- vlogging in public and being butthurt because French people are talking over her
The best recapAh! So let's recap – shall we?
Hold, please...
Gossip GirlTattle Life here, your one and only source into the melodramatic, proud, difficult life of influenza Lydia Millen.
Lydia Millen had a busy September...
and so much more here.
- living her best life
- sitting around in her Intimissimi (how do you pronounce that again?) knickers
- raving about online censorship and pro-Brexit
- taking photos in her wedding gown
- delaying clickbait videos to steal Victoria's thunder
- schlepping and still not disclosing affiliate links
- lazily cranking out year-old NARS content
- and making rebuttal videos in response to people dragging her up and down the internet – whilst relevant content creators are at New York, London, and Milan fashion weeks.
- Addressing cheek filler rumors, issuing non-apologies to Intimissimi for being mediocre, lying in tandem with Scarrie about YouTube growth
- vlogging in public and being butthurt because French people are talking over her
- reminding us of why people simply don't like her
- publishing mediocre blog posts
But it didn't stop there...
From Dior overkill (a.k.a., bag/belt-on-repeat and publishing 42% of her IG content to get the attention of Dior) to catching herself in a Miele little lie, Lydia's asked her minions to suffer along in her plight as a self-proclaimed "proud difficult woman!"
Affiliate Lynx is still on the run after the release of Ali's short-film dedicated to the most famous Bengal Cat in Britain! The heart-wrenching saga kept Ali sobbing with each keystroke. But don't despair, because this lot will milk Catgate for all its worth. (We will never forget).
But hopefully, we can all forget Lydia's:
- NARS content fail
- the salacious comment section in Hadassah Cordoba's response video to Lydia's YouTube smackdown
- proving she didn't actually pay for a new Meile washer and dryer
- what people really think about Lydia Millen – because there are even comments under Hadassah's latest video
- artificial intelligence (and no we're not talking high tech!)
- leg stretching, tip-toe posing, stilt-walking I'm approx. 5'4" but I want to be more antics
- (did I mention... those cheeks!)
- pity pass to Paris Fashion Week and high-street humble brag courtesy of L'Oréal Makeup PR
- failure to learn from real content creators like Tamara Kalinic
- itchy b-delete finger that just doesn't seem to reach far enough to Hadassah Cordoba's new video
- tragic quotes in HARPER'S BAZAAR "Inside the home of... Lydia Elise Millen"
- desperation to prove she resides in Buckinghamshire
- envy of the blog editor she wishes she had and so desperately needs - @ilikenailpolish
- self-proclaimed "exceptional" blog post entitled "I Am A Proud Difficult Woman"
- cameo in the NDubz 'Wouldn't You' music video and subsequent Twitter allegations (we have no official comment)
- jump the bandwagon tweets in support of Sali-gate slacktivism and her loyal sheep
- (and yes, we all enjoyed watching influenzas argue amongst themselves on Twitter #Sali-gate) I digress...
Unlike the rest of us, influenza lies, social climbing, and scandal never take a vacation.
What does October 2019 hold for Lydia Elise Millen? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. XOXO,Gossip GirlTattle Life.
Lydia Millen stop trying to makeI wish someone from Dior clothing would just contact her and say stop wasting your time trying to impress us it ain't happenin'
#stillhere #fanclub #SaveAliI’m watching Ali’s vlog...... #fanclubwhereyouat
God almighty it’s Lydia part two. But actually he seems genuine, if he hadn’t uploaded that fucking crying insta story I’d find this acceptable.
He knows the neighbour killed him.
He knows he’s an awkward AF YouTuber
He knows he belongs behind a till in Costco.
I’ve embellished some of that.
See also “hunbun” and “your channel”Lydia Millen stop trying to makeFetchDior happen. It's not going to happen.
She has a typo in that initial tweet. Should have written “Missing free items (thus, have to go shop in ZaraHome)”.I smell a Zara Home Haul underway... Cue Lydia's infamous baby voice
Because... you know, Lydia says she's struggling with content and fresh ideas.[emoji57]
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'Ali's that peng guy you see working at footlocker'I’m watching Ali’s vlog...... #fanclubwhereyouat
God almighty it’s Lydia part two. But actually he seems genuine, if he hadn’t uploaded that fucking crying insta story I’d find this acceptable.
He knows the neighbour killed him.
He knows he’s an awkward AF YouTuber [emoji2368]
He knows he belongs behind a till in Costco.
I’ve embellished some of that.
Oh! We are absolutely allowed to have an opinion and share those collective opinions on a public platform. Lydia's just mad because she can't control the narrative – or Google search results.Funny how she thinks that Lydia Elise Millen BRAND is allowed to publicly talk sh*t about another company. But then we, here, in relative privacy, and not tagging anyone, are not allowed to talk about her “brand”.
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