Eating loads of crap... no diff than any other day then 
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That is exactly what I thought ! When doesn’t she eat a load of crap and get out of bed ?! Us scrunchies would be more surprised if she ate something that looks remotelyEating loads of crap... no diff than any other day then
edible and not just brown sludge
and got her oh so natural arse out of bed !
She’s such a lazy sod, so lazy she can’t even be arsed to find something to watch herself, but of course, it would take at least 3 brain cells to do that, and with them each only having 1 each, the struggle is real for themEating loads of crap... no diff than any other day then
She has a phone, ever heard of a bleeping TV guide?Eating loads of crap... no diff than any other day then
She’s going to have a real shock to the system when the poor girl arrives. What has Lozza done in the last 2-3 years which warranted her having any routine. She’s wasted away her money and now clueless about how to live.
Could someone recommend to her 'Super Size Me' by Morgan Spurlock 
Good one!!!Could someone recommend to her 'Super Size Me' by Morgan Spurlock
have you seen my roast yet?
I hate that. Tell me something good to watch. You know your own personal taste, crime, drama, horror. Have a bleeping personality and interests you lazy sod!
Grrr she really rubs me up the same wrong way. 'TELL me something to watch' barking orders at her followers again. How about 'any recommendations please' ffs
And those videos she posts of herself pouting are so ugly and alien like. Why post them, does she not look at them and go oh wow this looks FUGLY I’ll post this.
Apologies to the Scrunchie Bunch / Multipack / Cob / Scrum for the tardiness of my recap. You’re all so bloody funny and entertaining that the posts just seem to fly by despite Big Loz’s sloth-like activity levels.
We now have our very own Easter Mascot named Scrunchie, who alongside his lamby lamb
friends brought a little joy into our lives 
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Big Loz is definitely a woman of many nicknames, but a new one needs to be ‘the miner’ - not (just) because she’s happy to put a shift in down Oddbod’s hole, but because she never ceases to plumb new depths of stupidity.
She got the wrong end of the stick about some comments made by Nicola McClean and jumped on the wrong bandwagon to accuse others of having a positive body image on IG for popularity and likes. This was obviously baffling to her as she hates her body and appearance so much she feels the need to change it beyond recognition and even FaceApp photos of herself as a child.
In fact, not content with photoshopping/filtering her photos once, she’s decided to double up just in case she has any definition left in her facial features. This is a more realistic idea of the original.
Her OK column caught her in the act of telling some porky pies (rather than just eating them) as she revealed she went to hospital because she “didn’t feel the baby move” but then announced with a revolting photo of Oddbod fingering her that she felt the baby kick for the first time on Friday
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Instead of using their combined brain power - about the same IQ as a used teabag - to consider what the most appropriate course of action would be, or indeed using the internet on the phone that is permanently glued to herpork sausage fingers tiny hand, they pitched up at A&E when Oddbod started suffering from earache. Here are a few hashtags to summarise our thoughts.
Last week she revealed that her strong pregnancy ‘ormones are responsible for her grotesque fish lips, it’s definitely not that she’s been filling them at home with her #gifted supplies.
Soon they will take over her face.
More evidence of Covid rule breaking - for her it’s as easy as breathing - when she went for a picnic and got caughtstuffing her face ‘feeding the bump’ whilst her kid Prince climbed the fence like a naughty schoolboy.
Another day, another new face for Big Loz on a staged outing with chunky Chaz. It’s no wonder he has bought the FB market place exercise bike as his physique seems to have filled out quite considerably during his time with Big Loz aside from one area which has made a hasty retreat. Now what is a chode @Facehugger?
In case you were wondering what Chaz is packing @NinaStar90 has the receipts. Haven’t managed to get rid of all the evidence Moley
The deterioration in his appearance and the dead eyes have made us think it may be time to #freecharlie and @Blowup80 provided us with this ditty on that very topic.
Poor @Pom Bear had a bit of a phone calamity but we were still treated to some artworks. My favourites were our yungel with her interchangeable front and back bumps and Chaz’s preferred face mask:
And finally, it would not be a Big Loz thread without at least one mention of sweetcorn
. I found something weird when I was looking for a particular image but this wasn’t as disturbing as the dream @Nosymum had of Oddbod wanting a spot of rimming, it seems he was quite persistent about it 
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We now have our very own Easter Mascot named Scrunchie, who alongside his lamby lamb
friends brought a little joy into our lives .Big Loz is definitely a woman of many nicknames, but a new one needs to be ‘the miner’ - not (just) because she’s happy to put a shift in down Oddbod’s hole, but because she never ceases to plumb new depths of stupidity.
