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annabelle_bronstein
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Thread suggestion - Twelve months pregnant but wearing a Medium
please just give birth and end the tedium
please just give birth and end the tedium
Clickbait
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Only 4 pages in this time (I’m improving) and I have my #recap ready...
We started the thread with Oddbod staring intently at something he had never encountered before (sadly not written by Ross Kemp
). We later saw he’d made it to the front page, but it may take him some time to complete.
The Miner has been at work again. Hot off the heels of the baby kick/fingering photo she has now plummeted even further sharing the delights of her “leaking milk” over their soiled bedsheets
This raised some questions:
Is this normal for where she claims to be in her pregnancy?
Is she just on the beg for breast pads?
Has she just had a fake boob malfunction?
Are they going to change that filthy bedding or just take photos of it?
Will she start showing us other things we really, really do not want to see. Moleman please take note and rein her in.
Don’t think ‘The Miner’ as a nickname will take off but one that did tickle us all was shared by @Badirene - Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn
Not one to miss the opportunity to appear relevant and connected, she made a dubious claim about meeting the late Nikki Graeme. Sickening, just like claiming she was rushed to hospital because of a 3 day panic attack (which didn’t impact her ability to spend all day on Only Fans) when in fact she drove herself because she has no friends and can’t afford a taxi.
We’re still waiting for her to move to her amazing big house with a salon in her garden. Might it be money (her lack of) that is slowing things down? Or the fact she can’t be bothered to pay her parking fines which has caused her a spot of bother?
She had something done to her brows. They are hideous. So hideous they wanted to try and make a break for it - keep your eyes peeled on the skyline to see if they make an appearance. She’s also taken to photoshopping half her face off, is this the new height of alien
chic?
She has loads of baby outfits from her constant begging. Matchy matchy polyester to look just like mummy, an impractical net curtain/doily number, doll toilet roll cover. Now not content with just getting free stuff, she actually expects people to pay her to receive it and post a picture. One problem Big Loz, you’re too lazy and stupid to record who sent stuff. You just lob it in a (hugely flammable) pile to soak up the delicious aroma of your flat: fag smoke, greasy food, and curry-powered farts
.
She posed with her “basic” pram and showed off her MASSIVE clunge. She must have been having a nosy on here as the next time she posted a pic of her with the pram in the samecheap £75 jumpsuit (size XL medium apparently) she had tried to smooth out her crotch.
Shortly after we were blessed with seeing Chaz looking completely deranged which confirmed the campaign to #freecharlie is much needed. It also spawned this absolute masterpiece by @Pom Bear
@NinaStar90 found his doppelgänger and I nailed the reason the pram has come out of the cupboard so early when baybeh isn’t due until Jultember.
Wait a minute Scrunchies, could something momentous be on the horizon? It seems as though Oddbod might be coming off his meds after an eventful IG live in which he:
Called her out for using a filter (which she denied);
Said her roast dinners give him the shits
and he is forced to post photos of them;
Said she is a diva who spends all her time on IG but can’t use it properly. When she does she just looks at herself rather than looking at and responding to comments. Possibly because she struggles with reading (see article summary here).
There may be hope for yungboy Charlie after all. Perhaps he could get a job in Thriller in the West End?
We started the thread with Oddbod staring intently at something he had never encountered before (sadly not written by Ross Kemp
). We later saw he’d made it to the front page, but it may take him some time to complete.The Miner has been at work again. Hot off the heels of the baby kick/fingering photo she has now plummeted even further sharing the delights of her “leaking milk” over their soiled bedsheets
This raised some questions:Is this normal for where she claims to be in her pregnancy?
Is she just on the beg for breast pads?
Has she just had a fake boob malfunction?
Are they going to change that filthy bedding or just take photos of it?
Will she start showing us other things we really, really do not want to see. Moleman please take note and rein her in.
Don’t think ‘The Miner’ as a nickname will take off but one that did tickle us all was shared by @Badirene - Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn
Not one to miss the opportunity to appear relevant and connected, she made a dubious claim about meeting the late Nikki Graeme. Sickening, just like claiming she was rushed to hospital because of a 3 day panic attack (which didn’t impact her ability to spend all day on Only Fans) when in fact she drove herself because she has no friends and can’t afford a taxi.
We’re still waiting for her to move to her amazing big house with a salon in her garden. Might it be money (her lack of) that is slowing things down? Or the fact she can’t be bothered to pay her parking fines which has caused her a spot of bother?
