This will be short and sweet, because in terms of dullness, repetition and lack of creativity, Lorna has excelled herself. And if we’re honest, it’s probably the only area of life in which she excels.
She’s definitely a ‘ bare minimum” kind of girl.
Since getting back from the Maldives, Lorna has retained her status of being the most un-influential influencer in influence land.
She bobbed over to Paris, and stopped in the same place she’s stayed before.
She went to Venice, seemingly upgraded, and surprisingly, went to a place she’s stayed before.
She came back from Venice and went to the fashion awards in London with her Grandad… and…. yep.. stayed in a place she’s stayed before.
Now, there was a random trip to the Fish Hotel allegedly invited by Aurelia, however as you’d expect from the laziest human in the world, Lorna's entire review of this trip was to very generously mention the facial once, but the over riding sentiment was that she was drunk and needed Greggs sausage rolls to recover. Class.
She’s also knocked out another 2 God-awful collections that no one wants and no one will ever wear. More “ sweats” and more absolutely diabolical “ Christmas” dressy-up-tit which included one of the most hideous green dresses ever seen in the modern world.
Other than that, same tit different day.
Same lies, same “jokes”, same music, same repeated use of old pictures, same laziness, same filters, same shilling of iconic and teeth whitening crap, same shameful promotion of Phillip Kingsley (whilst tucking the hair extensions in to her jumper) same non disclosure of brand relationships/ads - (Diet Coke anyone?) and of course she’s still trying to make the Old raisin happen. Still pretending he’s some sort of comedic genius, when the reality is he’s just a bit of a predatory weirdo.
Oh and no sighting or mention of Boo the dog.
I guess Christmas could bring some low level entertainment in the form of “hilarious japes and scenes” involving John covertly moving a bauble on a tree that looks like it died in 1863.
We can also look forward to her pretending to buy lots of presents for friends she doesn’t have, but mainly it will be Lorna perving at herself in a variety of bobble hats, interspersed between getting absolutely paralytic on nasty French rose, sitting in cafes in London, sitting in the Bentley pretending she’s going somewhere and reminding everyone she once had a job as cabin crew.
Thanks to @YetAnotherObsessionx for the thread title !
She’s definitely a ‘ bare minimum” kind of girl.
Since getting back from the Maldives, Lorna has retained her status of being the most un-influential influencer in influence land.
She bobbed over to Paris, and stopped in the same place she’s stayed before.
She went to Venice, seemingly upgraded, and surprisingly, went to a place she’s stayed before.
She came back from Venice and went to the fashion awards in London with her Grandad… and…. yep.. stayed in a place she’s stayed before.
Now, there was a random trip to the Fish Hotel allegedly invited by Aurelia, however as you’d expect from the laziest human in the world, Lorna's entire review of this trip was to very generously mention the facial once, but the over riding sentiment was that she was drunk and needed Greggs sausage rolls to recover. Class.
She’s also knocked out another 2 God-awful collections that no one wants and no one will ever wear. More “ sweats” and more absolutely diabolical “ Christmas” dressy-up-tit which included one of the most hideous green dresses ever seen in the modern world.
Other than that, same tit different day.
Same lies, same “jokes”, same music, same repeated use of old pictures, same laziness, same filters, same shilling of iconic and teeth whitening crap, same shameful promotion of Phillip Kingsley (whilst tucking the hair extensions in to her jumper) same non disclosure of brand relationships/ads - (Diet Coke anyone?) and of course she’s still trying to make the Old raisin happen. Still pretending he’s some sort of comedic genius, when the reality is he’s just a bit of a predatory weirdo.
Oh and no sighting or mention of Boo the dog.
I guess Christmas could bring some low level entertainment in the form of “hilarious japes and scenes” involving John covertly moving a bauble on a tree that looks like it died in 1863.
We can also look forward to her pretending to buy lots of presents for friends she doesn’t have, but mainly it will be Lorna perving at herself in a variety of bobble hats, interspersed between getting absolutely paralytic on nasty French rose, sitting in cafes in London, sitting in the Bentley pretending she’s going somewhere and reminding everyone she once had a job as cabin crew.
Thanks to @YetAnotherObsessionx for the thread title !
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let's hope she actually 'does something' worth discussing soon 
She hates her range as much as we do 