She got the wrong end of the stick about some comments made by Nicola McClean and jumped on the wrong bandwagon to accuse others of having a positive body image on IG for popularity and likes. This was obviously baffling to her as she hates her body and appearance so much she feels the need to change it beyond recognition and even FaceApp photos of herself as a child.
In fact, not content with photoshopping/filtering her photos once, she’s decided to double up just in case she has any definition left in her facial features. This is a more realistic idea of the original.
Her OK column caught her in the act of telling some porky pies (rather than just eating them) as she revealed she went to hospital because she “didn’t feel the baby move” but then announced with a revolting photo of Oddbod fingering her that she felt the baby kick for the first time on Friday
.Instead of using their combined brain power - about the same IQ as a used teabag - to consider what the most appropriate course of action would be, or indeed using the internet on the phone that is permanently glued to her
Last week she revealed that her strong pregnancy ‘ormones are responsible for her grotesque fish lips, it’s definitely not that she’s been filling them at home with her #gifted supplies.
Soon they will take over her face.
More evidence of Covid rule breaking - for her it’s as easy as breathing - when she went for a picnic and got caught
Another day, another new face for Big Loz on a staged outing with chunky Chaz. It’s no wonder he has bought the FB market place exercise bike as his physique seems to have filled out quite considerably during his time with Big Loz aside from one area which has made a hasty retreat. Now what is a chode @Facehugger?
In case you were wondering what Chaz is packing @NinaStar90 has the receipts. Haven’t managed to get rid of all the evidence Moley
The deterioration in his appearance and the dead eyes have made us think it may be time to #freecharlie and @Blowup80 provided us with this ditty on that very topic.
Poor @Pom Bear had a bit of a phone calamity but we were still treated to some artworks. My favourites were our yungel with her interchangeable front and back bumps and Chaz’s preferred face mask:
And finally, it would not be a Big Loz thread without at least one mention of sweetcorn
. I found something weird when I was looking for a particular image but this wasn’t as disturbing as the dream @Nosymum had of Oddbod wanting a spot of rimming, it seems he was quite persistent about it .
EPIC. You never fail to disappoint! And there was us thinking sweet FA had happened recently because she hasn't left the house apart from to shops (with interchangeable faces)Apologies to the Scrunchie Bunch / Multipack / Cob / Scrum for the tardiness of my recap. You’re all so bloody funny and entertaining that the posts just seem to fly by despite Big Loz’s sloth-like activity levels.
We now have our very own Easter Mascot named Scrunchie, who alongside his lamby lamb
Big Loz is definitely a woman of many nicknames, but a new one needs to be ‘the miner’ - not (just) because she’s happy to put a shift in down Oddbod’s hole, but because she never ceases to plumb new depths of stupidity.
She got the wrong end of the stick about some comments made by Nicola McClean and jumped on the wrong bandwagon to accuse others of having a positive body image on IG for popularity and likes. This was obviously baffling to her as she hates her body and appearance so much she feels the need to change it beyond recognition and even FaceApp photos of herself as a child.
In fact, not content with photoshopping/filtering her photos once, she’s decided to double up just in case she has any definition left in her facial features. This is a more realistic idea of the original.
Her OK column caught her in the act of telling some porky pies (rather than just eating them) as she revealed she went to hospital because she “didn’t feel the baby move” but then announced with a revolting photo of Oddbod fingering her that she felt the baby kick for the first time on Friday
Instead of using their combined brain power - about the same IQ as a used teabag - to consider what the most appropriate course of action would be, or indeed using the internet on the phone that is permanently glued to herpork sausage fingerstiny hand, they pitched up at A&E when Oddbod started suffering from earache. Here are a few hashtags to summarise our thoughts.
Last week she revealed that her strong pregnancy ‘ormones are responsible for her grotesque fish lips, it’s definitely not that she’s been filling them at home with her #gifted supplies.
Soon they will take over her face.
More evidence of Covid rule breaking - for her it’s as easy as breathing - when she went for a picnic and got caughtstuffing her face‘feeding the bump’ whilst herkidPrince climbed the fence like a naughty schoolboy.
