Benpecked baby, just slip a ice skate under the tree for me
Been an awful poor Mum
Benpecked baby, so clean that sooty chimney tonight
Benpecked baby, a dusty old shutter in my lounge on view
I'll aff link it for you, dear
Benpecked baby, so make a plywood tower tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year will be just the same
Because life on repeat can be so lame
Benpecked baby, I want a wash, and really, that's not a lot
Been a slattern all year
Benpecked baby, so buy some preloved presents tonight
Benpecked honey, one little thing I really need
The deed to the nicest house in KL
Benpecked baby, so hurry down the agent's tonight
Benpecked cutie, and fill my stocking with some Elemis and checks
Sign your "X" on the line
Benpecked cutie, you're sleeping in the spare room tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
While beneath it lies a frozen Rafferty
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Benpecked baby, forgot to mention one little beg
Some veg I don't mean from a shop
Benpecked baby, so hurry down the allotment tonight
Hurry down the allotment tonight
Hurry, tonight