She had something done to her brows. They are hideous. So hideous they wanted to try and make a break for it - keep your eyes peeled on the skyline to see if they make an appearance. She’s also taken to photoshopping half her face off, is this the new height of alien
chic?She has loads of baby outfits from her constant begging. Matchy matchy polyester to look just like mummy, an impractical net curtain/doily number, doll toilet roll cover. Now not content with just getting free stuff, she actually expects people to pay her to receive it and post a picture. One problem Big Loz, you’re too lazy and stupid to record who sent stuff. You just lob it in a (hugely flammable) pile to soak up the delicious aroma of your flat: fag smoke, greasy food, and curry-powered farts
.She posed with her “basic” pram and showed off her MASSIVE clunge. She must have been having a nosy on here as the next time she posted a pic of her with the pram in the same
Shortly after we were blessed with seeing Chaz looking completely deranged which confirmed the campaign to #freecharlie is much needed. It also spawned this absolute masterpiece by @Pom Bear
@NinaStar90 found his doppelgänger and I nailed the reason the pram has come out of the cupboard so early when baybeh isn’t due until Jultember.
Wait a minute Scrunchies, could something momentous be on the horizon? It seems as though Oddbod might be coming off his meds after an eventful IG live in which he:
Called her out for using a filter (which she denied);
Said her roast dinners give him the shits
and he is forced to post photos of them;Said she is a diva who spends all her time on IG but can’t use it properly. When she does she just looks at herself rather than looking at and responding to comments. Possibly because she struggles with reading (see article summary here).
There may be hope for yungboy Charlie after all. Perhaps he could get a job in Thriller in the West End?
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AlwightDallin
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Roasties for 10, Photoshopped Again, Chaz hates Loz but he does like men
Pom Bear
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Thank you very muchBless you Pom, it's so good you're back on form
xxSorry on the late reply..had to make this lol
xx.
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Sunnydaze101
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Great work for 2 am. If it was me all you lot would have got was “Thread open fuck off Lauren you cunt”.Here we go! Well it's 2am and i just woke up to the cat throwing up violent fur balls and saw the Captain had asked me to do this so excuse if this is nonsensical
Congratulations @Pearshaped on a fantastic new thread title. Big Loz has been in hiding since her and Charlie (#freecharlie) had a bit of "banter" on Instagram Live which was basically him telling her she's an idiot. Moleman has been working overtime on the various articles of lies floating about and by the looks of it Lauliè should be with us any day now.
Hopefully we should get a @Clickbait recap to sum up all the latest exploits!. As you were!
...
Katie8ee
VIP Member
Here we go! Well it's 2am and i just woke up to the cat throwing up violent fur balls and saw the Captain had asked me to do this so excuse if this is nonsensical .
Congratulations @Pearshaped on a fantastic new thread title. Big Loz has been in hiding since her and Charlie (#freecharlie) had a bit of "banter" on Instagram Live which was basically him telling her she's an idiot. Moleman has been working overtime on the various articles of lies floating about and by the looks of it Lauliè should be with us any day now.
Hopefully we should get a @Clickbait recap to sum up all the latest exploits!. As you were!
. Congratulations @Pearshaped on a fantastic new thread title. Big Loz has been in hiding since her and Charlie (#freecharlie) had a bit of "banter" on Instagram Live which was basically him telling her she's an idiot. Moleman has been working overtime on the various articles of lies floating about and by the looks of it Lauliè should be with us any day now.
Hopefully we should get a @Clickbait recap to sum up all the latest exploits!. As you were!
xx.
Notredamn
VIP Member
I haven't read the DM article but I bet it goes something like this 'EXPECTANT mother Lauren stepped out into the road placing a protective hand over her PREGNANT middle. Opting to stand rather than crouch, she caught the eye and commanded attention as her chocolate hued tresses cascaded seductively past the shoulders. She completed her MATERNITY look by adding a slick of sleek gloss and hauled a designer look bag in a manicured hand. Doting toyboy was nowhere to be seen in the outing but onlookers were left dazzled as she flaunted a fluffy slipper on each foot'
gashycrash
Active member
A few years ago I think I must have going through the standard mental break down thing. I was quite slim but started bulking up as I had to keep changing medications etc (& probably because I was sat at home being alone eating and trolling lolz)
Anyway I couldn’t go out much at that time and started editing my photos- wouldn’t take a photo without a filter. Started deleting people of my Instagram who I saw regularly just because I was embarrassed. I would spend hours obsessing and curating photos because my self esteem relied so much on a bunch of strangers pressing like.
it got so bad that I got actual anxiety when I started getting better & went out in case I bumped into someone and they saw the real me. In the end I had to delete SM (I’ve only got an account to do general lurking during lockdown a woops!)
I actually can’t imagine the stress she is going through- like I do believe the level of anxiety she sometimes claims she gets. Because I had anxiety because i created a lie and was going to get found out. The panic attacks are more likely caused by the feeling that she knows she won’t be able to keep all this bullshit up.
