Leila Stead #5 ding dong has lasted longer than the last thread, guess we can assume the rabbit is dead

[J0J0]

Almost time for a new thread - any name suggestions?

How about:
Tarah’s a joke - she’s lost her bloke, and faked a BigW stroke. Must be time for a bunion soak.

 

[muchsmartmanybrain]

Hey tarah. Guess what happened to me this morning. I just got my nursing degree. Yep. Crazy I know. Single mum left pregnant and still managed to do something to benefit my child. Crazy thought hey

 

[saltlamp]

Literally all I can think about when she wears that fucking hat is the scene in Scary Movie 3 where the sheriff’s hat keeps getting bigger.

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

A more appropriate one would be “we were together. I delete the rest”

 

[Libertine]

Why she has to be told to "be a parent" - go to the school, set up a meeting with teachers, speak to the other parents...

~ anything for engagement ~

How would I handle this?

Firstly, I’d keep my daughter’s name and image off social media to reduce the chances of her being teased about anything in the public domain.

Then I suspect family therapy by a qualified psychologist would be beneficial for both Leila and Ever. Not a boss babe, life coach, divine feminine or snake oil salesman. A qualified psychologist.

Also, today as I finished my fourth meeting at my full time job that requires post graduate qualifications, I whispered to myself ‘You’ve got this, baby girl. This is your season.’

 

[saltlamp]

Almost reads like an ad for BigW!

“so many of you have been asking where I had my stroke”
“I’ve tagged them below” #stroke #sponsored

 

[itsnotaboutthepasta]

In loving memory of the season of Ding Dong.

May 1st 2022 - sometime in June 2022

I just can’t believe the psychic got it wrong

 

[saltlamp]

GOD so many things in this caption have me absolutely cackling. Being the mum who says “Yes, I’ve cleared my unemployed schedule and I can be there”. The throwing her mum under the bus for having to work. The thought of her waddling around telling the other kids how proud their parents would be of them (except not, I’m sure, those kids who bully Ever every time Leila needs some engagement). But maybe my favourite part is the teacher telling 6 year olds that “times have changed” HAHA. Like this isn’t the kindergarten of their youth anymore, where mums and dads didn’t have to work! Time to toughen up, Preppies. Luckily Leila is there for the little angels.
Everything she planned for is coming true!! Except the part where is married, has another baby, a successful business, and a home she owns. Lots of pastel cardigans, though. So proud.

 

[Funnystory123]

DingDong's ex wife must be pissing herself laughing.

Oh... trust me..she is...

 

[saltlamp]

Tarah describing herself in 5 words as “the sky”.

Why, ‘cause looks different in every fucking photo taken of it?

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

Oh GOD WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN?! Thankfully Leila will. I can just imagine Tarah swanning around the classroom in her copious amounts of pastel cardigans inappropriately worn with no bra, open to her belly button saying “oh darling, your mum can’t be here because she’s not a smart bizness woman and btw…is your Dad still married to your Mum?”

 

[saltlamp]

And we have come full circle. Allow the cycle to begin again

“Huge values misalignment” - oh no, maybe she found out he was vaccinated.

 

[showinguphere]

Is she really though?? She loves to exaggerate, and flatout lie.

I want to see a photo of her in the hospital bed, and date stamped.

I don't feel wish ill health on anyone either, and I hope there's nothing really wrong. But when you lie and gaslight people so much, it's your own fault if people don't believe you.

same- believe it when I see it. If she is- she doesn’t deserve to be there after all the harm she did during covid.

Name me one business that uses Instagram to tell clients news rather than send out an email.
It is so egotistical to think people are watching your stories.
Imagine saying to a disgruntled client that had shown up for a sunrise shoot -“oh- didn’t you catch my Instagram story?”.

Let’s face it- she has no clients booked.

 

[WellAndWealthyBossBabe]

JC…how much womb cleansing does this woman need? What’s she storing in there? Her first boyfriend’s rejection? Her unmet expectations? Her locker key from Year 8? An old chapstick? I wonder if men can get testicle cleansing? I bet they store a lot of rage in there, particularly now that women don’t want to put up with their shit.

 

[Libertine]

Ever with the burn

The Ever Files: Things That Never Happened.

 

[saltlamp]

Tarah baby girl, this is an awful lot of stories to say “I got dumped on my ass”.

You know what they say - “pride comes before a fall”. Or is it “don’t put all your tampons in one basket”?

 

[saltlamp]

“I’m not a teacher’ I thought”

Um Leila you’re also not a photographer, jewellery designer, doula, mentor, interior designer, flight attendant or boss babe.

 

[shortpoppysyndrome]

Liela you are flawed not because of your relationship breakdowns but because of the same shit different relationship cycle that you never learn from. You find a guy and you are the relationship expert, flaunting how wonderful and better than everyone else you are because you have a man. The relationship breaks down because you’re a cunt. You do a dirty delete, then come on Insta playing the victim, preaching how strong you are and these men don’t deserve you. The worst is you expose your daughter to it all, not caring about the impact of playing happy nuclear families with all these different men could have on her.

 

[itsnotaboutthepasta]

 

[saltlamp]

Why does she insist on starting every “poem” with “And”. Every single one.

Also how does she expect to find “a love she was never looking for” when all she fucking does is look for love. You should be looking for a JOB and a THERAPIST.