We know Lozza and her manager the little Molerat man read here though so everything we say, they see. Morning Ratty
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Well good morning you lovely Tattle Twats. 
. You lot are ace. @Clickbait you are hilarious!! Captain Birdseye can go rip his nightie in anger at your recap we don't care WE love them so there 
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. You lot are ace. @Clickbait you are hilarious!! Captain Birdseye can go rip his nightie in anger at your recap we don't care WE love them so there .Morning BlowieWell good morning you lovely Tattle Twats.
yes, he can shut up, he's not thread boss ALL the time the cheeky bugger 
@Jersey Girl sorry forgot to say congrats on the new title. A luv it buts ya wrong like it's Laulie not Lolly!!!
Thank you!! It's a play on Laulie and us imagining how it's going to be pronounced!!@Jersey Girl sorry forgot to say congrats on the new title. A luv it buts ya wrong like it's Laulie not Lolly!!!
I know you crazy puppy I was doing an impression of our LozzaThank you!! It's a play on Laulie and us imagining how it's going to be pronounced!!
. She will be fuming we have changed the name to Lolly for our own amusement!
Probably because they got a free meal for the publicity so she was spotted downing drinks and eating as much as possible.What’s the point of lying about not knowing she was pregnant in that pic she posted!? She tested on the first day of her period she said which would mean a literal 2 week window of not knowing - also pic was taken in Nov and she was pregnant in Oct she said!? WHY the pointless lies I don’t understand
Morning Everyone ....
has Peppa confirm her onset diabetes yet ? Or is that being saved for the future to be used about how lucky she was to go through 9 months suffering .....
duck ALL TO DO WITH THE CURRIES, PIZZAS, BURGERS, SWEETS - I swear Bruce Bogtrotter couldn’t put away as much food as PEPPA. It’s like a bleeping episode of MURBANG ...
Context to the Mukbang. I actually know someone who used to do this (and made a bloody fortune - but haven’t lost the 5 stone they put on, have diabetes and regret it) ....
has Peppa confirm her onset diabetes yet ? Or is that being saved for the future to be used about how lucky she was to go through 9 months suffering .....
duck ALL TO DO WITH THE CURRIES, PIZZAS, BURGERS, SWEETS - I swear Bruce Bogtrotter couldn’t put away as much food as PEPPA. It’s like a bleeping episode of MURBANG ...
Context to the Mukbang. I actually know someone who used to do this (and made a bloody fortune - but haven’t lost the 5 stone they put on, have diabetes and regret it) ....
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Well let’s face it, it ain’t gonna sound good coming out Lozzas prolapsed anus lips is it?!!!Thank you!! It's a play on Laulie and us imagining how it's going to be pronounced!!
Afternoon scrunchies, bugger all from Loz's IG, probably still in her cess pit.
After all she stuffed her face with last night what will be eating today?
After all she stuffed her face with last night what will be eating today?
What new fetish is this pray? @Katie8ee - STOP EATING YOUR PUSSY!@Clickbait I absolutely live for these recaps they are so so class. Everytime I read one I am laughing away and thinking oh yeh remember that. It also makes it so much easier if your looking back to find things !
There used to be a website before the internet was ruined by social media called Television Without Pity (mid naughties ish) where writers would do recaps of TV shows saying what they really think and your writing style reminds me so much of that which I love
Don't ever stop! (Your the cat)
I just saw the big photo of me in the first post this is fantastic!
Lauren’s last IG story .....
I’ve had two kids and my lips never swelled to look like I’ve had loads of fillers in them Lauren oh dear!! She has the brain and attitude of a 16 year old!!
I’ve had two kids and my lips never swelled to look like I’ve had loads of fillers in them
Lauren oh dear!! She has the brain and attitude of a 16 year old!!What the duck? Loz is asking why lips swell during pregnancy? what planet is she on?
In Scotland the word "Blowie" means something VERY differentMorning Blowie
Just been out my walk place is swimming with people out enjoying the gorgeous sunshine. Now I'm boiling my eggs which I am then going to paint while I drink a glass of wine out in some hidden grassy place on the property.
She's just posted this! Is she actually bleeping joking!!!!! Naw hen it's the FILLER!
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WTF are pregnancy lips ? She’s blaming her overinflated fillers (which resemble fish flaps) on her unborn baby now
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!In Scotland the word "Blowie" means something VERY different
Just been out my walk place is swimming with people out enjoying the gorgeous sunshine. Now I'm boiling my eggs which I am then going to paint while I drink a glass of wine out in some hidden grassy place on the property.
She's just posted this! Is she actually bleeping joking!!!!! Naw hen it's the FILLER!
what a WANKER!
Once again, a hilarious summary of another Lozza thread - I hope you are saving them all for a book which all the Scrunchies/ettes/et al can buy
If that's what it's done to her facial ones imagine her undercarriage
You so know the Daily Mail will have a story up in a couple of hours about her lips swelling through being preggers. She will be destroyed in the comments the idiot!
Ha - there's your new thread title ...
Our girl Lauliepop; she makes my lips swell up and pop!
Our girl Lauliepop; she makes my lips swell up and pop!
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