Another day, another new face for Big Loz on a staged outing with chunky Chaz. It’s no wonder he has bought the FB market place exercise bike as his physique seems to have filled out quite considerably during his time with Big Loz aside from one area which has made a hasty retreat. Now what is a chode @Facehugger?
In case you were wondering what Chaz is packing @NinaStar90 has the receipts. Haven’t managed to get rid of all the evidence Moley
The deterioration in his appearance and the dead eyes have made us think it may be time to #freecharlie and @Blowup80 provided us with this ditty on that very topic.
Poor @Pom Bear had a bit of a phone calamity but we were still treated to some artworks. My favourites were our yungel with her interchangeable front and back bumps and Chaz’s preferred face mask:
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And finally, it would not be a Big Loz thread without at least one mention of sweetcorn
You are my hero @Clickbait
Bravo Bravo, fabulous!!Apologies to the Scrunchie Bunch / Multipack / Cob / Scrum for the tardiness of my recap. You’re all so bloody funny and entertaining that the posts just seem to fly by despite Big Loz’s sloth-like activity levels.
We now have our very own Easter Mascot named Scrunchie, who alongside his lamby lamb
Big Loz is definitely a woman of many nicknames, but a new one needs to be ‘the miner’ - not (just) because she’s happy to put a shift in down Oddbod’s hole, but because she never ceases to plumb new depths of stupidity.
She got the wrong end of the stick about some comments made by Nicola McClean and jumped on the wrong bandwagon to accuse others of having a positive body image on IG for popularity and likes. This was obviously baffling to her as she hates her body and appearance so much she feels the need to change it beyond recognition and even FaceApp photos of herself as a child.
In fact, not content with photoshopping/filtering her photos once, she’s decided to double up just in case she has any definition left in her facial features. This is a more realistic idea of the original.
Her OK column caught her in the act of telling some porky pies (rather than just eating them) as she revealed she went to hospital because she “didn’t feel the baby move” but then announced with a revolting photo of Oddbod fingering her that she felt the baby kick for the first time on Friday
Instead of using their combined brain power - about the same IQ as a used teabag - to consider what the most appropriate course of action would be, or indeed using the internet on the phone that is permanently glued to herpork sausage fingerstiny hand, they pitched up at A&E when Oddbod started suffering from earache. Here are a few hashtags to summarise our thoughts.
Last week she revealed that her strong pregnancy ‘ormones are responsible for her grotesque fish lips, it’s definitely not that she’s been filling them at home with her #gifted supplies.
Soon they will take over her face.
More evidence of Covid rule breaking - for her it’s as easy as breathing - when she went for a picnic and got caughtstuffing her face‘feeding the bump’ whilst herkidPrince climbed the fence like a naughty schoolboy.
Another day, another new face for Big Loz on a staged outing with chunky Chaz. It’s no wonder he has bought the FB market place exercise bike as his physique seems to have filled out quite considerably during his time with Big Loz aside from one area which has made a hasty retreat. Now what is a chode @Facehugger?
In case you were wondering what Chaz is packing @NinaStar90 has the receipts. Haven’t managed to get rid of all the evidence Moley
The deterioration in his appearance and the dead eyes have made us think it may be time to #freecharlie and @Blowup80 provided us with this ditty on that very topic.
Poor @Pom Bear had a bit of a phone calamity but we were still treated to some artworks. My favourites were our yungel with her interchangeable front and back bumps and Chaz’s preferred face mask:
View attachment 524663
And finally, it would not be a Big Loz thread without at least one mention of sweetcorn
Up to standard as usual Captain, compliments to the chef
Absolutely brilliant as alwaysApologies to the Scrunchie Bunch / Multipack / Cob / Scrum for the tardiness of my recap. You’re all so bloody funny and entertaining that the posts just seem to fly by despite Big Loz’s sloth-like activity levels.
We now have our very own Easter Mascot named Scrunchie, who alongside his lamby lamb
Big Loz is definitely a woman of many nicknames, but a new one needs to be ‘the miner’ - not (just) because she’s happy to put a shift in down Oddbod’s hole, but because she never ceases to plumb new depths of stupidity.
She got the wrong end of the stick about some comments made by Nicola McClean and jumped on the wrong bandwagon to accuse others of having a positive body image on IG for popularity and likes. This was obviously baffling to her as she hates her body and appearance so much she feels the need to change it beyond recognition and even FaceApp photos of herself as a child.
In fact, not content with photoshopping/filtering her photos once, she’s decided to double up just in case she has any definition left in her facial features. This is a more realistic idea of the original.
