of quitting our jobs, some of the FBC partners are supportive, others not so much.
We think Mason is trying to grow his hair like Flynn Rider / Eugene from Tangled… and then established that Wee Wee aka Lewis used to dress up as him for Disney!
@cherryshade123 gave us advent day 5, although it wasn’t gut wrenching we all just imagined it was someone else in the story instead of Hendo.
@PunkRocker & @Smca53 can’t pronounce look properly 
We saw an old photo of Big T with his nips out on holiday #DILF
Morrisons sell anal teasers. Who knew?
@MensaBarbie1985 man David Haye aka Monster Cock was spotted in London and Mr R came with receipts 
We played a game of ‘Who are you dating?’ where we decided which photo from Masons insta we would show our friends to say who it was we were dating. It was a lovely experience to see so many photos at once.
Giovanni likes his girls clean and tight
We played the worst game of Would You Rather that I could come up with… a lot of the FBC are inbred
Mr P aka Olaf put forward another ethical conundrum as @PunkRocker called it that turned us all into pweirdos
Which brings us to our next poll
Would you rather…
Shag Mason’s personality in Big T’s body
OR
Shag Big T’s personality in Mason’s body
Personality = mind & soul so choose wisely!
Happy 54th thread witches x
5 + 4 = 9 which isn’t 10, but what can you do.
THREAD 53 RECAP:
The last thread actually lasted longer than 24 hours for the first time in a while We read a strange Fic about Ben being a tit dad and Mason filling his shoes #AreYouMyDaddy? #CanHeBeMine? We all threw hands at anyone that’s slagging Mason’s perfect nose off A really rude interviewer told Mason his goal ‘meant nothing’. The twit wants sacking.Mason really said get fucked with his eyes.
Mason has the biggest dick in the Prem (sorry tony) Big T has superior jollop Gerard earned himself a slot on death row #WalkingTheMile We’re jealous that Summer gets free Chelsea tickets and Disney events I said Voldy had nice hair. I must have been smoking crack at the time. Reece bought Mason some Fortnite Pants one Christmas and Chilly hasn’t seen him in them Tik Tok teens are still making weird videos @Chani10 has a very cute cat @Rodney2208 had her Mason calendar delivered and I’m still wondering why I wasn’t sent one too? We spoke about budgie smugglers and @StephenTJackson reminded us why they’re great, to quote the thirsty man himself:“Hugs their arse cheeks so beautifully and cups their bulge perfectly to show them off”
He also said boxers just tend to “smash things down and flatten the assets” We saw the vile photos of Pebbles again Gary Neville has XL socks. I’m not elaborating on that any further. @Suder34 asked me to buy her a ticket for the Chilly train and @Bumblebee81 was caught lurking around the platform after we saw the wet shorts photo Spicy bought some clothes off a young boy and said “grey is a really really nice colour” Mr P aka Olaf had a huff about a shower curtain pole. Mason would never. Someone wrote a nice but strange song about Mason on twitter and Big T liked it.
I broke the stone cold hearts of the FBC with a Winter Wonderland Fic A photo emerged of Mason and his instahoes. They look a little different than expected.
We’re all on the brink of quitting our jobs, some of the FBC partners are supportive, others not so much. We think Mason is trying to grow his hair like Flynn Rider / Eugene from Tangled… and then established that Wee Wee aka Lewis used to dress up as him for Disney!
@cherryshade123 gave us advent day 5, although it wasn’t gut wrenching we all just imagined it was someone else in the story instead of Hendo. @PunkRocker & @Smca53 can’t pronounce look properly We saw an old photo of Big T with his nips out on holiday #DILF Morrisons sell anal teasers. Who knew?
@MensaBarbie1985 man David Haye aka Monster Cock was spotted in London and Mr R came with receipts We played a game of ‘Who are you dating?’ where we decided which photo from Masons insta we would show our friends to say who it was we were dating. It was a lovely experience to see so many photos at once. Giovanni likes his girls clean and tight We played the worst game of Would You Rather that I could come up with… a lot of the FBC are inbred Mr P aka Olaf put forward another ethical conundrum as @PunkRocker called it that turned us all into pweirdosWhich brings us to our next poll
Would you rather…
Shag Mason’s personality in Big T’s body
OR
Shag Big T’s personality in Mason’s body
Personality = mind & soul so choose wisely!
Happy 54th thread witches x
Last edited:
After seeing the wet shorts pic 
