Jack Monroe #150 Haven’t you got peas to discuss?

[Pocahontas]

Congratulations to @Adayinthelife for the thread title! and to @Walkdengirl and @Thank(space)you for the nomination. Your collective prize: a bottle each of Jack’s bubble bath (do not apply it to bare skin).

Recap of last thread

1. She’s telling her story AGAIN. This time in The House.
2. Who’s that behind the door? Louisa Compton’s jacket in da bungalow.
3. She cooked some jackfruit with some ‘sneaky greens’ dust. Beautiful. All washed down with bottled bin juice.
4. The mystery of what was baking in the oven was finally revealed. Worth the wait, I’m sure you’ll agree.
5. Hear ye, she’s renouncing the cooking bacon.
6. She was angry, and also ‘fragile round the edges’.
7. Come onnn, just cancel her already (since deleted).
8. She also gave it some to a lesser followed viggle on the Linda McCartney Instagram page. Please leave her alone.
9. But look, here’s dinner.
10. New to Jack? Check out the wiki at the top of the page.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Seriously. I first ate veggie bacon in the early nineties. Where do these people live?

 

[Silver Linings]

Insta blurb.

 

[Adayinthelife]

Woo! My first thread title. I’m so honoured (unfortunately have to share that with the dear viggle who coined it)

 

[Orphan_Black]

That veggie bacon is for former meat eaters who miss the real stuff. It looks disgusting to me.

 

[Adayinthelife]

At least veggie sausages kind of make sense because it’s the shape. I don’t get veggie bacon at all

 

[DandyLion]

The only problem with threatening libel is that it ain’t libel if it’s true... and the Viggles are only repeating what Jack said in posts on her social media and just because she’s now deleted many of them, doesn’t mean they weren’t posted, or that receipts aren’t out there.

If Jack were a sensible person, this would be a wake up call and going forward, she would not make the same mistakes again. However, back in reality Jack is... well... Jack I seriously doubt that any changes to her behaviour or social media use will be made.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I tried fake bacon in the 90s it was disgusting. I also tried fake chicken nuggets which were grim. Somebody did pass comment that perhaps because I hated bacon and chicken when I tried them, it would make sense that I would hate the fakes.
Isn’t the hummus with meat on more of a Muslim thing and isn’t it ground lamb?
Like hummus with fake bacon is a new level of intersectional cultural appropriation my head hurts now. Bacon isn’t even taste the same it’s a very bacon flavour. Garlic bacon?
@waffle maker do you know what I mean about ground lamb hummus or am I imagining

Edit- made no bloody sense

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Congratulations to @Adayinthelife for the thread title! and to @Walkdengirl and @Thank(space)you for the nomination. Your collective prize: a bottle each of Jack’s bubble bath (do not apply it to bare skin).

Congratulations all round! And brilliant recap as always @Pocahontas !

Jack’s “ongoing long term #ad partnership“ with Del Monte is getting to me.
I’ve got Man On The Moon by REM stuck in my head, but it‘s going “if you believe, they put a flan on the prune”. I’m sure this is NOT what Michael Stipe would have wanted.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

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Insta blurb.

100% vegan? Then I guess she must have used vegan cheese, and if she did, she should SAY so.

Also, (having eaten jackfruit and its even stinkier cousin durian) jackfruit is very soft and mushy so why by all that’s holy would you put it in a slow cooker? (Silly me, to render it into uterus slop of course!)

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Reductarian.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Congratulations to @Adayinthelife for the thread title! and to @Walkdengirl and @Thank(space)you for the nomination. Your collective prize: a bottle each of Jack’s bubble bath (do not apply it to bare skin).

Recap of last thread

1. She’s telling her story AGAIN. This time in The House.
2. Who’s that behind the door? Louisa Compton’s jacket in da bungalow.
3. She cooked some jackfruit with some ‘sneaky greens’ dust. Beautiful. All washed down with bottled bin juice.
4. The mystery of what was baking in the oven was finally revealed. Worth the wait, I’m sure you’ll agree.
5. Hear ye, she’s renouncing the cooking bacon.
6. She was angry, and also ‘fragile round the edges’.
7. Come onnn, just cancel her already (since deleted).
8. She also gave it some to a lesser followed viggle on the Linda McCartney Instagram page. Please leave her alone.
9. But look, here’s dinner.
10. New to Jack! Check out the wiki at the top of the page.

I'm so happy this is the thread title. I regret to inform you that due to my SEVERELY OUCHY PSORIASIS which is worse than anyone else's, ever, I cannot partake in use of the prize. Instead, I will sell it along with my used light bulbs (lamps?!) to raise money for my forever home because I'm POOR.

*rattles tip jar*


Now duck off 🤍

 

[MarthaFarkus]

“Christ, cats on Eastenders. How long ago was that? Was that pre-pandemic? Feels like that long ago.”
Soz @Boyo I don’t know if cross posting is a thing but this was about the 95/96 season (not sure why I used a football analogy there) The Drama channel is showing 1996 episodes at the moment and Arthur has just died

 

[kachoochoo]

I'm not even a vegetarian and I've had veggie bacon. that squiggle's just out to stir

 

[Adayinthelife]

A reductarian?!!! Wtf??? Omg Jack is going to appropriate that now aren’t they?
(not a vegan, not veggie, am consciously trying to reduce meat consumption and eat more ‘ethically’, def not a reductarian)

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

To the squig who asked about detesting meat:

(Edited for a better screenshot)

 

[Ellabella]

The thing is, she's saying she can't please everyone, whilst at the same time now trying desperately to please vegans, with her recent rediscovery of 100% vegan ingredients. It's tragic and so transparent.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Where do these people live?

We’ve seen their bread, I’m guessing...

 

[ThriftStoreLeCreuset]

Reductarian.

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Reductarian? Stfu. Also, vegan doesn't need to include jackfruit and replicas of animal products. It can be much more affordable than omniverous eating. But all you rational people get that and understand that cheap meat and dairy is cheap because it's based in torture.