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  1. YetAnotherObsessionx

    Lorna Luxe #34 Mr pig and label bore, look how many brands they wore!

    Hope I've done this right everyone! I've included the beloved Mr Pig 🐷 Last thread is here: https://tattle.life/threads/lornaluxe-33-ahh-thanks-darling-xx.26409/
  2. AllAboutTheMayhem

    LornaLuxe #33 Ahh… Thanks darling xx

    Okay. So, an unusual summary, due to Loony going completely AWOL prior to Xmas. Aside from announcing 2 giveaways, ( we’ll come back to those..), Lorna went missing mid December, after a short trip to Chiltern Firehouse. After the first few days of silence, she bobbed back on to stories (...
  3. AllAboutTheMayhem

    LornaLuxe #32 She is so completely boring that nobody can even think of a new thread title.

    This will be short and sweet, because in terms of dullness, repetition and lack of creativity, Lorna has excelled herself. And if we’re honest, it’s probably the only area of life in which she excels. She’s definitely a ‘ bare minimum” kind of girl. Since getting back from the Maldives, Lorna...
  4. pink_norris

    LornaLuxe #31 50k on the ‘Baldies’ to impress her fans, but done nothing except fake tan

    Thank you @Its_Me for the title, top votes, enjoy your pissing angel Here we go recap - get a coffee. We kicked off from last season's cliff hanger…….. Not at lot has happened, really not a lot has happened. Yawna been pissing bored at the most gorgeous place in the Maldives costing her £10k...
  5. AllAboutTheMayhem

    Lorna luxe #30 Yet Another ITS landfill shoot in Paris … groundbreaking

    After the success (cough cough) of Marbs, our Yawna decided we needed more skincare and evvveerrrrr so kind brands sent discount codes that you could only use on her “swipe up”. Weirdly you can find these codes anywhere on the internet, mainly cashback sites that lets US EARN the commission...
  6. RaspberryCheesecake

    Lorna Luxe #29 Sulked in Marbs, hotel didn't deliver, now TrufflePig home & wrecking liver

    Well, the last thread moved along at the speed of light -- mostly due to lots of newcomers (welcome!) and also the bizarre chapter that was the holiday to Marbella. I thought I'd reminisce about the holiday in picture-book style, rather than writing reams and reams, so hopefully you'll all be...
  7. RaspberryCheesecake

    Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008

    Thanks to @annabelle_bronstein for the thread title! Right, where were we four weeks ago? Well, Princess and The Predator were finishing up their last few (expensed) days in Santorini. They really did have the most wonderful time, exploring the same two restaurants, the same two streets in Oia...
  8. RaspberryCheesecake

    Lorna Luxe #27 Fillet 'o' Kingsley - I'm lovin' it!

    It’s July, and we’re in Santorini. Dodger ‘n Codger have been sweating their way around the pretty streets of Oia – Dodger wearing floral baby playsuits from the 1950s, and Codger looking like one of those pack donkeys that take tourists up from the port to the main town, stooping under the...
  9. RaspberryCheesecake

    Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

    June already! I had to try and keep awake whilst thinking about how to summarise May, but that's what tedium does to you. So, May started off with a Sonder stay in Covent Garden. Same old, same old... She then went onto Amazon and ordered herself a pair of dressmaking shears, and displayed...
  10. RaspberryCheesecake

    Lorna Luxe #25 L4 IAR

    RaspberryCheesecake here, reporting live yesterday last week tomorrow next week whenever from Horsham Heights The Lanesborough Hotel Scotts Chanel Bond Street wherever. Thank you to @Ohmydays for the fabulous thread title! April started off relatively quietly with Yawna pretending to be Audrey...
  11. RaspberryCheesecake

    Lorna Luxe #24 Flatulent lips and shrunken hips, filmed with a crusty tan and neon pink Chanel

    Last time, on Keeping Up With the Luxes: Lorna acquired some new hair, from Russian virgins no less. Well, that's what she thought she was buying. It just clips in and apparently blends in beautifully. Phillip Kingsley must be turning in his grave. Anyway, having attached the hair and giving it...
  12. RaspberryCheesecake

    Lorna Luxe #23 Bear with thy children of faux luxe, more tat will be bestowed upon thee!

