Here's last year's bingo with some edits, feel free to edit further/add to it
Christmas Bingo
-gouging followers with Af links during black Friday week to make a few pennies pre xmas
-trip to get the tree with Grabby and Bentos twinning in camel and tartan
• candy canes in front of tree
• flatlay of tree decorations and white company paper stars
• living room decorated to within an inch of its life
• Nigellas Coca-Cola ham
•Christmas jumper with pleated midi skirt mirror shot
• de-camping to Mummas
• Benpecked on ladder doing Mummas tree
• Pup with Rudolph ears
• fake staged “traditions” with Freya mid November (one tick for every photo she recreates)
• childish “he’s beeeeen” post on Christmas morning
• Switching off for a few days to soak it allllll in
-Followed by a glut of pictures from midnight on the 26th that indicate she did not in fact switch off or soak anything in
• aff links for alllll the Boxing Day sales
-phone photos printed out on Polaroid paper in flat lays
-something about the privilege of being a "mumma" at xmas
-some xmas tradition shite that she claims freya is soooooo cuuutttee and soooooo obsessed with that freya clearly doesnt give a duck about because shes 2 and has no idea what the hell is going on
-selfie with herself, Benpecked, Freya & Waffy in matching PJs. Bonus points if the mcmuffin clan are also in the same matching PJs
- Dusty old skates and sled
- flat lay of wreath materials featuring antique scissors of doom
- ta-dah pic of finished artisanal wreath on shabby front door with tasteful pink ribbon
- pic of metal hoops decorated with foliage hanging on wall
- side or back pic of Grabs holding a bouquet of eucalyptus and berries wrapped in brown paper
- close up of small tin VW beetle with Xmas tree decoration with some schmaltzy drivel about Xmas traditions
- pic of McMuffin barn front door to herald their festive week
- blink and you miss it mention of early Xmas celebration with Benpecked’s family