Her OK column caught her in the act of telling some porky pies (rather than just eating them) as she revealed she went to hospital because she “didn’t feel the baby move” but then announced with a revolting photo of Oddbod fingering her that she felt the baby kick for the first time on Friday
Instead of using their combined brain power - about the same IQ as a used teabag - to consider what the most appropriate course of action would be, or indeed using the internet on the phone that is permanently glued to herpork sausage fingerstiny hand, they pitched up at A&E when Oddbod started suffering from earache. Here are a few hashtags to summarise our thoughts.
Last week she revealed that her strong pregnancy ‘ormones are responsible for her grotesque fish lips, it’s definitely not that she’s been filling them at home with her #gifted supplies.
Soon they will take over her face.
More evidence of Covid rule breaking - for her it’s as easy as breathing - when she went for a picnic and got caughtstuffing her face‘feeding the bump’ whilst herkidPrince climbed the fence like a naughty schoolboy.
Another day, another new face for Big Loz on a staged outing with chunky Chaz. It’s no wonder he has bought the FB market place exercise bike as his physique seems to have filled out quite considerably during his time with Big Loz aside from one area which has made a hasty retreat. Now what is a chode @Facehugger?
In case you were wondering what Chaz is packing @NinaStar90 has the receipts. Haven’t managed to get rid of all the evidence Moley
The deterioration in his appearance and the dead eyes have made us think it may be time to #freecharlie and @Blowup80 provided us with this ditty on that very topic.
Poor @Pom Bear had a bit of a phone calamity but we were still treated to some artworks. My favourites were our yungel with her interchangeable front and back bumps and Chaz’s preferred face mask:
View attachment 524663
And finally, it would not be a Big Loz thread without at least one mention of sweetcorn
that was so worth the wait, thank you lovely xxMicApologies to the Scrunchie Bunch / Multipack / Cob / Scrum for the tardiness of my recap. You’re all so bloody funny and entertaining that the posts just seem to fly by despite Big Loz’s sloth-like activity levels.
We now have our very own Easter Mascot named Scrunchie, who alongside his lamby lamb
Big Loz is definitely a woman of many nicknames, but a new one needs to be ‘the miner’ - not (just) because she’s happy to put a shift in down Oddbod’s hole, but because she never ceases to plumb new depths of stupidity.
She got the wrong end of the stick about some comments made by Nicola McClean and jumped on the wrong bandwagon to accuse others of having a positive body image on IG for popularity and likes. This was obviously baffling to her as she hates her body and appearance so much she feels the need to change it beyond recognition and even FaceApp photos of herself as a child.
In fact, not content with photoshopping/filtering her photos once, she’s decided to double up just in case she has any definition left in her facial features. This is a more realistic idea of the original.
Her OK column caught her in the act of telling some porky pies (rather than just eating them) as she revealed she went to hospital because she “didn’t feel the baby move” but then announced with a revolting photo of Oddbod fingering her that she felt the baby kick for the first time on Friday
Instead of using their combined brain power - about the same IQ as a used teabag - to consider what the most appropriate course of action would be, or indeed using the internet on the phone that is permanently glued to herpork sausage fingerstiny hand, they pitched up at A&E when Oddbod started suffering from earache. Here are a few hashtags to summarise our thoughts.
Last week she revealed that her strong pregnancy ‘ormones are responsible for her grotesque fish lips, it’s definitely not that she’s been filling them at home with her #gifted supplies.
Soon they will take over her face.
More evidence of Covid rule breaking - for her it’s as easy as breathing - when she went for a picnic and got caughtstuffing her face‘feeding the bump’ whilst herkidPrince climbed the fence like a naughty schoolboy.
Another day, another new face for Big Loz on a staged outing with chunky Chaz. It’s no wonder he has bought the FB market place exercise bike as his physique seems to have filled out quite considerably during his time with Big Loz aside from one area which has made a hasty retreat. Now what is a chode @Facehugger?
In case you were wondering what Chaz is packing @NinaStar90 has the receipts. Haven’t managed to get rid of all the evidence Moley
The deterioration in his appearance and the dead eyes have made us think it may be time to #freecharlie and @Blowup80 provided us with this ditty on that very topic.
