Emmylou Loves #28 Equestrian Shrek, what the heck, EL's Swim School all hands on deck. Need a new man

[SnarkyTart]

Thank you @YankeeRoo for our 28th thread title

THE BALI EMAIL HAS ARRIVED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Grab ya Canasten and a box of Cheezels, put your feet up on your second (or third?) hand recliner and get comfy. The Emmylou Shitshow rolls on!

Edit: fricken hell....the title was so good but I had to shorten and it's left off henpeck. Mods, can we fix it? Or did I just have one job to do and I stepped dogshit?

 

[villanellebaby]

Here for the new thread!

 

[makeitstop]

Ring a ding ding this is going to be fun thank you for the new thread.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

The way certain activities have “with Emmylou” specified is a dead giveaway that Emmylou has no intention of staying with them or participating in basically any of this

 

[Scaredweirdlittleguy]

$2500 - $4300 not including flights? And I assume EmmyLou isn’t staying in either villa if beach walks and goal planning sessions are special?

Fucken lol at the dickeheads who sign up. They deserve what they get.

The way certain activities have “with Emmylou” specified is a dead giveaway that Emmylou has no intention of staying with them or participating in basically any of this

Snap!

 

[suelynqueen]

The way certain activities have “with Emmylou” specified is a dead giveaway that Emmylou has no intention of staying with them or participating in basically any of this

I agree, it seems clear that she won’t be staying in the villa with them. I wonder if she will answer truthfully if and when someone asks this question.

 

[makeitstop]

GOAL SETTING WITH EMMYLOU, this has to be one of the funniest things
I have read in my life I almost want to book just to experience GOAL SETTING WITH EMMYLOU

 

[Esme Watson]

The way certain activities have “with Emmylou” specified is a dead giveaway that Emmylou has no intention of staying with them or participating in basically any of this

I had this EXACT thought. I wonder how they determined how much these super exciting activities cost?

 

[Icantlookaway]

Thanks @YankeeRoo & @SnarkyTart for the new thread and title!
Now taking bets on how long it will take to roll through this thread now the 'Experience' email is hot off the press

 

[SnarkyTart]

Here for the new thread!

Thank you Villanellebaby for providing us with all the gory details

 

[Limpy Love]

Add the cost of flights, travel insurance, drinks, shopping and anything else you want to spend money on and it would have to be the most expensive Bali holiday EVER.

WHO WOULD SPEND THAT SORT OF MONEY FOR A BUNK BED

 

[emmygluewho]

This absolute dogshit trip includes NOTHING!!??

I go to Bali LOTS! This is bleeping hilarious. 4K!? Not including flights!? Ya absolutely kidding!? I wouldn’t blast that in a month in Bali! And I spend!

 

[cheezelfingers]

anyone who signs up to this “experience” needs to take a serious look at their bleeping lives.

Goal setting with emmylou is hilarious. “How to build a successful career as a tv presenter” oh wait, that was a fail so I’m a sell out influencer even though I said I don’t accept gifts.

 

[YankeeRoo]

Thank you @YankeeRoo for our 28th thread title

THE BALI EMAIL HAS ARRIVED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Grab ya Canasten and a box of Cheezels, put your feet up on your second (or third?) hand recliner and get comfy. The Emmylou Shitshow rolls on!

Edit: fricken hell....the title was so good but I had to shorten and it's left off henpeck. Mods, can we fix it? Or did I just have one job to do and I stepped dogshit?

Wooohoo!!

 

[emmygluewho]

anyone who signs up to this “experience” needs to take a serious look at their bleeping lives.

Goal setting with emmylou is hilarious. “How to build a successful career as a tv presenter” oh wait, that was a fail so I’m a sell out influencer even though I said I don’t accept gifts.

Hahaha 'Goals with Emmy Lou'

This flog doesn't stick to something for more than 25 bleeping minutes.

 

[Esme Watson]

Did lose my tit at this latest Insta story. Stretched photo or non photoshopped photo?

 

[Michy02]

BOMBIES.2

 

[Broken Veneers]

My"friend" Nadia Bartel also got the email (US date and time stamped)

 

[Super Cute]

Thank you @YankeeRoo for our 28th thread title

THE BALI EMAIL HAS ARRIVED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Grab ya Canasten and a box of Cheezels, put your feet up on your second (or third?) hand recliner and get comfy. The Emmylou Shitshow rolls on!

Edit: fricken hell....the title was so good but I had to shorten and it's left off henpeck. Mods, can we fix it? Or did I just have one job to do and I stepped dogshit?

You’re the bloody best Snarky

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Fresh bombies!!!

 

[SnarkyTart]

Wooohoo!!

I'm so sorry Yankee I butchered your brilliant title.