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Congrats @annabelle_bronstein - with the highest likes at 30 treat yourself to a pre-order of the internationally travelled plastic kagoule Sorry Buffalo Vulva for all its laughs made 2nd place but deserves a special prize of yep, a old leathered Buffalo Vulva jacket, treat yourself...

November was a good month for Lorna. It was all about her. Her favourite kind of month. She’s now fully immersed in concrete car park living & the Ghost House was featured on a tele programme with Abbey Clancy. Shag only knows how Lorna was invited to participate in the programme alongside...

Congrats to @de beauvoir treat yourself to well, new teef and we’ll through in a coat (any cause there all the best) 😂 What’s our Luxey Yawna has been up new teef, tried tell’ey, tried being a fashun desinger, growing green fungi in the prison bunker, using cancer to shill shill shill cause...

Lorna is debuting a new line (LA waste of Space) which she’s brought to life with over a year of “hustle” and 5 years of manifesting. John is going through chemo and Lorna forces him to galavant and drink rosé, putting him into situations that aren’t the safest for him heath-wise. New extensions...

So looks like I'm the winner. No humble bragging for me. I'm gonna treat myself to a night out at the local NCP with my pretend mates. Might even splash out on a tiny fake eucalyptus tree and some blood splattered crockery for my gaff. Given I block as many of her her abhorrent acts from my...

Looks like I got most votes 31, I’ll go and get a fringe cut in and buy myself a hairband 😂 So here we are….well well well the move happened, but didn’t, but did She pretended to move in to the Ghost House Prisoner Cell Block with nothing, literary nothing, on the beg to fill this 2 bed...

Thread title by @LittleBirdie 🙌 Short and sweet thread 40 recap: •The Luxes announced on a instagram Live that John is unwell with cancer requiring chemotherapy •Apparently still moving •Lorna still making everything about her

Congratulations @Furloughedhousewife you got yourself a Title - you’ve been a gifted a winning prize that will never be sent to you. Enjoy Note: had to slightly shorten to get it in The aftermath of ITS has certainly shown it’s affects, with no one paying her travel bills she resorted to...

Congratulations @what the fook again top voted title, enjoy your overpriced beauty advent calendar full of out of date samples 😂 Here we go Season 39 starts with a fanfare. It’s official InTheShite have dumped her We reminisced about the good old “don’t have nightmares” ITS fashion dumps...

Congratulations @what the fook with 38 votes you have the winning title, treat yourself to a Bog Brush dress, you deserve it. Sorry Cartier sold out of bangles. Oh here we go, we left Season 37 on a cliff hanger She seems to have one thing in mind and that is her hair, she loves giving us all...

Well done we have new thread @Littlebirdy you’ve won yourself a nice thick layer of foundation in a colour that is nothing like your skin So we started the thread on a cocaine fuelled high after new member LongtimeLurker ( LL?) joined the TiTs for 2 nights only claiming to have once been part...

Congratulations @LittleBirdie for the winning thread title, it was a tie between you and me but happily let you take the crown for thread 36, treat yourself to a sequin dress of your choice, plenty in stock :love: Recap from last season, here we go.... 🥂 We started season 35 with her Positano...

Congratulations @annabelle_bronstein clear winner - treat yourself to a Dior kagoul, you deserve it :LOL: I'm back with a round up......enjoy and thanks for contributing to the funniest thread here Her ITS collecshuns go so well they are 50% off within a week Time travelling cause she’s so...

Hope I've done this right everyone! I've included the beloved Mr Pig 🐷 Last thread is here: https://tattle.life/threads/lornaluxe-33-ahh-thanks-darling-xx.26409/

Okay. So, an unusual summary, due to Loony going completely AWOL prior to Xmas. Aside from announcing 2 giveaways, ( we’ll come back to those..), Lorna went missing mid December, after a short trip to Chiltern Firehouse. After the first few days of silence, she bobbed back on to stories (...

This will be short and sweet, because in terms of dullness, repetition and lack of creativity, Lorna has excelled herself. And if we’re honest, it’s probably the only area of life in which she excels. She’s definitely a ‘ bare minimum” kind of girl. Since getting back from the Maldives, Lorna...

Thank you @Its_Me for the title, top votes, enjoy your pissing angel Here we go recap - get a coffee. We kicked off from last season's cliff hanger…….. Not at lot has happened, really not a lot has happened. Yawna been pissing bored at the most gorgeous place in the Maldives costing her £10k...

After the success (cough cough) of Marbs, our Yawna decided we needed more skincare and evvveerrrrr so kind brands sent discount codes that you could only use on her “swipe up”. Weirdly you can find these codes anywhere on the internet, mainly cashback sites that lets US EARN the commission...

Well, the last thread moved along at the speed of light -- mostly due to lots of newcomers (welcome!) and also the bizarre chapter that was the holiday to Marbella. I thought I'd reminisce about the holiday in picture-book style, rather than writing reams and reams, so hopefully you'll all be...

Thanks to @annabelle_bronstein for the thread title! Right, where were we four weeks ago? Well, Princess and The Predator were finishing up their last few (expensed) days in Santorini. They really did have the most wonderful time, exploring the same two restaurants, the same two streets in Oia...

It’s July, and we’re in Santorini. Dodger ‘n Codger have been sweating their way around the pretty streets of Oia – Dodger wearing floral baby playsuits from the 1950s, and Codger looking like one of those pack donkeys that take tourists up from the port to the main town, stooping under the...

June already! I had to try and keep awake whilst thinking about how to summarise May, but that's what tedium does to you. So, May started off with a Sonder stay in Covent Garden. Same old, same old... She then went onto Amazon and ordered herself a pair of dressmaking shears, and displayed...

RaspberryCheesecake here, reporting live yesterday last week tomorrow next week whenever from Horsham Heights The Lanesborough Hotel Scotts Chanel Bond Street wherever. Thank you to @Ohmydays for the fabulous thread title! April started off relatively quietly with Yawna pretending to be Audrey...

Last time, on Keeping Up With the Luxes: Lorna acquired some new hair, from Russian virgins no less. Well, that's what she thought she was buying. It just clips in and apparently blends in beautifully. Phillip Kingsley must be turning in his grave. Anyway, having attached the hair and giving it...

Thank you to @pink_norris for the appropriate thread title! February/March 2021 Well, our last thread started off the day before Valentine's Day, when Lorna was hotly anticipating a manor house flat full of pink roses from John. She had hinted enough. John, however, supplied our favourite...