Apologies to the Scrunchie
Bunch /
Multipack /
Cob /
Scrum for the tardiness of my recap. Youβre all so bloody funny and entertaining that the posts just seem to fly by despite Big Lozβs sloth-like activity levels.
We now have our very own
Easter Mascot named Scrunchie, who alongside his lamby lamb
friends brought a little joy into our lives
.
Big Loz is definitely a woman of many nicknames, but a new one needs to be βthe minerβ - not (just) because sheβs happy to put a shift in down Oddbodβs hole, but because she never ceases to plumb new depths of stupidity.
She got the wrong end of the stick about some
comments made by
Nicola McClean and jumped on the wrong bandwagon to accuse others of having a positive body image on IG for
popularity and likes. This was obviously baffling to her as she hates her body and appearance so much she feels the need to change it beyond recognition and even
FaceApp photos of herself as a child.
In fact, not content with photoshopping/filtering her photos once, sheβs decided to
double up just in case she has any definition left in her facial features. This is a
more realistic idea of the original.
Her
OK column caught her in the act of telling some porky pies (rather than just eating them) as she revealed she went to hospital because she βdidnβt feel the baby moveβ but then announced with a revolting photo of
Oddbod fingering her that she felt the baby kick for the first time on Friday
.
Instead of using their combined brain power - about the same IQ as a used teabag - to consider what the most appropriate course of action would be, or indeed using the internet on the phone that is permanently glued to her
pork sausage fingers tiny hand, they pitched up at A&E when Oddbod started suffering from
earache. Here are a few
hashtags to summarise our thoughts.
Last week she revealed that her strong pregnancy βormones are responsible for her
grotesque fish lips, itβs definitely not that sheβs been filling them at home with her #gifted supplies.
Soon they will
take over her face.
More evidence of Covid rule breaking - for her itβs as easy as breathing - when she went for a picnic and got caught
stuffing her face βfeeding the bumpβ whilst her
kid Prince
climbed the fence like a naughty schoolboy.
Another day, another
new face for Big Loz on a staged outing with chunky Chaz. Itβs no wonder he has bought the FB market place exercise bike as his physique seems to have
filled out quite considerably during his time with Big Loz aside from one area which has made a hasty retreat. Now what is a
chode @Facehugger?
In case you were wondering what Chaz is packing
@NinaStar90 has the
receipts. Havenβt managed to get rid of all the evidence Moley
The deterioration in his appearance and the dead eyes have made us think it may be time to
#freecharlie and
@Blowup80 provided us with this
ditty on that very topic.
Poor
@Pom Bear had a bit of a phone calamity but we were still treated to some artworks. My favourites were our yungel with her interchangeable
front and back bumps and Chazβs preferred face mask:
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And finally, it would not be a Big Loz thread without at least one mention of sweetcorn
. I found
something weird when I was looking for a particular image but this wasnβt as disturbing as
the dream @Nosymum had of Oddbod wanting a spot of rimming, it seems he was quite
persistent about it
.
how long have you got before you move to your new place? Must be so exciting but sad all at the same time?
Very exciting and I will miss this place but I'm just going to be on the other side of the mountain. 
xx
I like On the Buses too. The one where Olives baby uses Stan's hat as a potty has me crying 
