The Ingham Family Gossip Forum

Congratulations @vhopper2000 TLDR - When one adventure ends another begins. The Inghams went on holiday to Birmingham, leaving Isabelle at home with Prinny and the guinea pigs. - The Inghams are currently in Disneyland Paris. They're walking around wearing Dry Robes and massive ear headbands...

Congratulations @RealWelshWitch TLDR - The Inghams reuploaded the first Lapland vlog from christmas 2018 yesterday in their desperation for cash. - Mind numbingly boring Q&A where we learnt nothing. Chris and Sarah admit they both want another child. Chris can turn his brain off. isabelle is...

Congrats @michanson 👏 OK who would like to do a recap on the last thread, pretty please? 🤗

Congratulations @Greenandgold TLDR - Aurora is officially Aurora Bella Rosavie. Chris got his way again and named his daughter after one of his victims. They now have Mila Rosabelle, Aurora Bella Rosavie and Isabelle, Isla and Mila. Oh and they live at Rosabelle Manor. - Aurora has been on...

Congratulations @xxme2uxx TLDR - Still no middle name for Aurora. Everyone in the family needs to learn how to hold her properly. - Chris had a "business meeting" with Victoria 'Shittle/Horeseface' Shortle. The hopeless romantic bought new Primark clothes for the occasion. She's already...

Congratulations @curious cookie jar TLDR - DInky Dot VI has been named Aurora. Tattle guessed her name before her conception, Her nickname is Aura. Chris chose it and will have the final says on the middle name too, as he has done with everything this entire pregnancy. It will likely be...

Congratulations @Big frank TLDR - Baby Dinky Dot VI made her grand entrance on 11th October 2023 at 15:24pm weighing 7lbs 6oz according to her parents, who are both notorious liars. - The kids have been introduced to Dinky Dot VI. There was much noise and her name may be Olivia. Chris blurred...

Congrats @Greenandgold - fantastic thread title! 👏 TLDR Creepy tried to style out the fact that he was spotted in the wild, by wearing a novelty beanie with eyes on the back 👀. Maybe he's watching all his disillusioned apprentices as they deflect back to the Matrix - numbers are starting to...

Congratulations @Malcolm Conkers TLDR - Today's vlog is clickbait; it was just a check up. Cystopher is keeping the baby firmly inside Sarah. - Mila asked not to be filmed but was ignored by her lard arse mother - Sarah pulled Mila by her hair and yanked Jace's glasses off. - @Lola-may had...

Congratulations @Priority education and @Scotblock TLDR - Cystopher the fanny cyst has been the topic of conversation this week. Sarah got a second opinion on the birth and it looks like a c-section is the best option. - Treacle the Guinea Pig was given an unnecessary bath and then to add to...

Congratulations @Daisydreaming TLDR - Sarah has a 3.5cm cyst up her vagina. She posted a long video waffling on about being scared to have a c-section as she doesn't want to know they baby's birthday in advance. - The doctor told Sarah that the cyst can either be drained during labour or she...

Congratulations @Beestripes92 TLDR - Sarah has suffered a setback in her pregnancy and will reveal all in the next few days. There has been much speculation on Tattle as to what is wrong; perhaps an induction or elective c-section. Whatever it is forced them to leave their holiday early but...

Congratulations @Ruth1983 TLDR - The Inghams are still on a two week holiday in Devon with Sarah 35 weeks pregnant and no hospital bag (which they forgot and couldn't be bothered to go back for). She has been experiencing Braxton Hicks. They debated going home but decided to stay. - Chris had...

Thread title thanks to @Malcolm Conkers TLDR: Busy week for the Inghams, easy to forget that it was their eldest's 18th birthday because everything else was such a shit show. No party for her, no meet up with friends, just her parents and siblings - again. It is really, really sad. -Chris is...

Congratulations @Sunshineandshadows TLDR - Sarah got into an argument on a car seat safety Facebook group about her lies surrounding why she's consultant led in this pregnancy. She may have faked some hospital notes to back herself up. - Chris admitted he has boobies. He also needs to get...

Congratulations @Impleo TLDR - Isabelle turns 18 today. She's the biggest social butterfly Chris knows and a role model. A role model for being boring more like (@slmapg's wise word's not mine). Isabelle has no GCSEs or any other qualifications, no friends, no future and will still be having...

Congratulations to the Inghams on this remarkable feat of 300 threads. Few achieve it. The local authorities will have fun looking through all the receipts one day. Good luck to any new Tattlers wanting to read all the threads from the beginning. What a journey it's been!! Some quick statistics...

Starting a new thread whilst I wait to speak to the doctors. I'll either be waiting 10 minutes or 10 hours. Congratulations @Malcolm Conkers TLDR - The Inghams' world is imploding around them. Just a theory but I'm sure I will be proven to be correct soon. - Chris is now a published author...

Congratulations @Big frank TLDR - HMP Ingham has gained three new inmates. Guinea Pigs Squeaky/Squeak/Squeaks, Treacle and Shadow/Pepsi have been sentenced to a life of neglect and cruelty with an unsuitable diet, poor hygiene and being passed from pillar to post when their owners go on...

Inghams are back from their latest super duper Europe road trip. First thing Izzy did was see her imaginary boyfriend tidy her room. Chris transformed the master bedroom - looks like a budget hotel chain. Maybe that's so he can reminisce about cheating on Lazy. Sarah had a tag team midwife and...

Congratulations @michanson TLDR - The Inghams didn't upload yesterday or today so it's likely they're heading home. Chris has blamed today's missed upload on the van broadband having a "service update". All roaming services are 'effected' until Sunday so our ears will get a rest from all the...

Congratulations @Big frank TLDR - Mila's birthday morning unwrapping her presents was dominated by Jace. The boring day at the beach was so her nonce father could show how brave he is by going in the sea. Dinner was the best American Diner burger they ever did see on the Island of Portugal...

Congratulations @AVeryLot TLDR - Tattle hero Mila threw the back-up camera into a swimming pool and made Sarah the beached whale run in an attempt to save it. Someone nominate Mila a knighthood. Chris's phone was 'stolen' (for insurance purposes). Disasters on this trip have also claimed the...

Inghams are currently on another amazing pow wow tour of the beaches of Europe. The air con in the RV doesn't appear to be working and there is a 40* heatwave forecast Lazy trolled us with a list of baby names that one tattler described as pulling letters out of a Scrabble bag. Mila is still a...

Congratulations @I can’t cope TLDR - The van trip has so far consisted of several days at Disney, moaning about the sun, issues with the grey tank and screeching about French McDonalds. At least they have no bills to pay. - Esme celebrated her birthday with her 7843272910372th visit to...