Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
Congratulations go to @DandyLion for the thread title nomination with the most votes although I’m not sure what the origin story of the words is.Please make yourself known, we have a juice bottle of diluted coal tar soap for you each. Or straggly fridge veg brown soup. IDK it doesn’t say on the...
Congratulations to @Adayinthelife for the thread title! 🎉 and to @Walkdengirl and @Thank(space)you for the nomination. Your collective prize: a bottle each of Jack’s bubble bath (do not apply it to bare skin).
Recap of last thread
She’s telling her story AGAIN. This time in The House.
Who’s...
Congratulations to @hollowhusk for the sentiments and @Sideboard Bob for the nomination for thread title! 🎉 Your joint prize: you get to be brand ambassadors for Bécheval. Mmm, so creamy, it must be horse.
Recap of last thread
She appears to have been as sloppy as her food and MAY have...
Congratulations to @Ellabella for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: You must eat these. Whatever the hell they are.
Recap of last thread:
1. She called someone a prune. Hope she means the Del Monte type.
2. She made some prune buns that appear to be iced with sausage fat and bacon dripping.
3...
Welcome to thread 147 🎉 named by @TheDragonWithAFlagon who thriftily decanted the words of the PR dept at Linda McCartney (RIP) and with an amazing 119 votes!
Your prize is an extension on your book submission deadline (again).
In our last thread-
1 The canal still love a tune. Write some...
Congratulations to @heretoreaditall2019 for the words, and dear heart @Pocahontas for nominating them, over 60 votes!
An exclusive never-before-seen video of how to make Linda’s meatballs in a dry yet sloppy orzo is on it’s way to you.
In our last thread:-
1. Linda McCartney took a leaf out of...
Congratulations to @GoLando for the thread title! 🎉 your prize: you get to taste test Jack’s tinned mandarin dish.
Did she submit her book? it’s a mystery.
Some old Diva articles about Jack were shared by @discolisa
It was a tense race, but mandarins took the lead in her hot poll.
SB came...
Congrats to @TurnedUpInTipp for the title - your prize is a tin of pineapple chunks with the ringpull torn off.
In our last thread...
New to Jack's chaos? Check the Tattle wiki!
Edit: Sorry @HotesTilaire, didn't mean to steal your new thread thunder!
Congratulations to @MooBelle for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: Jack needs a new admin assistant (preferably one with hands).
She continues to anger vegans and she continues to offend with ill thought out posts on Twitter.
Clock’s ticking for her book deadline, but bae still managed to catch...
To anyone concerned about the title - it's a quote from a tweet she posted where she said one of her friends calls her an 'honorary Unt' (cross between aunt and uncle!)
Edit: forgot to add credit for the title in a very meta twist.
words - @Jack_M
nomination - @Boyo @ComeForTheX StayForTheY...
Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob for posting the viggle receipt and @lilamay for nominating the words!
A brilliant prize for you both- I’ve named you and thanked you publicly on this thread, and I will probably never send you a signed copy once it’s finished.
In our last thread, Jack made...
Congratulations to @PoorPatrol for the words and @waffle maker for the nomination! 🎉 Your joint prize: you’ve got to eat those balls.
Recap of thread #139
1. She knitted herself a shredded wheat big enough to feed everyone.
2. Welcome to Jack’s spa, where you will be treated to a bath full of...
Another thread title for @SoulRebel 🎉 you’re on a roll! And credit to @ReginaPhalangee for the words. Your joint prize: a chance to submit your best frugal tips to Jack’s latest quixotic opus (fee/credit: none whatsoever).
Recap of thread #138
She continued to be a point of contention on the...
Congratulations to this trio of floofles: @jenny2603 @gracebevsescapingboobs and @SoulRebel for the thread title! 🎉 your prize: a bowl of the curried rice creation. It’s like gravel in a bowl.
Recap of thread #137
Hot Take Jack says those tiktok quesadillas aren’t much cop.
SB drew a...
Thanks to @colouredlines, @SoulRebel and @jenny2603 for the title components!
Edit: And now @CabalofBolorneaise too! Mods changed the thread title 🤷♀️
In our last thread...
- Jack told the Guardian that The Letter was a bit shit really
- Letter-writing campaigns are only good when Jack...
Congratulations to this terrible little trio for the thread title: @BobRob @SoulRebel and @kachoochoo ! 🎉 Your collective prize: a plate of Jack’s vegan sausage surprise.
Recap of thread #135
Jack made a beautiful vegan meal as part of her Linda McCartney collab.
Roadside Mum softly, gently...
Congratulations to @Petelgeuse for the thread title! 🎉 your prize: a new job as Jack’s spin doctor. Do you possess hands?
Recap of thread #134
She forgot about her Thunderclap. Not great for the founder.
‘I mean my god if I was contracted to do a job and only completed a quarter of it I...
Congratulations to @TheDragonWithAFlagon for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: Jack’s lunch.
Recap of thread #133
Jack made herself something indeterminable on rice.
She whatsapped Marcus so he didn’t have to pay to read The Times.
She was ‘fucking shaking with anger’.
Roadside Mum didn’t seem...
Congratulations to @Terrible for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: one used, slightly soiled Mary Poppins costume.
Recap of thread #131
Inserting herself into Roadside Mum’s story made her so BUSY. She stayed up until 3am, had ‘hundreds’ of messages in her inbox and gained over 20,000 new...
Thanks to @BlendedSlop for the thread title and the many lovely fraus who nominated it.
In our last thread...
- Jack cleaned her kitchen! Unfortunately her nails still contain half a compost heap.
- The shitty bungalow was infested with ghosts.
- She got back on her "tea in risotto" bullshit...
Congratulations to @Walkdengirl for the words and @waffle maker for the nomination! 🎉 A joint thread title effort. Your prize: a baggy each of the scrap stock.
Recap of thread #129
She was so happy and proud about Thunderclap.
Earworm Jack woz ere.
Plant Jack was ‘too shy’ to contact James...
Congratulations to @blurstoftimes for the thread title! 🎉. A whopping 135 reactions last time I checked. You know what this means. You’ve gone viral.
Recap of thread #128
No furlough, Jack cry. What a sad little face.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Marcus.
Her begging hour drew...
Congratulations to @Walkdengirl for the words and @Alansbigplate for the nomination of them! Your prize: a sharing platter of Jack’s peanut butter and Bombay Bad Boy delight.
Recap of thread #127
It’s ‘not her job to provide the answers, it’s her job to provide recipes for beans’.
Oh, yay...
Congratulations to @MooBelle for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a can opener (and a ring pull tin of your choice).
Recap of thread #126
She started the new year at her desk, by the [electric] fire, wishing for furious cats.
Counting Crows Jack came to stay.
Cooper the cat sat on her first...