The Ingham Family Gossip Forum

Congratulations @Daisydreaming TLDR - Sarah has a 3.5cm cyst up her vagina. She posted a long video waffling on about being scared to have a c-section as she doesn't want to know they baby's birthday in advance. - The doctor told Sarah that the cyst can either be drained during labour or she...

Congratulations @Beestripes92 TLDR - Sarah has suffered a setback in her pregnancy and will reveal all in the next few days. There has been much speculation on Tattle as to what is wrong; perhaps an induction or elective c-section. Whatever it is forced them to leave their holiday early but...

Congratulations @Ruth1983 TLDR - The Inghams are still on a two week holiday in Devon with Sarah 35 weeks pregnant and no hospital bag (which they forgot and couldn't be bothered to go back for). She has been experiencing Braxton Hicks. They debated going home but decided to stay. - Chris had...

Thread title thanks to @Malcolm Conkers TLDR: Busy week for the Inghams, easy to forget that it was their eldest's 18th birthday because everything else was such a shit show. No party for her, no meet up with friends, just her parents and siblings - again. It is really, really sad. -Chris is...

Congratulations @Sunshineandshadows TLDR - Sarah got into an argument on a car seat safety Facebook group about her lies surrounding why she's consultant led in this pregnancy. She may have faked some hospital notes to back herself up. - Chris admitted he has boobies. He also needs to get...

Congratulations @Impleo TLDR - Isabelle turns 18 today. She's the biggest social butterfly Chris knows and a role model. A role model for being boring more like (@slmapg's wise word's not mine). Isabelle has no GCSEs or any other qualifications, no friends, no future and will still be having...

Congratulations to the Inghams on this remarkable feat of 300 threads. Few achieve it. The local authorities will have fun looking through all the receipts one day. Good luck to any new Tattlers wanting to read all the threads from the beginning. What a journey it's been!! Some quick statistics...

Starting a new thread whilst I wait to speak to the doctors. I'll either be waiting 10 minutes or 10 hours. Congratulations @Malcolm Conkers TLDR - The Inghams' world is imploding around them. Just a theory but I'm sure I will be proven to be correct soon. - Chris is now a published author...

Congratulations @Big frank TLDR - HMP Ingham has gained three new inmates. Guinea Pigs Squeaky/Squeak/Squeaks, Treacle and Shadow/Pepsi have been sentenced to a life of neglect and cruelty with an unsuitable diet, poor hygiene and being passed from pillar to post when their owners go on...

Inghams are back from their latest super duper Europe road trip. First thing Izzy did was see her imaginary boyfriend tidy her room. Chris transformed the master bedroom - looks like a budget hotel chain. Maybe that's so he can reminisce about cheating on Lazy. Sarah had a tag team midwife and...

Congratulations @michanson TLDR - The Inghams didn't upload yesterday or today so it's likely they're heading home. Chris has blamed today's missed upload on the van broadband having a "service update". All roaming services are 'effected' until Sunday so our ears will get a rest from all the...

Congratulations @Big frank TLDR - Mila's birthday morning unwrapping her presents was dominated by Jace. The boring day at the beach was so her nonce father could show how brave he is by going in the sea. Dinner was the best American Diner burger they ever did see on the Island of Portugal...

Congratulations @AVeryLot TLDR - Tattle hero Mila threw the back-up camera into a swimming pool and made Sarah the beached whale run in an attempt to save it. Someone nominate Mila a knighthood. Chris's phone was 'stolen' (for insurance purposes). Disasters on this trip have also claimed the...

Inghams are currently on another amazing pow wow tour of the beaches of Europe. The air con in the RV doesn't appear to be working and there is a 40* heatwave forecast Lazy trolled us with a list of baby names that one tattler described as pulling letters out of a Scrabble bag. Mila is still a...

Congratulations @I can’t cope TLDR - The van trip has so far consisted of several days at Disney, moaning about the sun, issues with the grey tank and screeching about French McDonalds. At least they have no bills to pay. - Esme celebrated her birthday with her 7843272910372th visit to...

Congratulations @michanson 👏 It looked like poor Nannaaarrr had to resort to trying to contact Sarah via their vlog comments, as she'd apparently misplaced Sarah's phone number and it looks like Sarah doesn’t check in on her Nanna very often. We hope Nanna's OK. (You're always welcome here...

Congratulations @mags TLDR - The crochet animals Esme made for Tat and Me have been sold. Despite being specifically marked as for over 14 year olds and not toys, at least one has been given to a toddler. It's ok though because Sarah "spoke to trading standards". - Tat and Me has been closed...

Congratulations @Ruby2233. Title slightly altered to fit. TLDR - The Inghams are currently on a caravan holiday in Mablethorpe. Mila (22 months) was allowed to go on the climbing frame with 4 year old Jace to supervise whilst Sarah yapped away to the camera. - A gynaecologist is now in a...

Congratulations @michanson TLDR - The DPD van failed it's MOT spectacularly after top Hollywood rollerblader mechanic Dr Chris sold it to an unsuspecting buyer recently. It sounds like it would be cheaper to scrap it than repair it. - The Inghams are currently on holiday at Sherwood Exclusive...

Thank you for the votes TLDR - The Inghams are on holiday. It's speculated to be Turkey and they likely flew with Jet2 yesterday. - Prinny was finally taken to the groomers but her claws couldn't be clipped properly because of neglect. She was also left in the car alone for hours whilst the...

Congratulations @mags TLDR - Chris has submitted another idea for the privacy wall around the stairs. The brain in his huge head must be tiny because it took him over four months to come up with it. The email was sent to the planning officer at 1am on Monday and the grammar and sentence...

Congratulations @Neck lace TLDR - The greatest gender reveal to ever be uploaded to the internet confirmed the baby is a girl. Jace was the one to reveal the baby's sex by eating a doughnut. Tattle is already working hard to guess the name. - Sarah wanted to name her baby Cove or Covie if it...

Congratulations @Iddiebiddie. Shortened to fit. TLDR - The great gender/sex reveal of the century is being uploaded to Youtube tomorrow. - Chris threw a pregnancy test at the girls to announce Sarah's pregnancy. Isla was devastated and in floods of tears, and Isabelle was left to explain...

Congratulations @michanson TLDR - Chris got his wicked way and Sarah is knocked up again, due mid October. This is apparently the final child. Time will tell. - Sarah has diagnosed herself with hyperemesis gravidarum because she has bad morning sickness and threw up Fanta into snow in Finland...

Congrats @spookycat 👏 Speculation is mounting and apparently a big secret is about to be revealed (maybe) in the next few minutes. Is she or isn't she? One thing's for sure, us Tattlers will have something to say! So pleased that @thegreencow is back (Hope you're feeling all the love and...