Congratulations @what the fook with 38 votes you have the winning title, treat yourself to a Bog Brush dress, you deserve it. Sorry Cartier sold out of bangles.
Oh here we go, we left Season 37 on a cliff hanger
She seems to have one thing in mind and that is her hair, she loves giving us all sorts of very outdated, back combed, buffed, knotted, matted designs with clips that resemble a bad night in back street working mans club that serve warm lemonade with wine
She finally fessed to botox by announcing she has her eyes pricked with absolutely no knowledge of what the doctor (if it was a doctor) had done whilst wearing what can only be described as a 5 year old girl’s smock dress.
But a freebie trip with Elizabeth Arden Wimbledon to put a smile on her mardy face, she got the cheap seats and we got a very photoshopped stretched image of herself, but lucky for us we found some gorgeous duck face IRL photos, one for the album thank you.
She went to a mini Soho House fest, I call it that as everyone there was being paid to attend, no sane person would buy a ticket, it was as empty has her wine glass. She wore the 5 year girl smock dress again with Chunnell and tippy toed her way through the venue with her gaydar on, it was a sad day for Gays everywhere, the pain of having your photo taken with a squidget.
The oversized look is so in she is not only sizing up she is tripling sizing up to such a extent we seriously think she can’t read the sizing labels, should’ve gone to specsavers.
Got a little talking panel gig at Blogosphere Beauty (aka Sales Person Who Lies the Most of the Year), she must have been in a rush to get there as she clearly forgot her bottom half, the world was her gynaecologist and we really don’t want to be, really we don’t. The actual wild shots were classic Yawna wide as tall, more for the album thank you.
Going Live is her new favourite, she worked out she can still hide the chin with a filter and talk tit at the same time, bonus.
Announced they are renting in London for a couple of months, going on holiday without Mr Pig who was most put out that he is not going just his credit card.
More InTheShite drops, a real gem was a chunnelllle inspired swimsuit copied from Firetrap being sold in Sports Direct, I think SportsDirect have filed there first ever lawsuit for copyright, so happy for them.
Off to Santorini like they needed to go back as they can never remember they’ve been there with the amount of booze they neck. Lots of photos of Mr Pig chugging on wine, open shirt, pot bellied and chain smoking, sexy beast. But it doesn’t matter when Yawna can photoshopped him with tits, so metrosexual. However on another Live she didn’t want him to take centre stage and flashed us her tits as well.
It was her big 40 birthday, lets see the big bash, all your mates and dancing celebrating. Yep it was just her mum and Pig what a party. The traditional pathetic balloon display with dodgy cake and too many gifts that would feed a family of 4 for a month on the table. So yep it was a hideously oversized urine stained diamond, of such low quality no Pawn Broker will actually take it. But in the Mediterranean heat she treated us to fancy dress, bog brush dress, so huge it could clean out any train toilet.
In true Yawna style she had to have a proper birthday 40th bash in the UK but lets keep it real and free and use the Fillet PR event as her party, including 2 mystery winning guests who looked ecstatic to be there. I guess they could not believe what was in front of them. It’s a mystery to us as well.
Third Live is so many weeks and she is pissed not just wine pissed but angry that ITS have dumped her and questions are being asked, so she blames her followers and gives them tit; all live. Oh how we loved this one.
Sweaty old saggy bollocks is not turning her fortunes, he’s turning our stomachs. No more porno pics please. It’s putting us in therapy.
LongTimeLurkerNew came back with a wine fuelled personal attack on one of OG’s no one puts OhMyDays in the corner, the TiT army came with full on amo. LongTimeLurkerNew has gone
Still talking to herself, acting like a child, holding competitions with no winners, randomly moving a chair around the flat living room, chinny hiding and now taking hair fashion advice from Lord Farquaad
Big question is how many more InTheShite dumps do we get before the contract gets the final burning. We don’t know where she is going (nor does she tbh), she is leaving the UK that’s for sure.