Poor @Pom Bear had a bit of a phone calamity but we were still treated to some artworks. My favourites were our yungel with her interchangeable front and back bumps and Chaz’s preferred face mask:
View attachment 524663
And finally, it would not be a Big Loz thread without at least one mention of sweetcorn
drop, 
Evening you gorgeous lot! I've been organising, throwing out stuff and packing all day and now I'm bloody shattered. Just caught up and to be clear she has posted photos of the only roast she has ever made in her life as if it's today but it's not, she really has lost the plot. I also voted no and I got supreme satisfaction from doing so! @Clickbait as always your recap is amazing and had me howling! @265 your dinner looked fantastic especially as all I have eaten today is toast
This made me laugh my head off next up his new programme "Ross Kemp on Dad's"I really must keep up with these threads! That photo of Chas staring blankly at his new bookie wookie
I've had three babies and my milk didn't even come in until 3 days after birth, it's usually colostrum before that point. I reckon there's been some er, twiddling going on to get that big puddle on their bedsheets! what am I even saying. What have I been brought to. That photo was definitely for the kink fans' benefit, why else would she even post that.
“Miner”Apologies to the Scrunchie Bunch / Multipack / Cob / Scrum for the tardiness of my recap. You’re all so bloody funny and entertaining that the posts just seem to fly by despite Big Loz’s sloth-like activity levels.
We now have our very own Easter Mascot named Scrunchie, who alongside his lamby lamb
Big Loz is definitely a woman of many nicknames, but a new one needs to be ‘the miner’ - not (just) because she’s happy to put a shift in down Oddbod’s hole, but because she never ceases to plumb new depths of stupidity.
She got the wrong end of the stick about some comments made by Nicola McClean and jumped on the wrong bandwagon to accuse others of having a positive body image on IG for popularity and likes. This was obviously baffling to her as she hates her body and appearance so much she feels the need to change it beyond recognition and even FaceApp photos of herself as a child.
In fact, not content with photoshopping/filtering her photos once, she’s decided to double up just in case she has any definition left in her facial features. This is a more realistic idea of the original.
Her OK column caught her in the act of telling some porky pies (rather than just eating them) as she revealed she went to hospital because she “didn’t feel the baby move” but then announced with a revolting photo of Oddbod fingering her that she felt the baby kick for the first time on Friday
Instead of using their combined brain power - about the same IQ as a used teabag - to consider what the most appropriate course of action would be, or indeed using the internet on the phone that is permanently glued to herpork sausage fingerstiny hand, they pitched up at A&E when Oddbod started suffering from earache. Here are a few hashtags to summarise our thoughts.
Last week she revealed that her strong pregnancy ‘ormones are responsible for her grotesque fish lips, it’s definitely not that she’s been filling them at home with her #gifted supplies.
Soon they will take over her face.
More evidence of Covid rule breaking - for her it’s as easy as breathing - when she went for a picnic and got caughtstuffing her face‘feeding the bump’ whilst herkidPrince climbed the fence like a naughty schoolboy.
Another day, another new face for Big Loz on a staged outing with chunky Chaz. It’s no wonder he has bought the FB market place exercise bike as his physique seems to have filled out quite considerably during his time with Big Loz aside from one area which has made a hasty retreat. Now what is a chode @Facehugger?
In case you were wondering what Chaz is packing @NinaStar90 has the receipts. Haven’t managed to get rid of all the evidence Moley
The deterioration in his appearance and the dead eyes have made us think it may be time to #freecharlie and @Blowup80 provided us with this ditty on that very topic.
Poor @Pom Bear had a bit of a phone calamity but we were still treated to some artworks. My favourites were our yungel with her interchangeable front and back bumps and Chaz’s preferred face mask:
View attachment 524663
And finally, it would not be a Big Loz thread without at least one mention of sweetcorn
She's more 'Beard V Food' (he's actually a really nice guy) but ya know what I mean folksI’m glad she wasn’t eating it again today. It was bad enough knowing she devoured THAT many roasts last time.
I think she might have found a new job though... competitive eatershe would put the man vs food hosts to shame
Bless youEvening you gorgeous lot! I've been organising, throwing out stuff and packing all day and now I'm bloody shattered. Just caught up and to be clear she has posted photos of the only roast she has ever made in her life as if it's today but it's not, she really has lost the plot. I also voted no and I got supreme satisfaction from doing so! @Clickbait as always your recap is amazing and had me howling! @265 your dinner looked fantastic especially as all I have eaten today is toast
This made me laugh my head off next up his new programme "Ross Kemp on Dad's"
how long have you got before you move to your new place? Must be so exciting but sad all at the same time? 
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