The Ingham Family #313 Chris Ingham; he's a disgusting fella, named his baby after his victim Bella!

[thegreencow]

Congratulations @Greenandgold

TLDR
- Aurora is officially Aurora Bella Rosavie. Chris got his way again and named his daughter after one of his victims. They now have Mila Rosabelle, Aurora Bella Rosavie and Isabelle, Isla and Mila. Oh and they live at Rosabelle Manor.
- Aurora has been on her first caravan trip to Blackpool, had her first day out to Gulliver's Valley and been to her first fireworks display before she turns one month old (tomorrow). She spent over five hours in the car seat on the way to Blackpool due to traffic and poor planning.
- Baby and Me has been relaunched for pre-orders. Chris admitted he wants all the ifam's money.
- Sarah's nipples are 13mm in diameter. Add an extra 5 to that and you get the truth.
- Chris called Sarah a 'hot wife'. He loves the “Stacey Solomon bad boys” bedding because they’re “so thick and juicy”.
- Aurora is beginning to get the blame for everything such as the Inghams being late for something.
- Sarah walked around The Range with Aurora hanging off her tit.
- Jace pushed Mila over and almost trod on her. He also tried to rip Aurora's leg off. Aurora is being thrown around like a ragdoll.

Hi Steve How's your hot wife? Whoops my bad, Jane hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.

Credit to @Malcolm Conkers

 

[mags]

Thanks for the new post and recap @thegreencow

Maybe the Mods can just tweak the title and change it to "victim" instead of "conquest" please, as discussed on the last thread? It would save any potential confusion and upset.

 

[Abbvay]

At age 14 most would go off to meet their friends at the firework display and do stuff with them, rather than wait to the end and then meet them awkwardly in front of their whole family and have younger siblings following whilst trying to chat.

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

At age 14 most would go off to meet their friends at the firework display and do stuff with them, rather than wait to the end and then meet them awkwardly in front of their whole family and have younger siblings following whilst trying to chat.

I think of one reason why Chris wanted to meet her friend.

 

[Greenandgold]

Congratulations @Greenandgold
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TLDR
- Aurora is officially Aurora Bella Rosavie. Chris got his way again and named his daughter after one of his victims. They now have Mila Rosabelle, Aurora Bella Rosavie and Isabelle, Isla and Mila. Oh and they live at Rosabelle Manor.
- Aurora has been on her first caravan trip to Blackpool, had her first day out to Gulliver's Valley and been to her first fireworks display before she turns one month old (tomorrow). She spent over five hours in the car seat on the way to Blackpool due to traffic and poor planning.
- Baby and Me has been relaunched for pre-orders. Chris admitted he wants all the ifam's money.
- Sarah's nipples are 13mm in diameter. Add an extra 5 to that and you get the truth.
- Chris called Sarah a 'hot wife'. He loves the “Stacey Solomon bad boys” bedding because they’re “so thick and juicy”.
- Aurora is beginning to get the blame for everything such as the Inghams being late for something.
- Sarah walked around The Range with Aurora hanging off her tit.
- Jace pushed Mila over and almost trod on her. He also tried to rip Aurora's leg off. Aurora is being thrown around like a ragdoll.

Hi Steve How's your hot wife? Whoops my bad, Jane hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.

Credit to @Malcolm Conkers
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Thank you Green Cow and Tattlers

 

[Ziggzaggz]

The title is brilliant but should be victim not conquest.
Hi Steve

 

[Sadie0801]

Isla's brand new jacket is far too small for her. The poor girl is bursting out it. I don't know why Sarah can't just buy clothes that fit, rather than squeezing them into the size she wants them to be. She doesn't even need to mention what size they're in in the vlogs. No one cares.

 

[Priority education]

@Ruth1983 The Buggalugs nose and paw balm is excellent. You can get it online. Asda stock it but not in all stores. Their range is excellent especially the shampoo and perfume. Can we have an updated picture of Raff please? Hope he’s behaving himself

 

[LoveisLove]

Isla's brand new jacket is far too small for her. The poor girl is bursting out it. I don't know why Sarah can't just buy clothes that fit, rather than squeezing them into the size she wants them to be. She doesn't even need to mention what size they're in in the vlogs. No one cares.

No gloves????

 

[Otterwise]

Isla's brand new jacket is far too small for her. The poor girl is bursting out it. I don't know why Sarah can't just buy clothes that fit, rather than squeezing them into the size she wants them to be. She doesn't even need to mention what size they're in in the vlogs. No one cares.

The woman isn't wired right.

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

Hi Steve

 

[Ruth1983]

@Ruth1983 The Buggalugs nose and paw balm is excellent. You can get it online. Asda stock it but not in all stores. Their range is excellent especially the shampoo and perfume. Can we have an updated picture of Raff please? Hope he’s behaving himself

Thank you!!
he’s still the bestest boy! Was not bothered at all by fireworks and to date has only chewed the wire of old hair straightners lol
He stole a head band I was due to wear on a hen do so I made him wear it

 

[mags]

The title is brilliant but should be victim not conquest.

I've sent a request to the Mods to have it changed.

(Hopefully nobody will object as the general consensus seemed to be in agreement.)

 

[Mostyn]

Hi Steve/jane remember Bella

 

[Ruth1983]

I've sent a request to the Mods to have it changed.

(Hopefully nobody will object as the general consensus seemed to be in agreement.)

It’s been changed

 

[MissWinnie]

Isla's brand new jacket is far too small for her. The poor girl is bursting out it. I don't know why Sarah can't just buy clothes that fit, rather than squeezing them into the size she wants them to be. She doesn't even need to mention what size they're in in the vlogs. No one cares.

That’s an old one - her new one isn’t too dissimilar to her mother’s but in green. Although saying that, this won’t last her long either

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

Congratulations @Greenandgold
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TLDR
- Aurora is officially Aurora Bella Rosavie. Chris got his way again and named his daughter after one of his victims. They now have Mila Rosabelle, Aurora Bella Rosavie and Isabelle, Isla and Mila. Oh and they live at Rosabelle Manor.
- Aurora has been on her first caravan trip to Blackpool, had her first day out to Gulliver's Valley and been to her first fireworks display before she turns one month old (tomorrow). She spent over five hours in the car seat on the way to Blackpool due to traffic and poor planning.
- Baby and Me has been relaunched for pre-orders. Chris admitted he wants all the ifam's money.
- Sarah's nipples are 13mm in diameter. Add an extra 5 to that and you get the truth.
- Chris called Sarah a 'hot wife'. He loves the “Stacey Solomon bad boys” bedding because they’re “so thick and juicy”.
- Aurora is beginning to get the blame for everything such as the Inghams being late for something.
- Sarah walked around The Range with Aurora hanging off her tit.
- Jace pushed Mila over and almost trod on her. He also tried to rip Aurora's leg off. Aurora is being thrown around like a ragdoll.

Hi Steve How's your hot wife? Whoops my bad, Jane hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.

Credit to @Malcolm Conkers
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Thank you @thegreencow , and thank you all for the very generous reaction to my portrait, and a special thank you to the man himself, DeLonge, for providing the perfect muse. I have learned to do things I never expected, thanks to you - last night, I made a track with you serenading Prinny through a 70’s disco vocoder, played over a solo by a double-receded Armenian duduk.

eta - that should say ‘double-reeded’, it’s a wind instrument, but autocorrect made it’s own DeLonge baldy joke.

 

[Web30]

I know we take the mess out of the lasagne baguette but this doesn't seem as bad!

 

[uwotmate]

Poor prinny

 

[Ashshakur93]

Poor prinny

That face she pulls before moving Prinny just reminds me of her nonce father