Carry on, let Season 38 commence - does anyone need therapy???
Oh here we go, we left Season 37 on a cliff hanger
She seems to have one thing in mind and that is her hair, she loves giving us all sorts of very outdated, back combed, buffed, knotted, matted designs with clips that resemble a bad night in back street working mans club that serve warm lemonade with wine
She finally fessed to botox by announcing she has her eyes pricked with absolutely no knowledge of what the doctor (if it was a doctor) had done whilst wearing what can only be described as a 5 year old girl’s smock dress.
But a freebie trip with Elizabeth Arden Wimbledon to put a smile on her mardy face, she got the cheap seats and we got a very photoshopped stretched image of herself, but lucky for us we found some gorgeous duck face IRL photos, one for the album thank you.
She went to a mini Soho House fest, I call it that as everyone there was being paid to attend, no sane person would buy a ticket, it was as empty has her wine glass. She wore the 5 year girl smock dress again with Chunnell and tippy toed her way through the venue with her gaydar on, it was a sad day for Gays everywhere, the pain of having your photo taken with a squidget.
The oversized look is so in she is not only sizing up she is tripling sizing up to such a extent we seriously think she can’t read the sizing labels, should’ve gone to specsavers.
Got a little talking panel gig at Blogosphere Beauty (aka Sales Person Who Lies the Most of the Year), she must have been in a rush to get there as she clearly forgot her bottom half, the world was her gynaecologist and we really don’t want to be, really we don’t. The actual wild shots were classic Yawna wide as tall, more for the album thank you.
Going Live is her new favourite, she worked out she can still hide the chin with a filter and talk tit at the same time, bonus.
Announced they are renting in London for a couple of months, going on holiday without Mr Pig who was most put out that he is not going just his credit card.
More InTheShite drops, a real gem was a chunnelllle inspired swimsuit copied from Firetrap being sold in Sports Direct, I think SportsDirect have filed there first ever lawsuit for copyright, so happy for them.
Off to Santorini like they needed to go back as they can never remember they’ve been there with the amount of booze they neck. Lots of photos of Mr Pig chugging on wine, open shirt, pot bellied and chain smoking, sexy beast. But it doesn’t matter when Yawna can photoshopped him with tits, so metrosexual. However on another Live she didn’t want him to take centre stage and flashed us her tits as well.
It was her big 40 birthday, lets see the big bash, all your mates and dancing celebrating. Yep it was just her mum and Pig what a party. The traditional pathetic balloon display with dodgy cake and too many gifts that would feed a family of 4 for a month on the table. So yep it was a hideously oversized urine stained diamond, of such low quality no Pawn Broker will actually take it. But in the Mediterranean heat she treated us to fancy dress, bog brush dress, so huge it could clean out any train toilet.
In true Yawna style she had to have a proper birthday 40th bash in the UK but lets keep it real and free and use the Fillet PR event as her party, including 2 mystery winning guests who looked ecstatic to be there. I guess they could not believe what was in front of them. It’s a mystery to us as well.
Third Live is so many weeks and she is pissed not just wine pissed but angry that ITS have dumped her and questions are being asked, so she blames her followers and gives them tit; all live. Oh how we loved this one.
Sweaty old saggy bollocks is not turning her fortunes, he’s turning our stomachs. No more porno pics please. It’s putting us in therapy.
LongTimeLurkerNew came back with a wine fuelled personal attack on one of OG’s no one puts OhMyDays in the corner, the TiT army came with full on amo. LongTimeLurkerNew has gone
Still talking to herself, acting like a child, holding competitions with no winners, randomly moving a chair around the flat living room, chinny hiding and now taking hair fashion advice from Lord Farquaad
Big question is how many more InTheShite dumps do we get before the contract gets the final burning. We don’t know where she is going (nor does she tbh), she is leaving the UK that’s for sure.
Carry on, let Season 38 commence - does anyone need therapy???