The hardest thing was realising it didn’t reallly matter and to get out of that SM world ASAP. Yeah when I deleted it, I went through a few lonely months- all these people who I thought were mates were only my mates through convenience and to holster my ego. luckily I found someone who met the real me and actually thought I was kinda ok
I don’t know if she is ever going to reach the stage of coming away from that world (I really hope she does when the baby arrives) only when I deleted it all, I realised I didn’t need it and what it did to my mental health. But she has people supporting her- surely an agent should advise that there are people have a better and more relevant SM than her- and can edit their lives better than her so move on.
Surely her boyfriend flicks between her SM and then looks up at her stuck to her bedsheets and thinks “jeeeezzz I don’t know how I will introduce her to my mates without getting terrorised?”
the relationship worked In lockdown because she was in a bubble she could hide it- how’s it going to work when she has to enter the real world?
Anyway I couldn’t go out much at that time and started editing my photos- wouldn’t take a photo without a filter. Started deleting people of my Instagram who I saw regularly just because I was embarrassed. I would spend hours obsessing and curating photos because my self esteem relied so much on a bunch of strangers pressing like.
it got so bad that I got actual anxiety when I started getting better & went out in case I bumped into someone and they saw the real me. In the end I had to delete SM (I’ve only got an account to do general lurking during lockdown a woops!)
I actually can’t imagine the stress she is going through- like I do believe the level of anxiety she sometimes claims she gets. Because I had anxiety because i created a lie and was going to get found out. The panic attacks are more likely caused by the feeling that she knows she won’t be able to keep all this bullshit up.
The hardest thing was realising it didn’t reallly matter and to get out of that SM world ASAP. Yeah when I deleted it, I went through a few lonely months- all these people who I thought were mates were only my mates through convenience and to holster my ego. luckily I found someone who met the real me and actually thought I was kinda ok
I don’t know if she is ever going to reach the stage of coming away from that world (I really hope she does when the baby arrives) only when I deleted it all, I realised I didn’t need it and what it did to my mental health. But she has people supporting her- surely an agent should advise that there are people have a better and more relevant SM than her- and can edit their lives better than her so move on.
Surely her boyfriend flicks between her SM and then looks up at her stuck to her bedsheets and thinks “jeeeezzz I don’t know how I will introduce her to my mates without getting terrorised?”
the relationship worked In lockdown because she was in a bubble she could hide it- how’s it going to work when she has to enter the real world?
BonsaiBobbi
Well-known member
It was the cyanide thing that made me despise her. Sitting there, the size of a cow, with that stupidly deformed face and flappy mouth of hers openly stating she think it is okay to lie to vulnerable, insecure people for financial gain. The woman is an out and out fraud. I don't believe anything that comes out of her preposterous, pumped up gob. She has no shame, no dignity, no class and no morals. How on earth is she going to parent?
Facehugger
VIP Member
Oh FFS, not those damn things. They're even worse because they have the metal bits in that get wrapped round hedgehogs and foxes necks and legs, stupid people
Katie8ee
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Not a peep from either of them today so she's obviously in the huff or out breaking some covid rules somewhere. Technically Charlie should be at work but he seems to have been around a lot during the day this week. Maybe he doesn't have to go in as it's Work Experience and it's still the School Easter Holidays.Well don't forget he's on his hands and knees all day, he might have a little sideline going 'while he's down there'
Afternoon all
Freeka
Chatty Member
I had never heard of her until the 'hangover' performance last year with the artfully draped heart sensor selfies. Not been able to drag myself away from the utter horror show of her life since. I truly did not know people like her existed. She enthralls and repulses me.
Katie8ee
VIP Member
I find it hilarious that this is the arsehole who is in OK Magazine bumping her gums about how she wouldn't do anything to endanger the baby and how she lives this healthy safe life. Yet here she is in someone's garden with a whole heap of folk all on the Megalash socialising with different households in what looks to be a pretty small space (with no doubt ciggie smoke wafting) she is such a dick.Oh FFS, not those damn things. They're even worse because they have the metal bits in that get wrapped round hedgehogs and foxes necks and legs, stupid people
Probably her handbag snack.
Plus she's wearing her favourite real fur coat.
Clickbait
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#threadtitle suggestion:
Her food makes him poop, and his “friends” he can’t see,
She’s ruined his looks, it’s time to #freecharlie
(I also really wanted he lives in a cupboard, it’s time to #freecharlie but was worried Blowie would have me committed if I mentioned it again
)
Her food makes him poop, and his “friends” he can’t see,
She’s ruined his looks, it’s time to #freecharlie
(I also really wanted he lives in a cupboard, it’s time to #freecharlie but was worried Blowie would have me committed if I mentioned it again
)