It does. They act like the perfect couple that everyone wants to be but in reality he’s gay, she’s deluded and they’re always arguing.That is quite a difference! It really does show the difference between how they want to be perceived and how they actually interact and behave.
I'm useless at spotting lurkers/moleman accounts etc. You'll have to have a signal so you can let me in on it!!
"because she has no friends and can't afford a taxi"Only 4 pages in this time (I’m improving) and I have my #recap ready...
We started the thread with Oddbod staring intently at something he had never encountered before (sadly not written by Ross Kemp). We later saw he’d made it to the front page, but it may take him some time to complete.
The Miner has been at work again. Hot off the heels of the baby kick/fingering photo she has now plummeted even further sharing the delights of her “leaking milk” over their soiled bedsheetsThis raised some questions:
Is this normal for where she claims to be in her pregnancy?
Is she just on the beg for breast pads?
Has she just had a fake boob malfunction?
Are they going to change that filthy bedding or just take photos of it?
Will she start showing us other things we really, really do not want to see. Moleman please take note and rein her in.
Don’t think ‘The Miner’ as a nickname will take off but one that did tickle us all was shared by @Badirene - Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn
Not one to miss the opportunity to appear relevant and connected, she made a dubious claim about meeting the late Nikki Graeme. Sickening, just like claiming she was rushed to hospital because of a 3 day panic attack (which didn’t impact her ability to spend all day on Only Fans) when in fact she drove herself because she has no friends and can’t afford a taxi.
We’re still waiting for her to move to her amazing big house with a salon in her garden. Might it be money (her lack of) that is slowing things down? Or the fact she can’t be bothered to pay her parking fines which has caused her a spot of bother?
She had something done to her brows. They are hideous. So hideous they wanted to try and make a break for it - keep your eyes peeled on the skyline to see if they make an appearance. She’s also taken to photoshopping half her face off, is this the new height of alienchic?
She has loads of baby outfits from her constant begging. Matchy matchy polyester to look just like mummy, an impractical net curtain/doily number, doll toilet roll cover. Now not content with just getting free stuff, she actually expects people to pay her to receive it and post a picture. One problem Big Loz, you’re too lazy and stupid to record who sent stuff. You just lob it in a (hugely flammable) pile to soak up the delicious aroma of your flat: fag smoke, greasy food, and curry-powered farts.
She posed with her “basic” pram and showed off her MASSIVE clunge. She must have been having a nosy on here as the next time she posted a pic of her with the pram in the samecheap£75 jumpsuit (sizeXLmedium apparently) she had tried to smooth out her crotch.
Shortly after we were blessed with seeing Chaz looking completely deranged which confirmed the campaign to #freecharlie is much needed. It also spawned this absolute masterpiece by @Pom Bear
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@NinaStar90 found his doppelgänger and I nailed the reason the pram has come out of the cupboard so early when baybeh isn’t due until Jultember.
Wait a minute Scrunchies, could something momentous be on the horizon? It seems as though Oddbod might be coming off his meds after an eventful IG live in which he:
Called her out for using a filter (which she denied);
Said her roast dinners give him the shitsand he is forced to post photos of them;
Said she is a diva who spends all her time on IG but can’t use it properly. When she does she just looks at herself rather than looking at and responding to comments. Possibly because she struggles with reading (see article summary here).
There may be hope for yungboy Charlie after all. Perhaps he could get a job in Thriller in the West End?
. What a lovely little laugh to wake up to!!!I'm not a trashy zeleb/chav/Ned/arsehole so I have no knowledge of what one uses highly flammable environment destroying ""lanterns" to symbolise, so I googled it.It seems that originally they are used in certain cultures to symbolise a soul leaving the earth. However in the past year they have become popular to use during Gender Reveal parties in certain parts of America due to a Pinterest Post. ( I hope you can hear my eyes rolling into the back of my head)
If she continues to sell her underwear she could gift him her old bras , cut the straps off , make excellent knee pads for his carpet fitting save his knees for his "other profession"Well don't forget he's on his hands and knees all day, he might have a little sideline going 'while he's down there'
Afternoon all
I won't! I know soon life is going to get super busy but I will be here!! I have so much to do this week is a study week then I move. It all feels so BIG but it's all going to be great. Also on Monday is the anniversary of My Mums death so that's my dark day I have to go out on my bike to the Loch and just be alone. It's all happening at once.You better bleddy not be too busy to pop in young lady
. Cant keep up with you lot. Pasta bake without the pasta and still much better than anything b.l produces I bet. 265 your dinner sounds amazing and I dont even eat meat. I see her private insta didnt last long. I agree that for Chaz to say that about someone's stitches, be it grimy KP or not, is disgusting. And in a boastful way 
. I forget that happened. Maybe he is this vile, fame whoring, man after all. And all the gushing loving posts are written by big lozzer
this one?
. Her kid will be like. Momma who dat bitch with my pretend daddy.
Haha remember that time she pretended to climb that mountain. It was during one of her juicing phases I believe. The following week she posted a photo in England with a similar tale showing a view and saying she had been hiking. Someone on the DM pointed out to her that the view was actually a look out point and the photo had been taken from the car park of said look out point
how can you be such a liar who lies constantly and still be utter shit at it!
Her man certainly does...
It would be Big Loz instead of Big Brother.
Don’t forget how she pretends that she gets so many questions about her recipes.Big Loz finks she’s a worldie and that her folloers (BOTS) want advice from a young gel (mid 30’s woman) on hiw to get strong or mines and fings!
#freecharlie
Yet, I think his grid says otherwise. He loves himself and has a shit load of selfies up (odd for a man I have to say, what a turnoff) so I think he loves the camera and attention but make out he doesn’t by eye rolling or coming across like she’s doing his head in. Personally I think he is thirsty, full on fucking parched actually. Desperate to be famous.
I bet she takes his phone and edits everything he posts. I also guarantee she waits until he's asleep uses his finger to unlock his phone and goes through everything he does. Hopefully he's got a burner phone stashed in some socks in a drawer.
“Didn’t get a change”A roast roast
I thought that was Lauren with a vacuum pipe up Chaz's backside while his bending over
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Picking up on that drivel, she was quoted as saying " no amount of money or career' would be worth leaving her baby with a stranger"Found this article in the archive. So after reading this and how she states she will "never change her mind" Big Loz is now retiring from public life to be a stay at home Mum.
Lauren Goodger causes uproar when she slams parents for going back to work
LAUREN Goodger caused an uproar when she slammed parents who use childminder.www.ok.co.uk
Shit with sugar on. That's what my mam used to say when we were kids and she was sick of us askingWonder what the Beggy Mitchells will be asking for for their tea tonight?
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