She needs to treat herself, she has had a bad day the poor dumpling.
She got out of bed and used the shampoo and now her hair is all frazzled, so she put it in plaits. But her boss at BMW said computer says no!
Made her take the plaits out.
Her hair is now worse than when Monica in friends hair and her went wild because of the humidity.
Then someone with money came into her work, recognised her, she got all excited.
Oh do you follow me on Instagram?
No love I recognise you from Tattle...
Drives off in their car they they worked hard for and own.
Tanya sulks at her desk, goes through her draws to find a snack, but Del Boy has taken the last one to the staff room and is eating it.
But as Tanya and her hair walk through the door he is chatting to a young girl who has just started at BMW.
Tanya in a rage storm across to room, snatches the snack from Del’s hand. And gives the young girl the death stare. Who’s hair is shiny and smells nice.
In a puff of green smoke Tanya walks off.
Del runs after her with his bank card shouting you can spend £100 to treat yourself.
All day Tanya is in a sulk, her hair isn’t shiny and glossy and Del ate her last snack.
She even rearranged her desk, the photo of herself on Del’s bike with her leathers on and her hair in a plaits, brings a tear to Tanya’s eye.
she demands Del pop to Sainsbury’s and buys a steak dinner, because soon it will be steak and blow Job day! And today is steak and blow job eve eve eve eve eve Eve Eve Eve eve (you get me)
so that basically sums up Tanya’s day.
She then finds the camping mugs and bowls and serves dinner in them, because she is an utter tit and can’t serve in a plate like the rest of us. She needs to show Del she is the better maid, I mean fiancé. Del is given strict instructions never to talk to anyone but her again. And she doesn’t even care he is a sales man and has to talk to people.
Tanya then orders binoculars to spy on Del while he is at work.
Does she ever feed her kids? It’s always pics of meals for two?!!!
Looks like it’s always just them too?