Lauren Goodger #22 On only fans flogging her golly, earning money for her baybeh Lolly.

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Blowup80

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I can't imagine have to look after that lazy beast she's the sort of partner that takes the huff over boring meaningless drivel. We all know them or are them the pure evil eyes huff face 😂😂😂


Think of all the fanny and bummy he could be chasing. #FreeCharlie
Yep #freecharlie. Lad needs his sink, his pals and his butt plug. He's young he is experimenting. Let him have his fun!
 

liar liar

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To cut a long story short, people are just fucking stupid.
It's all about entitlement - restricting peepulz freedumz!
To quote ya... 'To cut a long story short I lost my mind...'

Think of all the new tracksuits he could be buying, raps he could be writing, pornos he could be making. I mean really it's the rest of the world who's missing out. She has ruined it for everyone.
All he has to look forward to is leisurewear knitted by grannies who normally knit his Shreddies - bless. 🙏
 

Katie8ee

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Not a trademark - a company of the Govt Companies House site - go on and input a name and you can see all companies they are directors of. Or do the other way and put in the company name.
Lauren has four dissolved companies/appointments one of them was a mix of her and Jake her old fellas names. Girl will never ever ever learn.

So here is an odd thing I have just found out, when she speaks about why Lauren's Gold the old tan went tits up she says it's because the business partner done the dirty on her and she lost loads of money. Well according to companies House the business partner was that Jodie who is one of her best mates. They are always all over each others Instagram and Big Loz spent time with her throughout her lockdown breaches.

Curiouser and curiouser ...
 

Katie8ee

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I can't believe her dad and his wife tried to educate her and expected help around the house. Did they not know who she would grow up to be ? 🤔
Also realized after reading the book excerpt and the actual facts the story she puts out is bullshit. Lauren has always said her Mum had her and the other three and she was sent away. It seems Lauren was the only one who had an involved Dad and when that arrangement started the other kids weren't born or didn't have Dads. I know it's nit picking and Im not trying to devalue her experience but what's even the point of telling that lie? It's in the bloody book the truth.
 

Blowup80

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At the grand old age of 23
Chaz he had no dignity
Poking bums to earn his money
He never seen Big Loz a coming

Lozza she did have a plan
That plan it was to grab a man
A man that's ripe, a man that's young
A man that aims for the sink
Out of his gun.

A man who wanted fun and fame
But that was not her only game
A baby is what she had planned
With the sink boy
And his limp hand.

She got preggers, it happened quick
To a man that says no to fadge and yes to prick
A man that is still only 23
#wemustfreeCharlie!!!
 

Sasha Sinclair

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Also realized after reading the book excerpt and the actual facts the story she puts out is bullshit. Lauren has always said her Mum had her and the other three and she was sent away. It seems Lauren was the only one who had an involved Dad and when that arrangement started the other kids weren't born or didn't have Dads. I know it's nit picking and Im not trying to devalue her experience but what's even the point of telling that lie? It's in the bloody book the truth.
By her own account , her dad and stepmum did their best by her, but she wasn't allowed a telly in room so she wanted to live with her mum. She's clearly always been an ungrateful brat. She's clearly spun so much shit she's no longer any idea of the truth.
 

liar liar

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At the grand old age of 23
Chaz he had no dignity
Poking bums to earn his money
He never seen Big Loz a coming

Lozza she did have a plan
That plan it was to grab a man
A man that's ripe, a man that's young
A man that aims for the sink
Out of his gun.

A man who wanted fun and fame
But that was not her only game
A baby is what she had planned
With the sink boy
And his limp hand.

She got preggers, it happened quick
To a man that says no to fadge and yes to prick
A man that is still only 23
#wemustfreeCharlie!!!
Bravo! Ha ha! 👏 👏 👏
 

Katie8ee

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As I was readi

By her own account , her dad and stepmum did their best by her, but she wasn't allowed a telly in room so she wanted to live with her mum. She's clearly always been an ungrateful brat. She's clearly spun so much shit she's no longer any idea of the truth.
Yeh basically she didn't like her atepmum because she didn't have blankets on her sofa and wanted to educate her. No wonder her relationship with her Dad soured writing these things about him and Julie the stepmum when they did their best by her.

