Only 4 pages in this time (I’m improving) and I have my #recap ready...
We started the thread with
Oddbod staring intently at something he had never encountered before (sadly
not written by Ross Kemp 
). We later
saw he’d made it to the front page, but it may take him some time to complete.
The Miner has been at work again. Hot off the heels of the
baby kick/fingering photo she has now plummeted even further sharing the delights of her
“leaking milk” over their soiled bedsheets
This raised some questions:
Is this normal for where she
claims to be in her pregnancy?
Is she just
on the beg for breast pads?
Has she just had a
fake boob malfunction?
Are they going to
change that filthy bedding or just take photos of it?
Will she start showing us other things we
really,
really do not want to see. Moleman please take note and rein her in.
Don’t think ‘The Miner’ as a nickname will take off but one that did tickle us all was shared by
@Badirene -
Our Lady of the Blessed Sweetcorn 
Not one to miss the opportunity to appear relevant and connected, she made a
dubious claim about meeting the late Nikki Graeme. Sickening, just like claiming she was rushed to hospital because of a 3 day panic attack (which didn’t impact her ability to
spend all day on Only Fans) when in fact
she drove herself because she has no friends and can’t afford a taxi.
We’re still waiting for her to move to her amazing big house with a salon in her garden. Might it be money (
her lack of) that is slowing things down? Or the fact she can’t be bothered to
pay her parking fines which has caused her a spot of bother?
She had something done to
her brows. They are hideous. So hideous they wanted to try and
make a break for it - keep your eyes peeled on the skyline to see if they make an appearance. She’s also taken to
photoshopping half her face off, is this the new height of alien
chic?
She has loads of baby outfits from her constant begging.
Matchy matchy polyester to look just like mummy, an impractical
net curtain/doily number, doll
toilet roll cover. Now not content with just getting free stuff, she actually expects people to
pay her to receive it and post a picture. One problem Big Loz, you’re too lazy and stupid to record who sent stuff. You just lob it in a (hugely flammable) pile to soak up the delicious aroma of your flat:
fag smoke, greasy food, and curry-powered farts
.
She
posed with her “basic” pram and showed off her MASSIVE
clunge. She must have been having a nosy on here as the next time she posted a pic of her with the pram in the same
cheap £75 jumpsuit (size
XL medium apparently) she had tried to
smooth out her crotch.
Shortly after we were blessed with seeing Chaz looking
completely deranged which confirmed the campaign to #freecharlie is much needed. It also spawned this absolute masterpiece by
@Pom Bear 
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@NinaStar90 found his doppelgänger and I nailed
the reason the pram has come out of the cupboard so early when baybeh isn’t due until Jultember.
Wait a minute Scrunchies, could something momentous be on the horizon? It seems as though Oddbod might be coming off his meds after an eventful
IG live in which he:
Called her out for
using a filter (which she denied);
Said her
roast dinners give him the shits 
and he is forced to post photos of them;
Said she is a diva who spends all her time on IG but can’t use it properly. When she does she just looks at herself rather than looking at and responding to comments. Possibly because she struggles with reading (see article summary
here).
There may be hope for yungboy Charlie after all. Perhaps he could get a
job in Thriller in the West End?
I have had to crop this about forty times because there were so many sweets in her photo the file size was huge
I love sweeties, especially sour or sherbety thinsgs. 
xx.
xx
comes above favourite no?
