Volume 14 recap:
* FTT and Kels got evicted and moved into a newer dustbin thanks to FTT sacrificing himself and working so incredibly hard to provide for his family. Truly, an inspiration for all men out there.
* Kels is preparing for a 70.3. Or is it a surprise BQ attempt!? The suspense is...
New thread! Congrats to @orange club biscuit for the suggestion, you get Full Time Tits dead tooth when it drops out. Pop it under your pillow for a BQ.
Old thread here https://tattle.life/threads/running-instagrammers-12-grwm-its-just-waking-up-dressing-and-eating-not-content.42195/
New thread to discuss the world’s saddest Insta running couple.
Will Kels do an Ironman? Or admit an injury? Will Tits go sub 220? And will either go and see a dentist?
Someone had to start the new thread. We need to continue today's Riga embarrassment.
Catch up here....
https://tattle.life/threads/welshrunner-kelloggs-on-the-run-11-tennis-triathlons-tiny-teeth-tits-day-in-the-life-of-unemployed-kellogg.40225/post-16934964
Who wants to do the recap?
This was the most liked thread title suggestion! I did have to amend due to character limits (110, for future reference!)
https://tattle.life/threads/welsh-runner-and-kelloggs-on-the-run-10-more-stoppage-time-than-the-nfl.38103/
New thread!
Old thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/welsh-runner-kelloggs-on-the-run-9-embarrass-the-body-homemade-gels-result-in-stress-fractures-no-pb-bell.35445
New thread! Old thread should be below. Poll is not really a poll as such but create your own Runfluencer starter pack above. With the right combination, you could be over sharing your life with strangers online, followed mainly by bots or perverts and coach people without having the slightest...
Well done @absolute-omnishambles via @eyethinkyousuck for the winning title. Obviously censored as it’s not PG for the actual thread title!
Please remember a few runners already have their own threads:
+ Project Marathon Girl (Jordan Foster) -...
New thread!
Old thread https://tattle.life/threads/thewelshrunner-kellogs_ontherun-8-all-in-running-in-the-buff-youll-get-a-pb-if-you-want-it-enough.34110/page-53#post-12794379
New thread and congrats to @absolute-omnishambles for the win!
Old thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/running-instagrammers-7-hard-lives-of-the-gifted-ones-full-sending-their-boomshakalakas-for-validation.31772/page-53#post-12144361
New thread time, well done @coopdeloop for a clear win on title 👏
Old thread -
https://tattle.life/threads/thewelshrunner-kellogs_ontherun-7-all-in-smug-grin-lets-manifest-boston-by-doing-more-colouring-in.32869/
Now it’s time for the Amsterdam poll!
New thread. Well done to @the_chafe_is_real for the winning title!
Could someone TLDR? I’ve been on holiday and dealing with a family bereavement so I’m not as up to date as I usually am even though I have been lurking!
Old thread -...
New thread as requested. Well done @instaclowns 😘
Had to cut down the title. Should have been:
Running Instagrammers #7 - The hard lives of the gifted brigade full sending their boomshakalakas in desperation for validation.
Could someone TLDR?
Old thread -...
New thread, someone please TLDR if they can as I’m about to get off the train and head into work. If not I’ll try later.
Well done to @WeepingCassandra for this thread title. Had to condense from this due to character limits:
thewelshrunner & kellogs_ontherun #6 Sweat on the floor, a few...
Welcome to the selfish adventures of the selfish sweaty kitchen floor fraudster bonkers in moonboot condoms!
Summary is an unknown number of:
DNF's
Paid followers
Unworn moonboots
Baby daddy's
Amount of time they actually look after their kids
Ounces of sweat on the kitchen floor
Number of...
New thread time!!!
Title win goes to @runningbutnotinfluencing, censored slightly due to a swear (I know it’s tame but thems the rules). Title would be: Running Instagrammers #6 - Never take advice from this bunch of dicks.
Small recap (it’s hard when there’s SO many Runfluencers right?!)
•...
Bravo to @runderpants for winning thread title 👏👏👏
I had to sadly make a minor edit because of character limits.
Title would’ve been:
thewelshrunner and kellogs_ontherun #4 - Broken tits, hospitals and gluten free galore. It all went wrong at Phantasm 24!
Congrats to @instaclowns for just clinching most liked for this gem.
Old thread - https://tattle.life/threads/thewelshrunner-and-kellogs_ontherun-2-roll-those-dice-but-please-ignore-their-advice.27358/
Recap:
Our favourite Welsh couple are making unwise training decisions yet again. Both have...
Well done to @personalbest for this one! 👏👏
Old thread -
https://tattle.life/threads/running-instagrammers-4-fumble-bus-sell-out-runners-and-nick-do-as-i-please-bester.26464/
I’ll try and recap later but TIA if someone beats me to it!
New thread
Congrats to @instanonsense for the winning thread title 🏅
Recap anyone?
How many miles a week is Matt covering in his multiple sessions… how close to a BQ is Kelly…