Lauren Goodger #23 Chaz and Loz wasting time at A&E. Chaz just wants to be set free.

[roseturntupnose]

Tbh my lips swelled during pregnancy but not the amount loz is claiming. Maybe it's some biological sexual thing to keep partners attracted when you're looking and feeling like a beached whale. Dont know if I'm being serious or not


I was thinking today I bet big loz is gona try and do an amy childs and try and get back on towie with baybeh laulie as her storyline and force ask charlie to come on too

 

[Blue1989]

I will move the first of my stuff this week and start the transition but should be all moved in within the next two weeks, it's always a quick turnaround time! Very exciting and I will miss this place but I'm just going to be on the other side of the mountain.

Just read on the news that England opens up a lot of things tomorrow didn't realise it was so soon! It's mad we all spend a year of nothing happening then suddenly it's all happening at a rate of knots!

Omg congrats I'm delighted for You. Onwards and upwards and hopefully you can celebrate soon.

 

[Katie8ee]

So is pregnancy big lips a thing then ?
I mean she is very pretty

Must be the latest thing! Binky is so beautiful and seems genuinely lovely. The difference is her lips look like lips where as Big Loz's look all stretched and like an inner tube.

Omg congrats I'm delighted for You. Onwards and upwards and hopefully you can celebrate soon.

Thank you! I am very excited for a wee fresh start and perfect timing as a nice bookend to Lockdown

 

[What a pile of crap]

Must be the latest thing! Binky is so beautiful and seems genuinely lovely. The difference is her lips look like lips where as Big Loz's look all stretched and like an inner tube.


Thank you! I am very excited for a wee fresh start and perfect timing as a nice bookend to Lockdown

Fab news lovely. Looking forward to hearing about it. Will this be the location of the Scrunchie Scrum Social??

Do you think Lauren will go out more now that things are opening up? Or will she be too tired/scared of the paps? Will look odd if she is STILL hanging around the carpark!

 

[Katie8ee]

Fab news lovely. Looking forward to hearing about it. Will this be the location of the Scrunchie Scrum Social??

Do you think Lauren will go out more now that things are opening up? Or will she be too tired/scared of the paps? Will look odd if she is STILL hanging around the carpark!

We can host the Scrunchie Scrum Social the same week as the Highland Games in the village I feel it would be very on brand for us

I did not even think about the fact she can go outside from tomorrow and I'm sad to admit that it just made me a bit gleeful. What's going to happen? Now she can't keep him locked in all day it's all change. I think for sure we will get car park this week.

 

[What a pile of crap]

We can host the Scrunchie Scrum Social the same week as the Highland Games in the village I feel it would be very on brand for us

I did not even think about the fact she can go outside from tomorrow and I'm sad to admit that it just made me a bit gleeful. What's going to happen? Now she can't keep him locked in all day it's all change. I think for sure we will get car park this week.

Can you imagine how epic that would be? I bloody love the area but haven't been back for a while now. Bring on the scrunchies, whisky and highland games! I can see I might get a little carried away.

For sure Big Loz is going to stage some photos, at least they might be slightly more believable that she'll be going somewhere!

 

[Pom Bear]

The pair of them need Carry on Matron. You know the one where Joan Sims is pregnant & sits in bed eating all the time & the blokes are dressing as nurses to rob the orspickle of all the contraceptives!!

Orspickle xx

 

[minnietheminx]

I bloody love Carry On films. We need a Scrunchie film club

1st recommendation- Joker

Fab news lovely. Looking forward to hearing about it. Will this be the location of the Scrunchie Scrum Social??

Do you think Lauren will go out more now that things are opening up? Or will she be too tired/scared of the paps? Will look odd if she is STILL hanging around the carpark!

Wont go out - she can’t be seen in her natural state!

 

[Pearshaped]

Wonder if the boob leaking is caused by her ENORMOUS implants .. perhaps squeezing everything on the inside out

 

[Notredamn]

Morning, morning
In that photo of Binky, you can see she's blowing her lips out slightly. Her eyes do always look sore . She seems nice but she did lead all that instamum bollocks so she's not my cup of green tea.
Big Loz literally only claimed her lips have swollen because so did Kim Kardashian, idiot! She really thinks she is the UK equivalent.

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

So do I! Good old fashioned British risque humour, brilliant. I like On the Buses too. The one where Olives baby uses Stan's hat as a potty has me crying

I didn't think there was anyone else who liked this stuff!!! Also love a bit of Are You Being Served and the occasional bit of George and Mildred (LondonLive had the film on the other day, ridiculous plot but so silly I loved it) .
Big Loz really winds me up, one of my favourite love to hate sayings was when she was asked on IG about Charlie's family and she said that they were pleased he had got her, like she is some amazing prize

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I didn't think there was anyone else who liked this stuff!!! Also love a bit of Are You Being Served and the occasional bit of George and Mildred (LondonLive had the film on the other day, ridiculous plot but so silly I loved it) .
Big Loz really winds me up, one of my favourite love to hate sayings was when she was asked on IG about Charlie's family and she said that they were pleased he had got her, like she is some amazing prize

Jeez if one of my boys brought that home I'd only be marginally less horrified than if he'd brought skanky back with him! (on second thoughts though.....................................................)

 

[Kittykat45]

So is pregnancy big lips a thing then ?
I mean she is very pretty

Patiently waiting for my pregnancy lips to come through....currently 28 weeks. Literally don’t think it’s a thing any excuse to get lip fillers

 

[behindthesofa]

I didn't think there was anyone else who liked this stuff!!! Also love a bit of Are You Being Served and the occasional bit of George and Mildred (LondonLive had the film on the other day, ridiculous plot but so silly I loved it) .
Big Loz really winds me up, one of my favourite love to hate sayings was when she was asked on IG about Charlie's family and she said that they were pleased he had got her, like she is some amazing prize

I love it all too!
I don't think George and Mildred has aged as well as some of the others, but I love Carry On films and On the Buses. It doesn't matter how many times I see them!

 

[Noelc]

The chicken looks like it's trying to get away xx

Very much Why did the Chicken cross the road ? To avoid being cremated by Big Lozza

 

[the_moonins]

How about you watch your blood sugar levels Lauren? Heading for gestational diabetes at the rate she’s going

 

[SATCGOSS]

How about you watch your blood sugar levels Lauren? Heading for gestational diabetes at the rate she’s going
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It’s the way she pulls his hand onto her belly though and the fact that she has read here about feeling the baby over the clothes rather than the grotty porn pic. Lauren
‘Right Chaz babes, I’m gonna ask for somefink to watch jus so I can film you puttin yer hand on ma Baybeh bump. Need to show fans that I’m yer queen and that we is not dirty’

Lauren HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU

 

[MrFMercury]

Congratulations @Katie8ee
At this point Lolly is probably bored out of her mind by her mother as well. Day 7023 in Big Lozzas Uterus... I am still the size of a regular fetus, if Mum eats anymore brown slop I'm worried she's going to rupture something on the toilet... Or wring her boobs dry before I even get out of here. I'm a bit worried she'll try and immediately wean me onto diet coke too.... Ah crap her comes my so called fathers fingers. Do either of them know they're meant to feel me move from the outside? She is on her phone so much maybe I can somehow telapathically email childline now and save some time....

 

[geordiegirl]

So where’s this bed going to go Lozza? In the non-existent house?

 

[minnietheminx]

So where’s this bed going to go Lozza? In the non-existent house?

Another beg!