Lauren Goodger #24 Clunge and Plunge sitting in a tree B . E . G . G . I . N . G

[Katie8ee]

Here we go! Well it's 2am and i just woke up to the cat throwing up violent fur balls and saw the Captain had asked me to do this so excuse if this is nonsensical .

Congratulations @Pearshaped on a fantastic new thread title. Big Loz has been in hiding since her and Charlie (#freecharlie) had a bit of "banter" on Instagram Live which was basically him telling her she's an idiot. Moleman has been working overtime on the various articles of lies floating about and by the looks of it Lauliè should be with us any day now.

Hopefully we should get a @Clickbait recap to sum up all the latest exploits!. As you were!

 

[Facehugger]

Thank you Vice Captain Katie for starting the new thread for us and well done @Pearshaped for a fab title

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Here we go! Well it's 2am and i just woke up to the cat throwing up violent fur balls and saw the Captain had asked me to do this so excuse if this is nonsensical .

Congratulations @Pearshaped on a fantastic new thread title. Big Loz has been in hiding since her and Charlie (#freecharlie) had a bit of "banter" on Instagram Live which was basically him telling her she's an idiot. Moleman has been working overtime on the various articles of lies floating about and by the looks of it Lauliè should be with us any day now.

Hopefully we should get a @Clickbait recap to sum up all the latest exploits!. As you were!

Great work for 2 am. If it was me all you lot would have got was “Thread open duck off Lauren you bleep”.

 

[Blowup80]

Poor @Clickbait. Fritzel has just recovered off doing the last recap. Too busy putting dead locks on cupboards!!

 

[Clickbait]

Poor @Clickbait. Fritzel has just recovered off doing the last recap. Too busy putting dead locks on cupboards!!

Yep, was Googling basement conversions when I realised the new thread had been created. Thanks @Katie8ee for doing the honours, I had an early night. I will get my recap sorted today

 

[Blowup80]

Yep, was Googling basement conversions when I realised the new thread had been created. Thanks @Katie8ee for doing the honours, I had an early night. I will get my recap sorted today

I'll do it for you pet

Recap
Lozza is still a twit.

The end.

 

[JakeM]

I'll do it for you pet

Recap
Lozza is still a twit.

The end.

A twit in a fake relationship. Oh, and she’s pregnant. Not sure if she’s mentioned it.

 

[geordiegirl]

Ooh she’s been up early this morning! Unusual for her but then I guess there’s money in it... take it she doesn’t talk as she has the most boring voice ever

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Ooh she’s been up early this morning! Unusual for her but then I guess there’s money in it... take it she doesn’t talk as she has the most boring voice ever

She probably gets Chaz do to the talking for her. He’s good talking to them dirty horny lads.

 

[liar liar]

So glad that clunge made it to a thread head! Cheers @Pearshaped and ta muchly @Katie8ee - do you recycle the furballs?

 

[Pearshaped]

So glad that clunge made it to a thread head! Cheers @Pearshaped and ta muchly @Katie8ee - do you recycle the furballs?

Clunge is just the best word

 

[Katie8ee]

So glad that clunge made it to a thread head! Cheers @Pearshaped and ta muchly @Katie8ee - do you recycle the furballs?

How would one recycle furballs . Where is all the chat today lads? I'm on a four hour Microsoft teams lecture and I have 100% zoned out.

 

[liar liar]

How would one recycle furballs . Where is all the chat today lads? I'm on a four hour Microsoft teams lecture and I have 100% zoned out.

You could make them into little pom poms for knitted hats? Affix them to tea cosies or gloves maybe?

 

[Katie8ee]

You could make them into little pom poms for knitted hats? Affix them to tea cosies or gloves maybe?

I watched a documentary about a cat lady and she kept them all in a big box and when the cats were out playing she would take the fur balls out and sniff them and stroke them.

These are more Dreamie entangled spewie fur balls, no one wants that on a tea cosy.

 

[JakeM]

Sloth must be in bed. Probably still in a mood. We’ve normally got multiple stories by now talking about baybeh gel.

 

[MunHun]

“Well what it is yeah, my Prince Charles woz just avin a moment playing up to the camera, and he started getting lippy didn’t he? Well all these obsessed woman think he proper hates me yeah but that’s not the case he woz just larking about for the camera like when he makes gay porn with his friends in the shower yeah. It’s not real loife it’s pretend like my photos. I wish everyone wuv just forget about it now so I can move on from it like I did Mark Wright”

 

[liar liar]

I watched a documentary about a cat lady and she kept them all in a big box and when the cats were out playing she would take the fur balls out and sniff them and stroke them.

These are more Dreamie entangled spewie fur balls, no one wants that on a tea cosy.

You don't have to tell people what they are made from... in fact, couldn't clunge & plunge do with some nice knitted hats?

 

[Blowup80]

You don't have to tell people what they are made from... in fact, couldn't clunge & plunge do with some nice knitted hats?

They could do with a wash, a stylist and a bleeping personality!

 

[JakeM]

They could do with a wash, a stylist and a bleeping personality!

Don’t forget a healthy meal. They’ve had more takeaways in this past year than I have in my life and I’m 25.

“Well what it is yeah, my Prince Charles woz just avin a moment playing up to the camera, and he started getting lippy didn’t he? Well all these obsessed woman think he proper hates me yeah but that’s not the case he woz just larking about for the camera like when he makes gay porn with his friends in the shower yeah. It’s not real loife it’s pretend like my photos. I wish everyone wuv just forget about it now so I can move on from it like I did Mark Wright”

Loife

 

[Chi4]

Oh chunky spunky sink boy is now threatening people with lawyers

Ooh she’s been up early this morning! Unusual for her but then I guess there’s money in it... take it she doesn’t talk as she has the most boring voice ever

God knows what Miss blobby is doing on that