The Ingham Family #330 Creepy the G saw a real roadman and did a little wee! 💦

[mags]

Congratulations @Big frank - fab thread title

TLDR

Jace's birthday celebrations
The whole family went to XscapeYorkshire for trampolining, mooching about the amusement arcade and watching Creepy take the birthday boy for a quick spin in the go-karts. Creepy panicked when some "roadmen" stormed the trampoline park. He got Security to chase them out but Izzy already had it covered with the most powerful dirty look you never did see.

The playroom was magically transformed overnight (by a creepy 'Fairy Oddfather') with the installation of outdoor play equipment clearly unsuitable for the space (part of Jace's birthday presents). Creepy said we weren't ready for it. Tru dat, bruv!

Easter
40+ big chocolate eggs were placed on the grass for their crappy egg hunt (hunting optional, blindfold required). Sadly Creepy didn't skid on dog tit this year.

There was controversy over the "extravagant" Easter celebrations with excessive chocolate and gift baskets - vlog comments complained about it being Christmas v2. Disgusting display of greed and insensitivity, selfishly flaunting it to others.

Lazy's haircut
Most agreed it was better to have the straggly ends lopped off but it's not much of a restyle, just shorter...cue much debate about the quality/suitability of the cut and the fact that Creepy filmed the stylist at work.

Secret 2 Year Plan
Clickbaited family meeting which left nobody any the wiser....just another thing teased but kept private, like their home ed arrangements, the welfare of the guinea pigs, Jace's reading skills and Isabelle's entrepreneurial credentials.

Isabelle's first tattoos
A very giddy Creepy took Isabelle (and the vlogging camera) to get her first ink - a rearview mirror "Keep Travelling" design on her arm (I wonder if she realises that this type of tattoo is popular with Harry Styles fans) and a Katie Price-esque bow design woman stamp on her front lower hip area, below the waist.

Much speculation about the personal significance/meaning, the quality of artistry and how long before she regrets them. General consensus of Tattlers is that they're not great designs and not done very well.

Misc....

Isla said that she likes matching outfits with Mila and Lazy enables it despite the big age difference and Isla approaching her teen years.

Creepy keeps holding baby Aurora like a sack of spuds, not well supported. His innapropriate hand placement is causing some concern.

On a slightly OT note, kind and compassionate Tattlers rallied to give support to those amongst us who particularly need it at the moment. Not a rare occurrence but worth noting because YOU ALL ROCK!
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From the old thread - credit @Otterwise

Temu Kathy Bates

 

[Barnsey92]

The mingham parents claiming Isabelle is studying A Levels and has her own business is laughable. My a-levels were intense alongside required home study time which consisted of every hour I spent in college had 2 hours required at home. I’m currently studying a Forensic Psychology degree and if Isabelle thinks she can cope with the workload (let alone the content being studied) then she is extremely deluded.

Speaking of my FP degree, this family would be fascinating to study from a psychology perspective. I can guarantee at least two of them (Sarah & Isabelle) are presenting with symptoms related to Stockholm Syndrome when it comes to N0nce boi. Let alone the blatant (and very concerning) age regression in Isla which also appears to be presenting in a sort of form of PTSD, anxiety and/or perhaps Golden Child Syndrome. My thoughts behind Isla having these three is that she is obviously traumatised that she has a family which is now so socially isolated with zero education or friends that she is grieving the life she used to live. The anxiety is from receiving little to no attention. Golden Child Syndrome is where a child desperately trying to please their parent/caregiver to receive the same attention that the child once had and no longer has.

Honestly, this whole family is a walking/living psychology study my aim of studying this degree, following Masters & Doctorate is to help kids like Isla and kids who have gone through the same as I did as a child and I want them all to find their voice, confidence and make sure they’ll go into adulthood feeling validated and heard.

Wow that turned into a long comment. Sorry

 

[mags]

Sorry @Big frank Just realised that I used a sweat emoji for Creepy's wee! (I'm not too au fait with emoji etiquette and got mixed up!)

He is a very sweaty specimen though and was no doubt sweating buckets when faced with such peril as real life roadmen so it still works.

 

[Danielleintheusa]

Funny how THIS vlog is the only vlog she allowed comments on. She should have known better, they aren't great comments to be had
Most are about the quality of work, why her step creep went, and where her car is

 

[Stephie]

What they have said regarding Izzy doing A levels and running her own business is just cruel. She hasn't even sat a single GCSE (although they did pretend), so how can she be expected to do A levels. And A levels are pointless if she has no plans to uni. Again, I can't see anyone getting into uni without a single qualification to their name. It makes no sense, which is why we know it isn't true. If anything, she has a couple of A level books from WHSmiths in her room. But her parents are painting out a picture that she is heading towards a successful future, when we and worst of all SHE knows she isn't. It must really mess with her head. And 'SassyBelle' does make me cringe. She's got about as much sass as a used teabag. She can't even put a sentence together properly

 

[Ziggzaggz]

The Ink Izzy had look like they have been drawn on by a felt pen, she is so going to regret them.

