Thank you @Its_Me for the title, top votes, enjoy your pissing angel
Here we go recap - get a coffee. We kicked off from last season's cliff hanger……..
Not at lot has happened, really not a lot has happened. Yawna been pissing bored at the most gorgeous place in the Maldives costing her £10k a night and still managed to fit in shopping cause she needs more clothes landfill on her return. She lied about her arrival day and no doubt will be lying about her departure day, the Queen Baby's needs to keep her security up.
Since this is the Raisin’s 60th Birthday treat, did she mention he is 60, no she did not so let's just remind everyone he is 60. A special Edition 60 Bingo was in place courtesy of our TiTs. Congratulations you know her well, we saw the future, we got a FULL HOUSE – cheese and chocolate for everyone.
As she’s been tagging the place like crazy we gather a dodgy beg deal has been done somewhere, #AD is nowhere to be seen.
Highlights for us have been how Yawna and Raisin managed to make the most special location Maldives look like a Kiss Me Quick chavvy trip to the seaside in England.
Necking wine, eating burgers, cheese and chocolate, sitting inside they needed to be near the loo for the constipation was building.
Raisin’s birthday treat was a message in the sand that wasn’t even for him, a movie night blocking out the sunset and making sure he was forced to watch The Bodyguard, the man is looking for help.
She flogged a few bits of skincare and whitening strips to pay her bar tab, pretended at the first location a boat had been arranged to get them to the next island, when the reality was the hotel was desperate to offload the freeloaders and gathered at the quayside to ensure they actually left, they were not waving they were giving them the finger.
The content has been dire, even the most basic of IG normal people are giving the most beautiful Maldives content, we got from Yawna – Sky TV, yep you heard it correctly, Sky TV
So to get in to the spirit of Maldives she sleeps most of the day, drinking the local cocktail Coke Zero and shows us a close up of her sun damaged face and refuses to swim. Slapping on fake tan as the Maldives sun is clearly not good enough to give her a glow up, the poor staff must think she’s been shitting the bed with all the tan stains on the sheets.
Her prison cell (hut on stilts) is surrounded by warm waters, sod that she says and stays inside scrolling on her phone avoiding having to talk to the Raisin, well they have nothing to say to each other. Daily room tours with a room that is funnily enough immaculate no personal stuff anywhere and re-loading stories from previous days, she even boring herself with her own content.
After we said they needed to explore, so the next day they explored but after 1 min of walking got the poor porter to pick them up, a 30 min walk was too much for her trotter feet.
After we said they are not talking, the next day to convince us she is in a relationship a tickle feet situation appeared, as a group of TiTs we vomited a collectively, no one needs to know about their non-existent sex life.
She knows this holiday was a massive mistake and is desperately trying to make out it’s the best ever, when we and everyone else can see she hates it, hates the Raisin and wants to be back standing outside Chanel in London
Let me guess the next chapter – arrive at Horsham Height, straight to a London rental, Cecconi’s and Chanel
Season 31 starting now……
Here we go recap - get a coffee. We kicked off from last season's cliff hanger……..
Not at lot has happened, really not a lot has happened. Yawna been pissing bored at the most gorgeous place in the Maldives costing her £10k a night and still managed to fit in shopping cause she needs more clothes landfill on her return. She lied about her arrival day and no doubt will be lying about her departure day, the Queen Baby's needs to keep her security up.
Since this is the Raisin’s 60th Birthday treat, did she mention he is 60, no she did not so let's just remind everyone he is 60. A special Edition 60 Bingo was in place courtesy of our TiTs. Congratulations you know her well, we saw the future, we got a FULL HOUSE – cheese and chocolate for everyone.
As she’s been tagging the place like crazy we gather a dodgy beg deal has been done somewhere, #AD is nowhere to be seen.
Highlights for us have been how Yawna and Raisin managed to make the most special location Maldives look like a Kiss Me Quick chavvy trip to the seaside in England.
Necking wine, eating burgers, cheese and chocolate, sitting inside they needed to be near the loo for the constipation was building.
Raisin’s birthday treat was a message in the sand that wasn’t even for him, a movie night blocking out the sunset and making sure he was forced to watch The Bodyguard, the man is looking for help.
She flogged a few bits of skincare and whitening strips to pay her bar tab, pretended at the first location a boat had been arranged to get them to the next island, when the reality was the hotel was desperate to offload the freeloaders and gathered at the quayside to ensure they actually left, they were not waving they were giving them the finger.
The content has been dire, even the most basic of IG normal people are giving the most beautiful Maldives content, we got from Yawna – Sky TV, yep you heard it correctly, Sky TV
So to get in to the spirit of Maldives she sleeps most of the day, drinking the local cocktail Coke Zero and shows us a close up of her sun damaged face and refuses to swim. Slapping on fake tan as the Maldives sun is clearly not good enough to give her a glow up, the poor staff must think she’s been shitting the bed with all the tan stains on the sheets.
Her prison cell (hut on stilts) is surrounded by warm waters, sod that she says and stays inside scrolling on her phone avoiding having to talk to the Raisin, well they have nothing to say to each other. Daily room tours with a room that is funnily enough immaculate no personal stuff anywhere and re-loading stories from previous days, she even boring herself with her own content.
After we said they needed to explore, so the next day they explored but after 1 min of walking got the poor porter to pick them up, a 30 min walk was too much for her trotter feet.
After we said they are not talking, the next day to convince us she is in a relationship a tickle feet situation appeared, as a group of TiTs we vomited a collectively, no one needs to know about their non-existent sex life.
She knows this holiday was a massive mistake and is desperately trying to make out it’s the best ever, when we and everyone else can see she hates it, hates the Raisin and wants to be back standing outside Chanel in London
Let me guess the next chapter – arrive at Horsham Height, straight to a London rental, Cecconi’s and Chanel
Season 31 starting now……
and cheers to us all for full house bingo 
Brilliant intro, thanks Pinky….2 more days of this bore and she’ll be back at her next least favourite place HH.
what the actual 