    Thank you to @pink_norris for the appropriate thread title! February/March 2021 Well, our last thread started off the day before Valentine's Day, when Lorna was hotly anticipating a manor house flat full of pink roses from John. She had hinted enough. John, however, supplied our favourite...
  13. AllAboutTheMayhem

    LornaLuxe #22 Another day, another giveaway, but what was that reel on the driveway?

    Thread title gratefully provided by @Its_Me. Jan / Feb 2021 February has seen pretty much zero content from Lorna. Slightly fewer filters have unfortunately revealed her shocking chip-pan skin and her over-filled cheeks are displaying some unfavourable divots. Naturally, theres been more...
  14. AllAboutTheMayhem

    Lorna Luxe #21 Sleeps all day or watches Sky, sits in the Bentley to tell another lie.

    Heya! ( Thanks to multiple contributors) January has been a quiet month largely because, without any where to go, Lorna’s content is nil. She spends most of her days watching television in the wooden room, reminding everyone she worked for Virgin over 15 years ago. She disappeared over...
  15. Hereforthepictures

    Lornaluxe #20 brag brag brag, shill shill shill

    Heya! Thanks @LadyLockdown and @Its_Me (and others?) for the intro. Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess, bore-na, yawn-a) - Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner/ changes face shape. -Uses...
  16. Hereforthepictures

    Lornaluxe #19 Hiya happy Wednesday how are you doing

    Heya! Mod edit: thread title needs to flow and not be messy else affects other people looking for a thread in the forum :) @LadyLockdown for the intro. Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess, bore-na, yawn-a) - Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos within...
  17. AllAboutTheMayhem

    Lorna Luxe #18 Above the Law-na.

    Heya! Credit to @AllAboutTheMayhem for the thread title. (me, thanks) and @Its_Me & @LadyLockdown for the intro. Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess) - Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner/...
  18. AllAboutTheMayhem

    Lorna Luxe #17 How to make Hermes look cheap: a thread

    Credit to @MayfairAA for the thread title. Lorna -Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner -Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by...
  19. LadyLockdown

    Lorna Luxe #16 Still needs a shower but she's busy photoshopping the Eiffel Tower

    Credit to MEEEEEEE (@LadyLockdown ) for the thread title. No apologies - I have no shame and measure my success purely by thread titles. Could be worse. Could be by handbags and face creams. Anyhooo...... Lorna -Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos...
  20. Hereforthepictures

    Lorna Luxe #14 Pointless trip to Paris, no mask in sight, trying to flog ITS Flammable tripe!

    The overview ( prepared by @Its_Me) : Lorna -Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner -Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by...
  21. AllAboutTheMayhem

    Lorna Luxe #13 Wherever I blag my flat, that’s my home!

    Thanks to @Hamilton1970 for the title, which is very apt as Lorna has spent the last 5 weeks bouncing from flat to flat in London and is shortly popping over to Paris, indefinitely. Here’s the overview ( prepared by @Its_Me) : Lorna -Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is...
  22. Hereforthepictures

    Lorna Luxe #12

    Previously, on keeping up with the luxes... Lorna is now three holidays deep since July despite there being a global pandemic. She hasn’t paid for a single one herself and on all of them she doesn’t move from the hotel which is quite remarkable. In Greece we had the unveiling of tens of...
  23. Hereforthepictures

    Lorna Luxe #11 buy my Polyester tat so I can buy Chanel

    New thread title from @Rogue1 - keeping it simple and straight to the point. Roundup: Lorna is now three holidays deep since July despite there being a global pandemic. She hasn’t paid for a single one herself and on all of them she doesn’t move from the hotel which is quite remarkable. In...
  24. LadyLockdown

    Lorna Luxe #10 Greece 4 Act 2 but where's Boo? Act 3 - shocked. Suxy comes & all a-blocked

    Many thanks to @annabelle_bronstein & @AllAboutTheMayhem for the combined thread title. NUMBER TEN!!!! Where we're at; No doubt I'll miss something as there was so much but in a nutshell, Luxe and OMR have been on 2 jollies paid for by ITS holidays since lockdown measures were eased. Poor Boo...
  25. LadyLockdown

    Lorna Luxe #9 frisby’s prize pig with lies so big

    Thanks to @Hereforthepictures for the new thread title. Where we are so far; LL & OM are still in Santorini, taking photo's of Act Wee's flammable chic, clinking Rose glasses and having dinner with pretend / invisible friends. Turns out Pussy Galore is a dead ringer for a piece sold by a small...