 

[Noahsark]

Video of the Ingham's trampoline during storm Kathleen

 

[Barnsey92]

The Ink Izzy had look like they have been drawn on my a felt pen, she is so going to regret them.

Looks bloody awful doesn’t it? Really stupid idea for a first ink. My first (of many) when I was 18 was the words “Surrender to Nothing” with blue swirls around it to symbolise my extreme struggles with poor mental health as a teen and even my current issues as an adult with my health thinking about it! - I have fibromyalgia. You’d think she’d choose something a bit more profound and less woman stampy!

 

[Stephie]

Just had a proper look at her 'artwork' and as some said earlier, it looks like a cannula. People are going to see it and probably assume she's living with a survived an illness. I did laugh at the tacky bow and even tackier placement. Reminds me of my first tatt I got which my kids refer to as my woman stamp

 

[nattis]

I am just going to jump this tatoo picture over to this thread so I don't have to go back to the old thread every time someone talks about it. First page is easier to find.

So can anyone figure out what on the right side of the mirror is, Looking at it one way I think it is a face, another way it looks like a house but on the video it looked a little like a mountain.
It must be true that Isabelle is a social butterfly because she now have it on her arm.

 

[Poppyflower800]

 

[rainbow20]

Just seen a clip of her getting the tattoo on tiktok. Why on earth is he slowly filming across her breasts? When else have you ever seen a father get "super cool shots" of his daughter like she's a porn star? Wake the duck up Sarah bloody hell. None of this if that's how you weirdos view it, there's literally no other way to view it!!! No loving and decent father would ever do that. Are you honestly telling me you don't get that horrible gut wrenching this isn't right feeling when viewing that? Or are you so used to feeling it each time you look at your slimeball husband you don't even recognise it any more? That's literally made me sick to my stomach.

 

[becca7721]

Funny how THIS vlog is the only vlog she allowed comments on. She should have known better, they aren't great comments to be had
Most are about the quality of work, why her step creep went, and where her car is

I’m surprised she allowed them at all given the last time.
Unfortunately she’s just looking increasingly silly at this point given her situation with the Ingham Family Ltd.
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I give “Sarah says” four weeks.
I’m feeling generous.

 

[nattis]

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So how long will this keep up 3 times like memory monday, minivlog monday and others I don't even remember.

 

[MissWinnie]

They really don’t have anything to vlog do they A couple of minutes of Jace and Mila playing a new game they’ve got and the rest of it is Sarah. Sarah has said she and Chris have decided they need a health kick so she’s started by using a new juicer. to make various juices. The fact she’s made several different ones probably means it’s been gifted without an actual mention of it being gifted. She’s then shown herself making the little ones lunch and finally she’s made them tea with salmon and steak for Chris and Esme. No sign of the 3 older girls at all in the vlog tonight. She has also filmed a ‘Sarah Says’ video. Her mini vlog Mondays lasted long

 

[YouTube]

The Ingham Family posted:
OPENING UP OUR OWN JUICE BAR!

 

[kizzy]

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Oh ! Thank duck for that ! I haven't known what to do with myself whilst she's been too idle to do them ! (Joking obvs !)

 

[Gossngiggles]

Wonder how long the health kick will last

 

[Jesuschristo]

The Ingham Family posted:
OPENING UP OUR OWN JUICE BAR!
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Drinking juices FULL of sugar whilst continuing to eat cheese slop for dinner every night is not going to have a positive affect on their health, they are so thick

 

[Stephie]

I am just going to jump this tatoo picture over to this thread so I don't have to go back to the old thread every time someone talks about it. First page is easier to find.
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So can anyone figure out what on the right side of the mirror is, Looking at it one way I think it is a face, another way it looks like a house but on the video it looked a little like a mountain.
It must be true that Isabelle is a social butterfly because she now have it on her arm.

Is that what the butterfly is meant to symbolise? I thought maybe the apprentice just couldn't draw a fluffy dice. I think they misunderstand the term 'social butterfly' and think it means moving about. Rather than it's actual meaning of interacting with other people in a wide range of settings. What a dick head.

Or maybe it's the moth she befriended on one of their recent trips (can't remember where it was)