Well, thread 50 came and went quicker than you could say “Twister ice lollies”.
I’m bringing back the footballs in the recap which I believe was a @calmyourritas thing, because I think it’s cute and because the FBC lovefootballs.
Recap:
Daddy was (fittingly) ranked #19 in the Ballon d’Or. We all got a bit emosh about it. And even though #19 is fitting, he’ll always be our #1. Congratulations, Mason!
He didn’t make it to Paris (we assume Big T got Boris to change the rules to avoid any further articles) but there was a nice ceremony at Stamford Bridge for the Chelsea boys.
We can’t grasp how Carlotta gets so close to Mason’s face and resists licking him. A real mystery.
Some of us contended with awful weather but still attended matches. In the words of our Spicy, OI ITS SNOWIN!
Mase posted a TikTok of the suit stuff using a Bruno Mars song that wasn’t Versace On The Floor. Boy missed a trick there, wtf.
@keylimepie had another Weston-Super-Mare with the gifs and the autocorrect. Never change, Limey.
Some huge, world changing questions were asked: if you had to pick between shagging your celebrity crush OR receiving half a million, which would you choose? How anyone could say no to this is beyond me:
@irishgal2013 has gone international due to the breaking news involving the end of Mason’s 22 year long relationship.
The Flap Fairy visited my dreams - no, not Chilly, sadly. Chilly did visit @Scuffed ’s dreams and I am torn between being horrendously jealous and very proud 
Some of you have super cute dogs. Speaking of dogs, Mason hopped around on the floor like a dog whilst playing with Ben’s dog Oscar. TikTok suggests he was dressed like a drug dealer. The FBC have refused to comment
@cherryshade123 started an advent calendar. I’m not sure I want to see what’s behind the rest of the windows tbh
I believe we have another advent calendar coming… @jflurker93 the excitement is real
@keylimepie is now officially Mrs Nathan Wood 
congratulations to the happy couple!
We all go about our day wondering what Mason’s thinking? @calmyourritas is keen to know if he likes corn on the cob. Me too, tbf
We’re all hoping for some anal teasers from Mason for Christmas 
When inserting ice lollies up your 
, be mindful of shape, size, and texture. Also it might get a bit cold. Apparently Mr @PunkRocker aka Olaf is used to the cold although I think that related to a different hole (I got confused)
@Suder34 had a dream about goats. They’re G.O.A.T.S
You lot are utterly mad but I wouldn’t want to spend my time anywhere else #ChelseaSluts
That’s all, folks! Oh, wait, I can’t leave you without this one…
I’m bringing back the footballs in the recap which I believe was a @calmyourritas thing, because I think it’s cute and because the FBC love
Recap:
Daddy was (fittingly) ranked #19 in the Ballon d’Or. We all got a bit emosh about it. And even though #19 is fitting, he’ll always be our #1. Congratulations, Mason!
He didn’t make it to Paris (we assume Big T got Boris to change the rules to avoid any further articles) but there was a nice ceremony at Stamford Bridge for the Chelsea boys.
We can’t grasp how Carlotta gets so close to Mason’s face and resists licking him. A real mystery. Some of us contended with awful weather but still attended matches. In the words of our Spicy, OI ITS SNOWIN! Mase posted a TikTok of the suit stuff using a Bruno Mars song that wasn’t Versace On The Floor. Boy missed a trick there, wtf. @keylimepie had another Weston-Super-Mare with the gifs and the autocorrect. Never change, Limey. Some huge, world changing questions were asked: if you had to pick between shagging your celebrity crush OR receiving half a million, which would you choose? How anyone could say no to this is beyond me:
@irishgal2013 has gone international due to the breaking news involving the end of Mason’s 22 year long relationship. The Flap Fairy visited my dreams - no, not Chilly, sadly. Chilly did visit @Scuffed ’s dreams and I am torn between being horrendously jealous and very proud Some of you have super cute dogs. Speaking of dogs, Mason hopped around on the floor like a dog whilst playing with Ben’s dog Oscar. TikTok suggests he was dressed like a drug dealer. The FBC have refused to comment @cherryshade123 started an advent calendar. I’m not sure I want to see what’s behind the rest of the windows tbh I believe we have another advent calendar coming… @jflurker93 the excitement is real @keylimepie is now officially Mrs Nathan Wood congratulations to the happy couple! We all go about our day wondering what Mason’s thinking? @calmyourritas is keen to know if he likes corn on the cob. Me too, tbf We’re all hoping for some anal teasers from Mason for Christmas When inserting ice lollies up your , be mindful of shape, size, and texture. Also it might get a bit cold. Apparently Mr @PunkRocker aka Olaf is used to the cold although I think that related to a different hole (I got confused) @Suder34 had a dream about goats. They’re G.O.A.T.S You lot are utterly mad but I wouldn’t want to spend my time anywhere else #ChelseaSlutsThat’s all, folks! Oh, wait, I can’t leave you without this one…
Thank you for the new thread 
Been there done it once - never again