At the grand old age of 23
Chaz he had no dignity
Poking bums to earn his money
He never seen Big Loz a coming

Lozza she did have a plan
That plan it was to grab a man
A man that's ripe, a man that's young
A man that aims for the sink
Out of his gun.

A man who wanted fun and fame
But that was not her only game
A baby is what she had planned
With the sink boy
And his limp hand.

She got preggers, it happened quick
To a man that says no to fadge and yes to prick
A man that is still only 23
#wemustfreeCharlie!!!
Legend 👏
 

Clickbait

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Her own clothing brand. Yeah, that’s a great idea because what people are always thinking is “Wow, Big Loz Goodger dresses well, I’d love to copy her style!” She can’t even get her own range in PLT or In The Style. I wonder if this was set off by their time ‘modelling’ for Aivilo? They’re still on their website where I spotted this photo which had me in hysterics.

A while ago Oddbod was asking about clothing manufacturers (early Jan) so perhaps this has been a plan after she had to shelve being a manager to other yungels doing OF. She has no (successful) business experience. He tried to set up a car fragrance business that clearly never got off the ground. This will just be a pointless exercise. I guess Big Loz will just put up the money to keep him happy so he doesn’t go back to GFP on OF.
 

Sunnydaze101

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Lauren has four dissolved companies/appointments one of them was a mix of her and Jake her old fellas names. Girl will never ever ever learn.

So here is an odd thing I have just found out, when she speaks about why Lauren's Gold the old tan went tits up she says it's because the business partner done the dirty on her and she lost loads of money. Well according to companies House the business partner was that Jodie who is one of her best mates. They are always all over each others Instagram and Big Loz spent time with her throughout her lockdown breaches.

Curiouser and curiouser ...
So. I think the partner who ripped her off was some guy with a foreign name. And on that company listing he’s “resigned”. Let me dig out an article.


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Katie8ee

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So. I think the partner who ripped her off was some guy with a foreign name. And on that company listing he’s “resigned”. Let me dig out an article.


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I see I see and I do recall this happening it's amazing how nothing is ever her fault.

I found two photos of when they first started courting 😂 this guy has realllllly let himself go. I apologise for what your about to see I'm not into werewolf faced guys either but it's all part of our research.
 

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Blowup80

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I see I see and I do recall this happening it's amazing how nothing is ever her fault.

I found two photos of when they first started courting 😂 this guy has realllllly let himself go. I apologise for what your about to see I'm not into werewolf faced guys either but it's all part of our research.
What's he packing down there? He doesn't look that big in the tracksuit from yesterday. I mean I could cover his face while I rode him to Texas just an idea? You know for research purposes? 🤣
 

Katie8ee

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What's he packing down there? He doesn't look that big in the tracksuit from yesterday. I mean I could cover his face while I rode him to Texas just an idea? You know for research purposes? 🤣
Are you willing to be our tribute and steal Charlie away and then drop him like a hot potato, for research purposes

Full disclosure I had to edit this as I had clicked the wrong gif to insert and some of the gifs on here are very naughty.
 

Blowup80

Chatty Member
Are you willing to be our tribute and steal Charlie away and then drop him like a hot potato, for research purposes obv
Well I'll have to make sure the beard doesn't find out. He will also need 4 showers and be rubbed down in disinfectant prior to the event, you know what I'm like scrunchies! But yes I may just may do this for the team. Off for a lie down now to mentally prepare.
 

Orangeinessex

Well-known member
I see I see and I do recall this happening it's amazing how nothing is ever her fault.

I found two photos of when they first started courting 😂 this guy has realllllly let himself go. I apologise for what your about to see I'm not into werewolf faced guys either but it's all part of our research.
Asking for a friend - what do we think he has stuffed down his shorts because if you compare it with yesterdays grey tracky presentation, there seems to be quite a lot of, erm, deviation in terms of scale.
 
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