Look on-line at supermarket recipes and buy the stoof! God is all so simple nowadays...It was still on her Amazon wish list earlier on together with an iPad and jewellery stuff. Beggy Mitchell
No disrespect to you Lozza but I would never want to be you with a paid for boyfriend and those hideous polyester outfits
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Who would want to be big Loz? Living on a wing and a prayer, begging things all the time, getting knocked up by a waiter at Sheesh who has aged 30 years since being told! Instead of a family she has Moleman laughing his toys off behind her back, Backgrid are her friends, who are probably compiling a retirement package of the real photos, and lastly, but by no means least, we have the fat werewolf pretend dad! Desperate for fame snd money, he has stone cold eyes, every day gathering evidence for the kiss and tell to the highest bidder to buy himself a house when the time comes! She canβt look after herself or even a dog, what chance does that poor baby have?It was still on her Amazon wish list earlier on together with an iPad and jewellery stuff. Beggy Mitchell
No disrespect to you Lozza but I would never want to be you with a paid for boyfriend and those hideous polyester outfits
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He wants it free, this is their code and shout out to the takeaways! Guaranteed they will get a gifted meal for tea!
Why doesnβt he ask Daddy Dishcloth or whatever heβs called? That was a short lived partnershipIt was still on her Amazon wish list earlier on together with an iPad and jewellery stuff. Beggy Mitchell
No disrespect to you Lozza but I would never want to be you with a paid for boyfriend and those hideous polyester outfits
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I don't think the sink was big enough for the two of them to 'wash up'Why doesnβt he ask Daddy Dishcloth or whatever heβs called? That was a short lived partnership
Maybe someone might remind her of that!!After how ungrateful the beggy witch was about the 'basic' pram she was given, I hope nobody gives her anything at all ever again!
I has jest put a bet on dee nags. I is going for big fat lady be coz I wrecken it will come in about 25th pelting it dear home strat and wherzin and dat. Innit. I wrecking Charlee bouy put a pound or 200 each way 2. Lolz innit.
What on earth has happened to his face? Who is this man? On the beg again standard Saturday for Blobby and SlobbyIt was still on her Amazon wish list earlier on together with an iPad and jewellery stuff. Beggy Mitchell
No disrespect to you Lozza but I would never want to be you with a paid for boyfriend and those hideous polyester outfits
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What a jarring question to ask 
an easy and nice meal? Ok so it's got to be within his capabilities but wouldn't most suggestions be 'nice' anyway? No one would reply to that with something really horrible like tit with sugar in would they
anyway like others have said, it's merely a freebie klaxon.
an easy and nice meal? Ok so it's got to be within his capabilities but wouldn't most suggestions be 'nice' anyway? No one would reply to that with something really horrible like tit with sugar in would they anyway like others have said, it's merely a freebie klaxon.
Pot Noodle not good enough for our Loz?
Do we think he can read? Perhaps an audiobook would have been more appropriate?
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I mean, if he needs his role stitched into his clothing, itβs not an unreasonable suggestion....
Pot noodles are banned in my world - Jersey boy cooks from scratch and I would have my belongings in a bin bag quicker than the time it takes to boil the kettle if Ibought one!!! Used to love them as a hangover cure before I met masterchef!!
Is he sat on the bog? Can't work it out!!
The Chaz pic thumbnail looks like a cigarette packet with a worded health warning lolIt was still on her Amazon wish list earlier on together with an iPad and jewellery stuff. Beggy Mitchell
No disrespect to you Lozza but I would never want to be you with a paid for boyfriend and those hideous polyester outfits
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xxI think I will make a note of that when I can make pics again
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Whatβs the bet half an hour later heβs still attempting to read the cover.
He should invest his time in working out how to read the paternity test results.
It's funny as fcuk but you are totally spot on with that observation.The Chaz pic thumbnail looks like a cigarette packet with a worded health warning lol
I think I will make a note of that when I can make pics again
It's possible.Is he sat on the bog? Can't work it out!!
Ha ha! I get what I'm given! Cooked twice in 19 years and one of those was a salad I cocked up !! When he moved in, he surveyed the kitchen and asked why there was a gap in the units- It was where the cooker was meant to be!! I'm a disaster domesticallyAh, food snob
Winner of the funniest thing I've read all day award.
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