Lauren Goodger #23 Chaz and Loz wasting time at A&E. Chaz just wants to be set free.

[265]

But she didn’t even make it today according the date on the pic

Well she's only asking her fans IF she should cook a roast today and the votes say yes.

 

[Blowup80]

I'm having a roast chicken dinner today, just thought you scrunchies wanted to know.

I like your mam's dinners so I will be expecting a picture!

Ok Lauren you cooked a roast chicken. You're in your mid thirties. Grow the duck up, you ain't no Nigella. Stop trying to make it happen.

I was making toad in the hole and shepherds or at 13/14 when my parents were working. I read the readers Digest recipe book, didn't always work at first but I tried. She's 31 for gods sake!

 

[Orangeinessex]

So

Welcome to #23 and well done Blowup80 for the most excellent thread title.
I have to admit there were a couple of good suggestions that would have
worked perfectly.


Congratulations to Kate8ee for getting a new job, I think I speak
for all the scrunchies, well done girl.

I do hope Pom will recover from her little injury Soon as possible, the thread just isn't the same.

In the news, OddBod went to A+E because he had an earache.... what a muppet, made us all laugh.

Loz wore an outfit, Chaz had a grope, the baby kicked, baby wants OUT!

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Carry On People.

Soz for being late to the party - why the fark does his hand need to be under her dress ? Everything she wears is as tight as a drum so am pretty sure they can both cop a feel of baybeh's first tapdance from the outside of her snazzy outfit.

Its like some sort of soft OF intro - hey guuuuuyz - mesSage me n lEt me no what u Wannah c mE do nXt.

 

[Notredamn]

I really must keep up with these threads! That photo of Chas staring blankly at his new bookie wookie I thought it said 'written by Ross Kemp' as well- the tough guy SAS approach to fatherhood

I've had three babies and my milk didn't even come in until 3 days after birth, it's usually colostrum before that point. I reckon there's been some er, twiddling going on to get that big puddle on their bedsheets! what am I even saying. What have I been brought to. That photo was definitely for the kink fans' benefit, why else would she even post that.

 

[minnietheminx]

Oh my she must be reading here I clicked no by the way is she trying to say she can also cook a chicken too

Here we go... did she ever even meet Nikki

She’s part of the problem that leads to eating disorders!
On another note, I bet that was a Sunday roast his mum cooked when she pretended it was hers, but the flower plates exposed her lies, again!

Well she's only asking her fans IF she should cook a roast today and the votes say yes.

I put NO!

 

[Laurst]

Let’s be honest it’s probably a ready to eat extra tasty number outta Asda

They are quite nice to be fair

 

[Caw1982]

I need to grow up, the pleasure of voting no to her “should she make her roast today” poll is pathetic.

 

[265]

I like your mam's dinners so I will be expecting a picture!

And here it is for your enjoyment sweetheart.

 

[Blowup80]

And here it is for your enjoyment sweetheart.

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Well Captain she's done it again. Beautiful

 

[NinaStar90]

There no way she cooked that today. She's taken a pic of someone else's roast from the last few months and posted it as if it's her's today.

 

[geordiegirl]

There no way she cooked that today. She's taken a pic of someone else's roast from the last few months and posted it as if it's her's today.

Aye the pics are from when she made her first ever roast () a couple of weeks ago and asking people if she should make another one today... please no

 

[SATCGOSS]

Aye the pics are from when she made her first ever roast () a couple of weeks ago and asking people if she should make another one today... please no

I’m glad she wasn’t eating it again today. It was bad enough knowing she devoured THAT many roasts last time.
I think she might have found a new job though... competitive eater she would put the man vs food hosts to shame

 

[Kittykat45]

Woah the boob leak threw me! I am the same amount pregnant she is, or maybe a week ahead and I’ve had no milk spillage at all! Maybe that’s a different kind of wet patch....

 

[265]

Now the question is what DID She have for dinner?

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

She will be away to her mates for a roast sure. That's why she was all done up and flicking her hair about a while ago

 

[265]

She will be away to her mates for a roast sure. That's why she was all done up and flicking her hair about a while ago

Which would indicate her asking the question of shall I cook a roast was JUST A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS! She probably had
no intention to cook anything at all.

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

Which would indicate her asking the question of shall I cook a roast was JUST A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS! She probably had
no intention to cook anything at all.

What?!? The yungel making up tit and posting nonsense for likes !? Surely not

 

[Whatstheteasis]

Woah the boob leak threw me! I am the same amount pregnant she is, or maybe a week ahead and I’ve had no milk spillage at all! Maybe that’s a different kind of wet patch....

You must not have strong ormones

They are quite nice to be fair

Definitely, I had one during the week but we’re not passing it off as an hours odds roasting job

 

[Noelc]

Two roast chicken dinners in a week , well maybe one today if the date is wrong and Chaz was definitely trying to find the Parson's Nose when he was fumbling around the polka dot garment she had on the other day .

 

[WordSalad]

Oh my she must be reading here I clicked no by the way is she trying to say she can also cook a chicken too

Here we go... did she ever even meet Nikki

'My roast'. You know, that fabulous spread she makes every week and much looked forward to by friends and family. Lozza dear, the first time in your 34 year life that you cooked a roast was a couple of weeks ago. Don't get too braggy.